Knorthknode

@knate.bsky.social

318 Followers 221 Following

Enough about me. Let's talk about you! Indiferent to my own pronouns but happy to embrace yours.

A picture of Drax, the Destroyer.
Screenshot of a social media post by Tukwila PD that says: "Missed Connection 🙋🏻‍♂️ You left before we were able to chat about your behavior. You were in our fine city prowling vehicles today in your distinct looking SUV in front of numerous 4k quality surveillance cameras that clearly recorded you, your vehicle, your license plate and every nefarious act that you committed along the way. Kudos to whatever you do to stay looking young! You haven’t aged a day since your DOL photo was taken! Keep an eye out in the mail for your coupon for one free court appearance for vehicle prowling and malicious mischief. You’re also free to call us to discuss this matter and speed the process up for yourself and save everyone some time 🤙🏼"