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@kongurous.bsky.social

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I squeeze gats till my clips is empty. Bad at fighting games, worse at Buddhism, still trying at both. Working on a master's in Assyriology. he/him free Palestine

A puddle of shampoo sits on a tile floor. It looks like a massive spill of semen.
A cartoon rocket ship is undergoing maintenance by a pair of cartoon rockets. Text below says "Canvas is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance. Check back soon."
Six small stone artifacts arranged in a grid. Four of them are distinctly arrowheads, and two have no clear shape or obvious purpose.
a picture of a pig in a barn stall with an engorged scrotum and a long thick turd resting atop it
A screenshot of Street Fighter 6 emphasizing one player's screen name, "Tekken8Refugee."
A fighting game control stick featuring artwork of Sanrio characters dressed up as Street Fighter characters. Hello Kitty is Chun-Li. It says "Street Fighter x Sanrio" in the top left. The rest of the case is a pink color.
Is it any wonder that today’s young people who have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune are stepping outside the arc of history yelling, “stop”? At a certain point, these young people let out a collective primal scream, shouting “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.” And when the “youf” (as they refer to themselves online) realized that Establishment conservatives and libertarians did not hear them and lacked the vocabulary, principles, power, and courage to defend them from their Maoist persecutors, they went underground to places like 4chan, 8chan, and various other online discussion boards, where they found a Samizdat community of the oppressed.
The cover to the Forgotten Realms Campaign Set for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 1st edition. A guy who looks like an extra from the Conan the Barbarian movie is seated atop a horse, side-on, looking at the viewer. The horse is among a circle of standing stones. There's text that says "Forgotten Realms Campaign Set" along the top and bottom, and beneath it it says "Forgotten Realms, a new campaign world for the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons game"
Cover to the book "A Dozen and One Adventures" for the Al-Qadim campaign setting for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd edition. An adventurer stands atop a pile of treasure in a cave with his back to the viewer. He is locked in mortal combat with a skeleton emerging from a large pot before him with his torch in his left hand, with his right arm back, holding a saber. The skeleton, clad in a dark robe and green turban, is swinging a saber of its own at the adventurer. Behind the potted skeleton is another skeleton casting some manner of spell. This skeleton is also in emerging from a pot, this one about to topple over.
A plain celebratory message, saying "Celebrating 10M users" with a firework emoji. Below that is my place in the order of members, number 308,699, and a small stamp saying "First 10%". On the bottom right and bottom left it has my username and the date I joined.
A pair of purple flowers in a grassy field. A honey bee is on one of the flowers.