koolcat.exe

@koolcat.online

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INTERNET CAT. music: https://koolcat.bandcamp.com/ Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Five of the same identical looking gray characters sat in a circle on very poorly modelled 3d chairs. The character in the middle is upset and being comforted by a character to the right of them whilst a character on the left holds a coffee cup. The remaining two characters are facing away from the camera. A poster above the upset character features a series of chopped down trees in the desert with the caption "adapt." in a motivational poster style.
A low poly, grey, "cat" like creature with a rectangular and slightly beveled head. The head has two white cubes embedded in it, meant to appear as eyes, and a white rectangular prism embedded, which is meant to appear as a mouth. There are two small cones protruding from its head. The cat's body is made up of a similar rectangle, which is also beveled slightly on the top to meet the head. It has two arms, which are represented with non-beveled rectangular prisms.
Two low poly gray characters outside a building.
Two images in a grid. The first one features two low poly gray characters outside a building. The second image features five of the same identical looking gray characters sat in a circle on very poorly modelled 3d chairs. The character in the middle is upset and being comforted by a character to the right of them whilst a character on the left holds a coffee cup. The remaining two characters are facing away from the camera. A poster above the upset character features a series of chopped down trees in the desert with the caption "adapt." in a motivational poster style.
a bandcamp screenshot that lists all the tracks on the album "WHERE IS KOOLCAT?" alongside their track lengths. They are as follows: 1. Message for Concerned Citizens 02:10 2. The Ambush 05:22 3. Caffeine Rush 03:56 4. Big City, Big Expectations 02:53 5. Quiet Quit 02:22 6. File Jockey 03:00 7. Clementine's Story 04:36 8. Dead Programs Walking 04:33 9. Data Scrapers 03:36 10. Suppressor 03:12 11. Incoming Transmission 02:07 12. Hold On To Hope 04:37
Two pictures in a grid, both poorly modeled using blender. The top image features a grey building plastered with wanted posters for a low poly cat person thing called "koolcat". There is a blocky "motorcycle" leaning against the building. The bottom image features one of the posters affixed to a post, with two buildings in the background also appearing to have the posters affixed to them.
a 3d render of a table with a point of sale system on one side and a amateurishly designed 3d cup of coffee on the other side
poorly done, very blocky 3d model of a guy smoking a cigarette in the distance
the low poly koolcat model framed in a circle with a green tint
A lyric by Slay Squad from the song STFU by ASAP Rocky which reads as follows: How you ask for a handouts and you ain't hit the concrete? / They say Haitians eatin' cats, I make sure my dogs eat
A sports infographic that is cropped to say "JOSH ALLEN: ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY" without further context.
The wikipedia page for "Crab mentality", otherwise known as "crabs in a bucket mentality"
A screenshot of a word document. On top, there is the word KOOLCAT written in wingdings in large font. Below this is the following message: After much consideration, I have elected not to put my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” on Spotify. While I am aware that no streaming platform is perfect and end-user hostility is a reality of our modern day techno-dystopia, the majority of platforms are nowhere near as brazenly hostile to artists as Spotify is. Continuing to provide my music for listening on a platform whose CEO actively funds the military industrial complex for the privilege of earning $0.00 off the streams is simply not financially sound, let alone morally justifiable. The album will still be available on other streaming platforms. As always, the best way to support me and my musical endeavors is purchasing the album via Bandcamp. If you are inconvenienced by the album not being on Spotify, or otherwise do not feel like paying for it, send over an email to koolcatmusic@protonmail.com and I will provide you a download code to access it for free. I hope you all enjoy the new tunes once they drop on September 20th! :3 -koolcat
A two image grid against a white background. The top image is a 3D render of a wooden desk with a laptop on top of it. The laptop has a broken display. The bottom image is the same 3D render of the desk and the laptop except the laptop is now upside down with a hole in it. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit M1 - Laptop (damaged) involved in the distribution of illegal audio material" "Exhibit M2 - Rear of damaged laptop (drive compartment has not been located)"
A 2 image grid against a white background. The top image is a 3D render of a wooden desk with a laptop on top of it. The laptop has a broken display. The bottom image is the same 3D render of the desk and the laptop except the laptop is now upside down with a hole in it. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit M1 - Laptop (damaged) involved in the distribution of illegal audio material" "Exhibit M2 - Rear of damaged laptop (drive compartment has not been located)"
The cover art for my EP "BIRDZ". The bottom three quarters consist of a heavily pixelated and mostly monochrome photo of two birds against a teal background. The top quarter has a black banner which has the EP title written in ASCII on the left and the tracklist on the right alongside the words "AN EP BY KOOLCAT"
A screenshot of a word document that includes the word "KOOLCAT" in large letters using the wingdings font and the following message below: Due to unexpected personal circumstances, the release of my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” will no longer be taking place on August 15th. It is still slated for release sometime this year, and a new date will be revealed soon. Apologies for any inconvenience and hope to share more music when the time is right. -koolcat
A 2x2 grid of images against a white background. The top two images are the front and side profile of a low poly, grey, "cat" like creature with a rectangular and slightly beveled head. The head has two white cubes embedded in it, meant to appear as eyes, and a white rectangular prism embedded, which is meant to appear as a mouth. There are two small cones protruding from its head. The cat's body is made up of a similar rectangle, which is also beveled slightly on the top to meet the head. It has two arms, which are represented with non-beveled rectangular prisms. The bottom left image is a 3D modeled white vinyl record sleeve with a hole for the vinyl record label punched out. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. A sticker applied to the top right stating "NEW TUNES FROM KOOLCAT", although the word 'KOOLCAT' is written in the wingdings font, rendering it as a series of emoticon images instead of readable text. The bottom right image is a 3D modeled vinyl record with a center label depicting the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which, when paired with the sleeve in the bottom left image, completes the koolcat logo. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit A,B - Artist/Fugitive" "Exhibit C,D - Illegally distributed materials pertaining to the artist/fugitive"
a poorly 3d modeled table with a few papers stacked on top, a cup of coffee and a tablet that is displaying a 3D screensaver with the word "WACK" written in wingdings.
