Knightxfall

@knightxfall.bsky.social

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30 he/him Sous chef, gamer, dad, writer. I talk a lot about games and other random bs

Plastic food containers akin to what you find in restaurants, found neatly packaged in a tj Maxx for way too much. The horror stories that I can tell where one of these was within arms reach, filled with once ice cubes that turned into lukewarm water.
Plate with apple slices, BBQ Pringles, and BLT Pasta made with bowtie pasta, tomatoes, spinach, bacon and red onion
Picture of TV with a big red text box with white letting instructing USPS employees to send in their obsolete mini PC sticks
Whiplash scene where jk Simmons asks miles teller if he is rushing or if he is dragging
IMALENT MS32 Brightest Flashlight 200,000 Lumens, Cree XHP70.2 LEDs Tactical Flashlights High Lumens with 8 Modes Type-C Rechargeable Flash Light for Outdoor, Emergency and Caving
Spine view of the following 3 criterion cases: Mulholland Drive Happiness 8 1/2
Over easy eggs, sausage patties, and sliced apples. Eggs and sausage topped with Sriracha.
Ferrari sf24 f1 car lego set on the lego website for $229.99
Rainbow sticker that says "ask me about the gay agenda"
Mia (my dog) poking underneath a blanket her nose only exposed
Roasted whole chicken
Tortilla chip with a piece of fried plastic stuck on it that kinda looks like cum. That's why the caption is a play on limp biscuit (not to be confused with the artist known as limp bizkit)
Meme of a photoshopped Hailey Williams holding a hot dog and mustard on her face with Costco in the background. The line above says "she's in the business of glizzery"
Pork egg rolls and a sweet chili sauce
Personal supreme pizza with balsamic glaze on top
Picture of tan cargo pants with lots of pockets
A man and a woman both wearing a sonic the hedgehog onesie
Bob belcher and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers drawn like the album cover Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance
Holiday in handcuffs poster featuring Melissa Jean hart dragging Mario Lopez in the snow with handcuffs
Assorted flavors of cheesecake bites
Me being goofy wearing a elmo head
Plate of muffins, cinnamon rolls, and danishes
Dark cupcakes with butter cream icing in the shape of "ghosts"
Aging Matt Damon from Saving Private Ryan
Blueberry and chocolate chip muffins plated on a white rectangular plate