geoff

@kookaburrasakura.co.nz

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he/him • ne mæg werig mod wyrde wiđstondan / ne se hreo hyge helpe gefremman

A toasted bun with a shitpile of stuff in there. The bun is too small for the filling, frankly. It's not a sandwich, it's a salad wearing shoes and a hat.
Kumara the little dog, lying down but at least with her head up, giving the pretense of surveillance
Kumara the little dog is lying in the grass, asleep
Two SPAM hot-dogs with visible chopped pineapple and teriyaki glaze, yum yum
"Yes, I have seen Galaxy Quest, and no, it's not really like that." - Casey Biggs (Damar on DS9)
it's a whole ass coffee cup full of espresso and ice cream
Amazon screenshot showing a single category checked, "Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry", and a single item, "EEMB Tabbed CR2025 3V Lithium Battery with Solder Tabs 10-Pack"
a green dragonfly chilling on a pumpkin leaf. mosquitoes beware, mosquitoes beware, she's coming, she's coming, she's coming.
Bumper sticker which reads, 'I'd rather be watching the 1993 television masterpiece "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"'
Kumara the little dog &c. seated on the sidewalk and not looking at the camera
My silly little blue teacup of espresso. There's a little ice cream visible through the foam. I promise there's actually a bunch there, it's just that there's definitely a lot of coffee foam.
Kumara the little dog lying down on some concrete. My socks are visible one step above her.
A can titled "LIQUID DEATH" with a logo of a screaming melting skull. The flavor is "Pop-Tarts Carnage", emphasized by an enormous Pop-Tart looming behind the can. Also there's 43mg of natural caffeine.
Ferret from a picrew (https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/120893/) The ferret is light tan with a brown mask. One foot is brown, one is tan. The ferret is in front of an orange starburst pattern with big goofy stars erupting from behind it.
A Greek kylix (two-handled drinking cup) with the image of a dude stomping grapes in the middle
A tin of welly flex fabric bandagaes. They glow in the dark! That's cool as heck! My band-aids never glowed in the dark! They had power rangers sometimes though, that was pretty good.
It's that famous mass-production series Evangelion, smiling no doubt because something nice is happening or about to happen. Look at those teeth!
A stein of a mysterious red fluid. Is it blood? No you goon! It's tomato juice and beer! Everybody loves it!
A YouTube preview clip titled "Snoopy's Riverside Summer Chill" that shows a picture not of SNOOPY but of BLUEY who is a DIFFERENT DOG
A little dog lying down on an overstuffed green armchair
A mason jar with coffee and oatmilk, clearly separated in layers
Orange yellow and green friendship bracelet on a wrist
A jar of JIF (pronounced "gif") peanut butter and a flask of hot sauce styled as an old timey elixir sold by one Dr. Assburn
A picture of the description on a can of Monster alleging that the taste is lighter and less sweet
The "I don't like that, I like that" meme where what I don't like is "import mypkg.submodule" and what I like is "from . import submodule as submodule"
A handleless ceramic cup of coffee is sitting on a wooden table. The cup is grey-brown with a green rim. On the front of the cup in a circle in Japanese calligraphy is 茶, which means "tea".
A bowl with a chicken saying "ready to party" with alarming red material is foregrounded. In the back, ominously, a package of Flamin Hot Dill Pickle cheetos is lurking.
A Dutch baby in a skillet. The rise is insubstantial, although there's a little mesa in the middle I guess? It brings to mind the American southwest, if the famous red rocks were kind of eggy yellow, and also it were in a skillet. Also the perspective is weird so the handle looks super distorted but it's not AI I promise
Two panel meme - the first shows some type of astronaut or pilot chuckling to herself and saying I AM A GENIUS! Her eyes have been overlaid with ghost emojis. The second shows the same pilot with an expression of dismay and action lines, saying OH NO! A fist emoji has been overlaid.
A bag of oreo minis and a juice box, hurrah
A bowl of soup, with kale peeping out from the noodle/carrot/celery/chicken melange and a poached egg on top of that
A screenshot from roll20 of a paired dice roll for perception - a nine and an eleven.
A tiny pink mug that says I HEART NY with an espresso crema visible inside it
It's Kumara the little dog, lying on the floor looking intently at a plate holding cut-up pancake
It's Kumara the little dog, licking a plate on the floor
Screenshot of the wikipedia article for wolves, including a redirect notice that "gray wolf" takes you to this page, and the first sentence noting that wolves are also known as "gray wolves"
Two spice jars, one is crushed red pepper, the other is candy cane flavored finishing sugar
It's a festive parol, with the body of the star being of red, but white and green rosettes at the intersections and the heart of the star, and cut tails from the bottom two points showing green streamers through a sort of lace dress
SUPPLEMENTARY INFORMATION REQUIRED Please be sure the following tasks are answered and uploaded to the document section of your application: Write a 10-page analysis of metaphors in The Great Gatsby, including citations. Convert the analysis into a concise 200-word executive summary. Translate both the full essay and summary into Spanish and Mandarin. Create a table comparing the metaphor themes across three other novels of your choice, with one paragraph of synthesis. Rewrite the original essay in the style of a scientific paper with an abstract.
It's me, hi, I'm in the sweater it's me
A pair of parol stars, one red with gold ribbon trim and one kind of muted red
Firefox autocomplete search box screenshot, where the partially completed string "why is porpoise spelled" has, among other questions, "why is dolphin spelled with ph"
Kumara the little dog, seated on a stair, leaning to the side as she hears my car drive away.
Screenshot of a headline "People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?" and the dek "Artificial intelligence app Text with Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures"
Challenged that simply throwing sticks of dynamite around doesn't constitute a martial art, a bearded gentleman with an unusual fur collar raises a hand while holding a lit stick of dynamite and says, hey, as long as it works.
A dog on a green chair looks imploringly at the camera
Screenshot of Pokémon Crystal on the GBA, showing that "Togepi" has come out of its egg! Togepi is also, like, obviously still in an egg. It's a whole Thing.
pokemon go screenshot shows my new level is sixty four! gosh