Valkyrie

@konshock.bsky.social

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23, she/her, it/its 🏳️‍⚧️ Sometimes a hawk, usually a snake. Like to cook, game, and hopelessly apply to jobs Don't be afraid to DM first because I sure am

The plate is now nearly empty. The eggs and most of the toast have been eaten, leaving only some remnants of egg yolk, chili crisp, and two scraps of the bread.

Fried eggs and toast. The two eggs are rimmed in the chili crisp that they were cooked in, and one egg is cut in half with yolk running out. The buttered toast is cut into triangles and stacked.

An episode of Columbo is playing on a computer monitor. An asshole cat is blocking the bottom right half of the screen

Blurry picture of cat in bed. He looks to be of low intelligence