Kobold Commando

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A kobold, a dragon, and generally a mess they/she | trans/enby | no minors

The potato mine from Plants vs Zombies
Earthbound's game over screen
Dark Souls meme: know the difference: Rat: drops humanity, is human Silver knight: does not give or drop humanity, not human
Dio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, "I reject my humanity, Jojo!"
The Treachery of Images, by René Magritte. A smoking pipe is depicted on a beige canvas, below it is written (in french) "This is not a pipe." Since it is, of course, a depiction of a pipe.
Dog Pokémon but tiny face
Freeza from Dragonball Z when he asks, stunned (in DBZA) "are you real?"
An edit of the "Literally 1984" comic, edited with Doomguy shouting RIP AND TEAR! and the calendar reading December 1993 (Doom's release date)
Salvo the Slime's cone-shaped sprite data with his eyes superimposed on top
A ferengi from Star Trek, known for ruthless capitalism and oppression of women
Karl Marx as Carl from ATHF saying "look who was friggen right the whole time!"
A comic book for The Pirates of Dark Water
A drawing from Existential Comics of philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre exercising his RADICAL FREEDOM to break as many rules as possible at the beach. Some would say this is an example of free will.
Tiny dog dressed as a devil: welcome to hell. Wait. Yeah welcome to hell.
"The mundane analogue debate" in the amazing digital circus logo style
"Union The Bustening" in the form of the Magic The Gathering logo, alluding to the recent news of Wizards of the Coast opposing their employees forming a union
A sad kid whose knees are exploding An arrow labelled THC A radical kid whose knees are exploding
The "Calvin's dad explains record rotation" comic, but he's explaining the only two US industries are gambling and fraud. Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud. The stock market looks like gambling but it's actually fraud.
Side by side comparisons of the old and new versions of Mach-Na and J'bari, two NPCs in Oblivion
A TMNT style title reading "I wish ill on Bluesky's Mod Team"
Closeup of a kobold with big ears, blue hair, and horns that curl back and then up
A title screen for the anime Big O, showing the protagonist, his robot maid, and his giant mech
Post 1: "Why is everyone complaining about the font size of quotes?" Post 2: (an enormous, earthshattering h)
Xcom 2, a soldier shooting an alien directly through the head, with the label "Missed!"
Dio from Jojo's photoshopped to be holding up the posted mask
A picture of a polished egg-shaped stone being held in a hand
A character in old-school runescape standing in a cabbage field, wearing a cabbage themed outfit, saying "yum not yuck"
Two kobolds lined up against a height chart, the bronze and blue one is about a foot shorter than the white and gold one
A bronze and blue kobold dressed in a wizard outfit holding and examining a pickaxe
A drawing of a bronze and blue kobold standing on one foot holding a sword aloft
A bronze and blue kobold from the neck up, edited to give the impression of rough polygons and compressed colors
A cartoon tufted titmouse with an overly large beak and a toothy smile
A bronze and blue kobold happily playing a string bass that's much larger than she is
Elden Ring, a character casting Gavel of Haima, which summons a giant magical mallet
"Tim Kaine can go eat a dog turd" in Ninja Turtles logo text
Cammie the (usually a) kobold rendered as a freshly hatched baby bird
Art of a heavyset anthro hyena with a rainbow Mohawk, holding a drink, wearing a ripped synthwave tee, vest, and ripped pants
A miquote in a chocobo costume giving a thumbs up
A white and brown spotted cow from Asheron's Call