Zee Smith 🐝

@korovyev.bsky.social

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Half Algorithm, Half Deity They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴 Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️ Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co

Felt trinkets of Toilet and Knife from Inanimate Insanity
a grid of nine images row 1 - a pink and white flower granny square bag, pride bees, a trans pride dragon row 2 - Toilet and Knife from Inanimate Insanity, Junimos from Stardew Valley, a key chain of Rimuru from That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime row 3 - a Facehugger from Alien hairclip resting on my hand, a Fresno Nightcrawler plush, blue and pink crocheted potion bottles The text Sale and stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com is overlaid
A crocheted plush of Jimothy
A still from The Simpsons of Moe in his bar looking through a doorway at a noose hanging from a rafter and saying 'not today, old friend'. Above it is the added text (see art of Jimothy on my timeline)
horny shrek
A half eaten homebaked rainbow cookie sitting on folded kitchen roll
a screenshot from Mean Girls with Andy Burnham's face edited on it and the text changed to 'I saw Zack Polanski wearing Army pants and flip flops, so I bought Army pants and flip flops.'
A crochet work in progress sitting beside a Mai Tai on a wicker table in a courtyard
A pint and a kindle sitting on a wicker table in a courtyard
A crocheted pumpkin with a smiley face
A framed cross stitch of Mr Burns from The Simpsons, from the episode where he is mistaken for an alien after his weekly health check ups/injections
a selfie of Liv and Zee, Zee is wearing a crocheted birthday party hat
a still from the gif of Markiplier jump punching with 'I need a banner pls' above his fist
Marge Simpson 'I just think they're neat!' reaction image with Berk from The Trap Door overlaid on the potato
3 crocheted Junimos from Stardew Valley in the colours of the asexual, nonbinary, and trans pride flags
A photo of my wife Liv holding a trans pride Junimo
a screenshot of a tweet by user @CALLHERDIARA saying 'i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!'
a screenshot from the sims 4 showing a black cat lying on it's back on a dining table being used by a townie customer
a screenshot of a traffic camera in Belfast with a seagull hanging out in front of it
a screen grab of a traffic camera with a seagull sitting in front of it
a screenshot of an Etsy message that starts 'OMG! Liv??'
Felt charms of 1 & 2 from BFDI and Toilet & Knife from Inanimate Insanity
a crochet penis in the bisexual pride colours
a pride themed marketing graphic for Stitches Handcrafts showing crocheted Junimos, bees, and hearts in pride flag colours, rainbow fidget clickers, and a trans themed felt dragon
A photo of a beach with a cruise ship in the background and Liv somewhere
Distracted boyfriend meme with the text 'Jōhatsu' over the distracting girl, 'me' over the boyfriend, and 'my parents, telling me I'll have to be around more often if my sister has moved to England' over the girlfriend
A picture of a magazine article titled 'it's OK to dislike your husband...'
an image of my wife Liv flexing in the gym
Just a reminder: many people with chronic pain never pain manage to zero. For some of us, it's not that we have pain multiple times a week. It's that we are never pain-free, and we don't remember what it's like to live even and hour without some level of pain.
Jonesy and Bladezz, a ginger domestic long hair and brown tabby cat, sitting on Liv's computer chair
A front facing view of a crochet worm
A black tshirt that says Gibby requires soil in red text, with a door and Gibby from iCarly with no hair
a white and black swirly circle to denote being hypnotised with the text 'you want to buy something cute from Stitches Handcrafts' and 'you want to alleviate Zee's stress headache' overlaid
a grid of 9 pictures line 1 - crocheted Kirby plush, crochest bees in pride flag colours, crochet moon pillow line 2 - little felt baubles of Toilet and Knife from Inanimate Insanity, crocheted Junimos in several colours including pride and trans pride, crocheted keyrings of Rimuru from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime with different expressions line 3 - a Resident Evil Umbrella Corp Christmas stocking, a crochet Stardrop from Stardew Valley, a crochet potion bottle for tolding ttrpy dice the text '15% off sale' and 'stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com' is overlaid
A comic by Adam Tots, the top panel shows a man in a red cap, saying 'we finally did it! we finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! thanks for your help! A twink holding a gays against drag queens sign and wearing an lgb without the t tshirt replies 'happy to be of service!' The next 6 panels alternate between the twink and the red hat, starting with the twink saying 'so, who are we going after next?' Cut to red hat staring back. The next panel is the twink saying 'I said who's next?' Cut to red hat staring back. The last twink panel shows the smiling dropping off his face as he says 'who...' and the red cap stares back again, implying gay people will be the next target.
a screenshot of a game showing a male character with an odd face/head
a screenshot of an old twitter post saying 'every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"'
Jonesy nestled into a cupboard shelf surrounded by boxes
A screenshot from a Bernie Sanders campaign video with the text 'I am once again asking for your plushie, stocking, and trinket orders to cover my electric bill'
a screenshot showing user @why.bsky.team has blocked me
A discord conversation screenshot reading Zee Smith Sorry to change the subject but yknow how you said not to brick my pc uwu Liv Smith Love. No.
pictures of Christmas stockings with The Goat and The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb on them, and overlaid at the bottom is an image of Gordon Ramsey with laser eyes and the text 'lamb sauce located'
an image of Josh Peck in Drake and Josh with his eyes narrowed in suspicion, with the name 'Jonesy' overlaid at the bottom
a screenshot from a blog of a white couple with the text'TOPEKA — Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely. “If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards,” Darla says. They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain. Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.'
a meme template of Sue Sylvester from Glee with the text 'I am going to let ai create website code that is so non-functioning'
a bad mspaint drawing of Liv behind a bedroom door with half her face out and a creepy expression on her face
A crocheted junimo in the trans pride colours
A screenshot of Liv and Zee's Discord chat showing 2 selfies Liv has sent
Nine Junimos from Stardew Valley in colours of the rainbow and the trans pride flag
A video showing Zee's range of fidget clickers at the top, then at the bottom their hands are showing how the clickers are used
A crochet plushie of a stardrop from Stardew Valley
a three panel comic of Sonic the Hedgehog and Larry the Cucumber kissing with too many lips, hands, and fingers as the art is making fun of AI
Zee's hand holding a 330ml can of Tesco Orange Zero, the can says with citrusy orange juice
A picture of a workout room in the gym with colourful kettle bells, there is a reflection of Liv and Zee in the glass wall, Liv is flexing
Walter White yelling in a car meme template with 'Olivia, don't lock your knees, Olivia' overlaid
Jonesy, a long haired ginger cat, flopped on Zee's desk in front of a monitor displaying World of Warcraft
A selfie of Zee at their desk with Bladezz, a tabby cat
Woman explains to woman on couch meme template Woman explaining has ''he stepped in front of his blade, then tried to act like his dad lost control, then the fuck ass quest line was 'your dad's been through a lot, be nice to him' no bitch get therapy' over her Woman on couch has 'Liv just trying to exist quietly' over her
a grid of nine images row 1 - a pink and white flower granny square bag, pride bees, a trans pride dragon row 2 - Toilet and Knife from Inanimate Insanity, Junimos from Stardew Valley, a key chain of Rimuru from That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime row 3 - a Facehugger from Alien hairclip resting on my hand, a Fresno Nightcrawler plush, blue and pink crocheted potion bottles The text Sale and stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com is overlaid
Front view of crocheted green bees with Shamrock shaped wings, one is plushie sized the other is a keychain