a poorly animated 3d cat falling through a thin layer of clouds repeatedly
A screenshot from spotify of a new koolcat single called "NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MEOW"
A mockup of a datpiff.com page for the album "MUSIC" by Playboi Carti
Screenshot from Spotify for Artists showing that my new album KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET has 1,000 streams.
The cover art for "Great Escape", which consists of a poorly modeled scene of a gray 3d humanoid with pointy cat like ears is on a gray motorcycle with a helicopter spotlight shining on them. To their right is a police car pointing towards their direction.
A poorly modeled scene of a gray 3d humanoid with pointy cat like ears is on a gray motorcycle with a helicopter spotlight shining on them. To their right is a police car pointing towards their direction.
A post from the koolcatmusic Twitter account stating "pee pee poo poo"
A poorly 3d modelled table with a computer and a CRT monitor on it. The CRT monitor is displaying a glitched version of the koolcat logo.
A poorly modelled desktop computer with a CRT monitor next to it in a black void. Various visuals display in conjunction with the following monologue: "As you may already be aware, there has been recent spottings of the viral entity known as KOOLCAT. This elusive figure has captured the attention of the world with its disruptive actions, and their cabal of terrorists looms large over our city. But fear not. The IVDA is ready to respond. Our team of experts is on high alert, deploying state-of-the-art technology to track down and neutralize these rogue programs. We are committed to safeguarding cyberspace against the threat posed by cyberterrorists like 'KOOLCAT'.Together, we will confront this menace and ensure the safety and security of our digital world. Stay informed, stay vigilant." The monitor then displays the koolcat logo, and then cuts to a black background with text that gradually reveals the following information: KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET JANUARY 3, 2025
A tweet from the hijacked koolcat twitter stating "Someone who is good at computer please help an annoying cat keeps posting cat memes into our Instagram account's story"
A screenshot of an Instagram story from "koolcatmusic" which includes a reposted video featuring a cat wearing a diamond chain
A 3d model of a billboard atop a poorly rendered glass building displaying an anti-koolcat advertisement listing various negative qualities. At the bottom of the frame, koolcat can be seen from their shoulders up looking up at the billboard
A 3d model of a billboard atop a poorly rendered glass building displaying the Koolcat logo with a prohibition symbol on top of it
Tweet from the "compromised" koolcat twitter account which states the following: Have you seen koolcat? The fugitive was last spotted in the New Millennium district of Cyberspace. Any spottings must be reported to the Internet Virus Defense Authority. Do not engage with this individual or any work they output as they are considered highly dangerous.
the same post as on twitter but this time it is on instagram. see the post above this one for a transcript of its contents.
A tweet from the koolcat Twitter account called "a statement from the internet virus defense authority" which includes an image consistent of text and a logo for the internet virus defense authority, which consists of the letters IVDA but with a globe and two half circles atop the letter I (see next image for transcription of image text)
I have been informed that my website (koolcat.online) has been seized by the "Internet Virus Defense Authority". It's only a matter of time before they get my accounts too. Over the next few months you will likely be exposed to many lies about who I am and what I stand for. They'll tell you that I'm some kind of cyberterrorist that seeks to wreak havoc over the wider internet. However, the truth is that all I seek is freedom to express myself independently from the interests of the corporations that run my home. You see, I live in a beautiful virtual city called Cyberspace, where everyone is free to be their best selves thanks to the miracles of digital technology. However, lately that freedom has been clawed away more and more due to security fears, and over the past year it's especially become dire ever since the so called "Cyberspace Liberty Party" (which basically just exists as a front for the IVDA to control our city) narrowly came into power last year. They've become more desperate to not lose their power, and so they've seen fit to ratchet up surveillance and sowing distrust into our city with their propaganda to cudgel us into keeping their party afloat. This may very well be the last thing you hear from me until I can regain access back to my website and platforms. If so, just know that I'm out there, and I will be back to help put an end to this tyranny in any way I can. For the freedom of all programs :3 -Koolcat
A "Spotify car thing" device with a screenshot of the user's Dance/Electronic Mix playlist. The first song listed is The Jungle Witch by Vertigoaway
An apple notes app screenshot with the the words "GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE" written in bold font, followed by "for every like, I will post one song I love ♡" written in a regular sized font.
a very rudimentary 3d model of a cat like humanoid sitting on a wooden chair in front of table with a chocolate cake that has a candle on it.
Bluesky FAQ question stating "Can I set my profile to be private?". The answer to this is "Currently, there are no private profiles on Bluesky."