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A cartoon swablu leaning into the image from the right side saying "...cool"
An anthro...well, he's got a wolfish face, but kinda dragon-like ears? And he's smiling, and he's got mostly normal fangs, but also some kinda tusk-like fangs coming up from the back of his lower jaw. He's also got black sclera, and a really fluffy mane, as well as really nice sideburns and a goatee. I'd smoomch him.
Screenshot of Poochyena from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and a dialogue box from him saying simply "what the fuck"
A small bird which has wedged itself into a corner near the ceiling of my porch to shelter itself from the rain
A box of Great Value brand macaroni and cheese, on top of which is three bottles of seasoning; roasted garlic and herb, burger seasoning, and crushes red pepper flakes
Diana from the Shin Megami Tensei and Persona games. She has a very fancy bow and arrow, she's wearing platform boots, has a cape, and also her body is just COVERED in boobs. So many boobs. You can see 16 total, and hilariously, the ones on her chest are covered.
Two baking sheets holding approximately 24 latkes. I say approximately because it would have been only 23, but one of them broke in half while dropping it into the oil, so there's two smaller halves that are actually around the same size as the final three that I made, so...approximately 24.
My hand and a little bit of my forearm, a tan line visible across my wrist.
A bush of Tabasco peppers
Screenshot of a text post on YouTube that states: "Hey just putting this out there: if I have already declined collaboration with you, any further pushing for collaboration will result in muting you in my notifications and auto-hiding any future comments you leave on any of my videos. Consent is the most important lesson to learn in life, and I will not hesitate to be the one to teach that lesson."
A DayZ wallpaper, except the soldier looking dude in the foreground has Daisy from Mario’s head superimposed over his own. It’s a very clever and funny joke that came to me at like 5am two weeks ago while I was drifting in and out of sleep.
The forecast for the following two weeks spring that we're in actual hell
Latkes frying in oil
Black shoelaces with red accents that looks kind of like a snakeskin pattern
Photo of a Home Depot apron sporting an achievement badge
Screenshot of a pop up on YouTube saying that the browser does not support full screen videos
A photo of a box of Kraft ranch flavoured macaroni and cheese
Photo of an ebike display showing 500.5 miles on the odometer, and the reflection on the screen shows a helmet with devil horns on it. I think it's a quite artistic shot, if I'm going to toot my own horn about it.
An anthro ram wearing armour and walking up the dusty incline toward the kiln of the first flame in Dark Souls 3
An ebike, specifically a DTTZH F6 Pro, with red pedals, motorcycle candidates, and red grips and throttle. Sitting on the seat is a motorcycle helmet with little demon horns on it.
Screenshot of a hospital website showing that I have no unpaid bills
Sketch of an anthro arcanine saying "I am a fucking giant"
Okay, using real dog numbers: A cane corso is around 28" at shoulder height, and since dogs are measured at shoulder height, let's say that arcanine is as well. A cane corso standing on its hind legs is around 72". So an arcanine that's measured at its shoulders is 75", if standing up on his hind legs, would be approximately 193". Now, on a humanoid figure, the leg length to body length ratio is about 1:2, whereas in a dog, it's about 1:3, which means that 25" of the 75" is leg, and if that's converted to humanoid, it would be closer to 38" Therefore, rather than 193", an average anthro arcanine would be an additional 13", making him 206", or 17' 2"
Me wearing my motorcycle helmet (it has horns!) with a Bluetooth device clipped to the side, which I am pointing at.
A Vitacci Bullet 50cc motorcycle style scooter moped
Two lightbulbs in the same lamp, one of them a very nice and warm glow, the other absolutely blindingly florescent white
Two demons, one blue raccoon with ram horns on his back and being held down by the other, a giant tiger stylised to look like a charr from Guild Wars 2, who is towering over him. They’re in a forest at night, absolutely giant full moon behind them, lots of dead trees, wonderfully spooky :D
A wooden tray that hangs onto a porch railing via leverage, made by hand by me :D
Poochyena looking sad and saying "what the fuck"
A tattoo of a vaguely canine ram demon on a forearm (mine), but it's been shaded in blue pen
A tattoo of a vaguely canine ram demon on a forearm (mine), but it's been shaded in blue pen