Dan

@knitdan.bsky.social

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Knitter. Cishet he/him. Pro-choice, pro-LBGTQ+. Normie liberal. Rural NE Washington. Elderly man in his 40s. No followbacks without investigating. No DMs unless I know you.

Real Confederate flag meme First panel: stars and bars (magneto: show me the real confederate flag) Second panel: white flag of surrender (magneto: I said the real confederate flag) Third panel: a pile of ashes (william tecumseh sherman: perfection)
A salamander, about 3 inches long, in the hand of an adult man Solid olive green coloring along the back, rest of body is a speckled mix of olive and black
Michael fassbender as Magneto: Panel 1-Show me the real Confederate flag: (battle flag of the army of northern Virginia, what is commonly thought of as the Confederate flag Panel 2- I said rhe real Confederate flag: (a white flag of surrender) Panel 3-Perfection: (William Tecumseh Sherman looking at a pile of ash and coals)
A small mammal skull, with very sharp teeth and a wide-opening jaw. A bit of whitish fur is attached near the lower jaw Suspected to be a weasel or ermine Skull is maybe 2 inches in length? Thumb of adult man in lower frame gives some semblance of scale.
Picture of the moon and Earth from the Artemis II mission, except the moon is the Death Star
A sporty car painted to evoke the color and art of Arizona Green Tea
Australian cattle dog, about to try and eat the camera Her left paw is raised and her tongue is lolling out
Three knit hats Left is ribbed all the way up with blue-yellow-black-brown repeating stripes Middle is a musselburgh with several colors of scrap sock yarn Right is a Nord de lignes in various shades of blue and purple
Billionaire John McAfee, who once claimed he’d been sexually intimate with a dolphin
New Jersey Guide to Aircraft ID Several silhouettes of airplanes marked “drone” One marked “Iranian mothership”
Knitted mesh market bag in hemp Body is dark brown, strap is grey Includes a black drawstring with a red cord IPhone SE for scale
A can of Spring-themed Red Bull, flavor is cherry sakura Can is white with red and silver lettering
Alternate hat for the Texas Rqngers baseball team, in which the team logo (a big T) is superimposed over the middle of the word “Texas” The T blocks the X so it says “Tetas”
Several BluRay boxes of movies and TV Song Sung Blue The Long Walk Caught Stealing Rome: Complete series (my old dvd copies were starting to fall apart)
Gabe from The Office saying: In-jokes are virtue signals-often used by the far right No I didn’t get your joke
Amanda Seyfried wore a 'prosthetic butthole' for new movie ‘Testament of Ann Lee'
Text message meme What’s going on with my future Don’t worry kitten Okay❤️ yay❤️
Top down view of knit hat, to show the decreases and star pattern Colors are purple and blue, ranging from light to dark in both
A blue F150 is nose-in to the ditch, almost perpendicular to the roadway Snowy slushy roadway on a hill with a slight curve In the background are some beautiful evergreen trees covered in fresh snow
A can of Cougar Gold cheese
Sock yarn scrap hat various colors Purple teal brown gray/black
A hat knit in self-striping sock yarn. The colors are blue, yellow , black, and brown, repeating in that order. The hat is knit on size 1 needles in 2k3p ribbing, which is hell 80 rows of 160 stitches before the decreases start There is also a phone in the picture for scale reference
Excerpt from the comic Johnny The Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez A man yells: OH, MY GOD! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!
A red ribbed hat with a braided tassel on top
Merry and Pippin in Fellowship of the Ring (originally about breakfast) We’ve had one, yes But what about Second Reconstruction?
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Lucille Bluth: Why have we been spending so much money on whistles?
A foggy river with old pilings for a defunct lumber mill
Robert DeNiro as a Jesuit in The Mission (1986), practicing with a sword
A puppy naps on the couch
Muffler in a gas station trash receptacle
Donnie Darko i made a friend meme Panel 1-Untrustworthy people looking to get published: We did a big study Panel 2-A big study or a bundle of small studies? Panel 3-Bundle of small studies
Blanket made of knitted miter squares in several different colorways of variegated yarn. 12- 12 inch squares sewn together to make a 36”x48” blanket Each 12 inch square is made of 4 smaller squares and has a border of long knitted strips
Pascal-Emanuel Gobry, front view
Red heeler puppy curled up for a nap on the couch.
A caracal wild cat, snarling
Orc that wants to eat Merry and Pippin’s legs
Red heeler puppy (sandy-colored) resting her head on a shoe-clad foot
A sandy-colored red heeler puppy
Anakin Padme meme 1st panel: USS Gettysburg launches Sm-2s at aircrafts 107 and 112 2nd panel: Aircraft 107 says “Yoooo that shit is crazy, I can't believe they're shooting a drone down” 3rd panel: USS Gettysburg says nothing 4th panel: aircraft 107,112 “you’re shooting a drone down, right, Gettysburg?”
Kevin Spacey and Chazz Palmintieri in The Usual Suspects Palmintieri leans forward saying “There was no dope on that boat”
In-progress 2x3 ribbed knit hat in sock yarn Colors are black, brown, blue, and yellow
A set of harnesses, ostensibly for climbing, but in sexy colors so you know they’re gonna get used for sex
Pope with a microphone looks like he’s singing
Rust Cohle scowling Roses are red Dead grass is brown This place is like somebody’s memory of a town
Stancilometer To the left: Digging in against people/positions I hate To the right: Digging in against people/positions I like
Old lady being escorted by a young woman meme Old lady: When I was young, journalism had standards and ethics Young woman: Ok grandma let’s get you to bed
A mottled grey puppy sits on the shoulder of a bearded man in the forest
Meme titled “Who Would Win?” Left panel: a smiling circle, half green and half black. Text reads “anprim who had to get rid of their glasses as they were a product of civilization” Right panel: text reads “some kind of orange shape” above a blurry picture of an approaching bengal tiger
the “Zohran for New York” campaign iconography - blue background with bold orange text - except it says “Waiting for Godot”
Gandalf saying “a bit late for trimming the verge, don’t you think?”
A man with a grey beard, a red and black knit hat, and a black coat is in front of some sparse woods. He is seated but you can’t tell that from the photo. On his shoulder sits a puppy with mottled grey fur, she is looking intently at the camera.
Original post as Calvin’s Dad Explains meme I feel like we are letting rumor and speculation run amok and are getting too far ahead of known facts. I'll be the sober voice of reason: it is not at all clear that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are having an affair. There are alternative explanations. It could be a throuple.
Freedom of Speech rockwell painting
Doug Emhoff happily showing his phone screen to Kamala Harris, who humors him but with a facial expression that’s a combination of puzzled and annoyed
A grey mottled red heeler puppy is sleeping curled up on a couch
A sleepy puppy rests her head on a man’s forearm
Taffy-like peanut butter candy that comes in unmarked orange and black wrappers and is generally only found in bulk bins near Halloween It’s terrible and if this is what you give out you deserve to get your house egged
A red heeler puppy Mottled grey coat She looks like a possum
“Dog with ball” meme Pls build Make profit? No profit, only build