Jonathan Kozolchyk

@kozolchyk.com

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AWS Cryptography leader by day, Family man by night. Interested in dogs, BBQ, coffee, home automation, 3d printing and design, TLS certificates, and PKI. Thoughts mine. Spoiling my dog Lexapro. I was @seakoz on Twitter

Tapo C120 image of a dog toy in a dog crate.
An image of the elite hacker Australian Multigenerational Labradoodle: Lexapro
Two coins made of brass engraved by a laser. The left coin says “no dieu ni maître” and has a dove escaping a broken cage. The right coin has a broken crown and says “no gods no masters”
A coin with a dragon head and a staff and a sword that says “we make our own luck” on both sides.
A dungeons and dragons themed brass coin with a dragon head in the center with a sword and a staff on the sides and the words “we make our own luck” on the outside
an image of a Fiber laser in the shipping crate it arrived in. It's well packed with lots of foam blocking inside a wooden crate.
A 60w MOPA fiber laser
A picture of a derpy Australian Multigenerational Labradoodle in cream color with a white belly.
A derpy looking labradoodle smiling with her tongue out. Her name is Lexapro.
A picture of the dragon “Toothless” from “How to train a dragon”
Brand on the left is dry. Brand on the left was done wet. Wood is walnut.
A picture of a bag of coffee that says “craft roasted” 4dhi (4 doodles heavy industries) and the coffee variety: Ethiopian yirgacheffe.
We are aware that the Bambu Connect encryption was compromised. Please note that this tool is still in beta. We are actively working to implement stronger encryption methods to ensure a secure release when the tool becomes publicly available. We appreciate your understanding and patience.
a picture of a handful of oily coffee beans on top of a roast color chart demonstrating that it's clearly French or worse
A derpy, 35lb, Australian multigenerational labradoodle in a plum colored carhart coat.
A speed test showing symmetric 2.3gbps speeds and 2.842ms ping time
a picture of a seated tan labradoodle with an ear flipped back wearing an AWS branded bandana in Amazon Orange.
A mechanical keyboard (Neo Ergo) with a custom set of keycaps in grey and orange accent that use a font similar to the font of the Dulles airport. Dulles as an airport is a travesty, but as an architectural specimen it's amazing. A truly gorgeous font for their signage.
Lexapro, a 30 pound Australian multigenerational labradoodle staring at the camera with disdain because she is certain we should be in bed.
Espresso machine with two touch screen operated group heads.
A blue enamel pin that says “Español” attached to a conference lanyard.
A 3 year old in a stroller holding her stuffed red panda which is named “Orange Chicken” after her favorite dish at Panda Express.
ATTENTION Due to an equipment notice from Melitta, our espresso machine supplier, we are currently unable to offer select espresso-based McCafé and Hot Chocolate beverages at this restaurant.
A set of keycaps in the colors and font of Dulles airport.
A book case with the books all shelved spine in so all you see are the stack of pages and not the titles or covers.
When I ask people what brand of knives they have How they describe it/What they mean 'It's two little guys dancing.": ZWILLING J.A. 'I think it's like Wudorf or Vistoff or Wendof or Wisthoff or something.": WÜSTHOF "It's really bad it has a lot of chips in it." SHUN "They're suuuper old and have wooden handles." CHICAGO CUTLERY "I got it at the gun show. The guy said it was handmade." (An image of garbage scrap metal, a reference to Pakistani knives). "The salesman told me these were the best knives money can buy" CUTCO
A picture of an echo show 21 with Lexapro the dog in frame on a walk in front of a mid century modern house.