K On The Beach

@konthebeach.bsky.social

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Aspiring Ken, as I too want my job to be beach. Mom, artist, chef, loud 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark. Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.

Video of massive waves hitting black lava cliffs

Large waves rolling in by black cliff is

Dark cloud outer bands of hurricane lala over the ocean

Churning waves next to a black lava cliff

Small dog on her back begging shamelessly for belly rubs…which were provided, I’m no monster lol

Trees over a black rock lined ocean cove with bright turquoise waters in the background of more open ocean, with a grassy area in the foreground - perfect shaded reading spot

Antique vw camper van in teal and white

Hand holding a gin and tonic and a cheese plate in front of an airport window because time doesn’t matter here

Skylight at the end of a light shaft with two seagull feet on it

Hand holding an in-n-out bag full of delicious flavor!

Toes in the sand with the ocean crashing in the background and a peninsula off to the left

Three pictures of a grumpy very alive raccoon in a trap. Two pics the trap and trash panda are in a wheelbarrow, and in one of those, there’s w greying hair dude trying to make sure it stays in the wheelbarrow

2 TOWNS CIDERHOUSE.
COSMIC EXPLORER, CRISP
MANGO

Smiling woman holding a red-ish drink with her dad, in a visor, smiling, he’s holding a beer.

Little girl in a blue jacket and red pants, whims is blowing, she’s got a ton of shells and rocks stuffed in her jacket while also holding a bald cabbage patch doll

Sign at a restaurant reading:
- NO STROLLERS -
- NO HIGH CHAIRS -
0 - NO BOOSTER CHAIRS -
Children crying or making loud noises are a distraction to other diners, and as such are not allowed in the dining room

Two antique hard cover books, green one is Little Women, orange one is Jo’s Boys both by Louisa M Alcott

Grey haired man with a grabber thing with a container of peanut butter to set in a live animal trap.

Mom: I'm at Walmart. Is there anything you need ?

Me: I don't think so.

lol and don't get more baking soda for under the deck.
Apparently raccoons are a big fan

Mom: I hope you are not talking about under our deck - please

Me: You should definitely not check your texts then.
Just live in the moment.
The moment before you knew something that can't be unknown.

Delivered

Little raccoon paw prints on a silver pot in dust

View of a little cement pier and rocky outcrop in a placid lovely ocean bay with cloudy sky

McWay falls in Big Sur - turquoise cove with a sandy beach with rocky outcrops and a slim waterfall into the ocean

Moro rock with fog in the background with driftwood and dunes in the foreground

Hand holding a milk share from cima mining co

Hand holding two wooden swords and a nerf gun

Hand reaching out a car window to pet bison in the distance

Brother text: don’t pet the fuzzy cows. Me: BUT THEN WHY ARE THEY FRIEND SHAPED??” And a pic of my finger touching the head of a stuffed bison.

Text of my Finger touching the head of a stuffed bison. Sister’s response “you just couldn’t help yourself”

Sculpture of a man herding two pigs in front of the Spam Museum Building

Gin rickey drink on a bar with art deco designs in the background

Bruised hand holding a cider in a Dierks Bentley coozie in a big bubble bath with an iPad in the back.

Very red and sweaty me in a pink tank in front of a pod absolutely stuffed with all our shit.

Corgi splooted with butt to her person in front of some moving boxes

Hand holding a card with a blue sky and ocean waves on the beach.

Living room draped in plastic sheeting

Woman wearing a tank top with two t-rexes, a mama and baby, with the baby being in trans flag colors, mom is wearing a trans flag hat and looking at her baby with a big smile. Words below read: free mom hugs.

Back of a red and white corgi in a pink harness sitting on the grass watching her other favorite person skateboard at a skate park

Two people in a pool staring at each other with heart eyes

5 little girls making very silly faces in the mid 80s

Corgi standing with her paw on her person’s leg and a mangled purple octopus dog toy in front of her.

Man futilely scooping algae out of the reflecting pool with horse shit on the sidewalk and tourists and generators in the background

Reflecting pool in dc, it is green.

Graduate wearing a lei holding a cap that has the tardis and a planet, with the quote “next stop everywhere”

Silhouette of a tall teen standing in front of a star cut out with an orange and yellow background.

Corgi passed tf out on her back, one paw in the air, one stretched out. She is snoring, clearly can’t tell that from a pic but she is.

Hand holding a slice of radish in a heart shape.

White bowl with seared tuna on rice with pickled veg, edamame, corn, seaweed, and drizzled with siracha mayo. Very hopeful corgi in the background.

Left side Long haired tall teen in a black graduation gown with a gold stole in front of a brick sign
Right side: long haired 7yo in a t-shirt and shorts in front of the same brick sign

The ocean looked warmer in the water than out of the water. So your boring Weather reporter decided to take a swim. Then someone took my picture when I got out
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Two photos are attached showing a deceased humpback whale on the beach

Red and white corgi with perky ears in a pink harness and lead walking down a grass lined sidewalk.

Majestic floof of a corgi giving massive side eye while getting pets. It’s a mystery to me too.

Drooling corgi curled up asleep on a couch. Turd.

White bowl with sliced pork over polenta with a redish onion-y sauce on top

Soggy corgi next to a grey couch with a large moving box on it thus preventing her from being on the couch Corgi is giving me a death stare of judgement as only a corgi can. So, I’m doomed.

Cloudy sunset over a gravel road and farm house with a brown dog in the distance

Front double glass door with a corgi peeking in the bottom left, watching because food is inside. Not food she’s getting, and she knows it, but food.

Corgi on a blanket studiously not looking at me.

Corgi with three large doodle dogs a brown one, a black and white, and a white one. Noses together as they’re besties

Smiling corgi on her back because she knows that she did

Box of gluten free cheez its and gluten free chips ahoy.