Braum's Toker

@kranstin.bsky.social

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no rules just right outback steakhouse (they/she)

extremely sick t shirt from DA SHARE ZONE with a neon green skeleton guy with vampire fangs saying "I may be stupid but at least I don't think Chat GPT is my friend"
Trader Joe's Pimento Cheese Dip
screenshot of a text bubble reading "OMG 😱😱 David LYNCH 🍆🎬 has LEFT THE BUILDING 🚪💨 and joined the HEAD-IN-THE-CLOUDS club ☁️💨 where SINema meets CUM-plexity 🌌💦 His films 🍿💦 may have been Weird 🥵🍑 but can we talk about how he gave that GOOD eraser-HEAD 😩🍆??? Let’s just say he DEFINITELY knew how to POKE around the edges 😏👆of SURREALISM while making us want to DUNE it like RABBITS 🐰🐰🐰 😏💋 It’s a LYNCHIAN LAY ⚡️🍆💦 to GO giving us all BLUE VELVET BALLS 🫐💦!!  😝📽️ If you SEND THIS 📩💦 to 7️⃣ Hung-Like-An-ELEPHANT MEN 🐘🍆of the silver screen 📽️✨, you’ll be rewarded with a WILD AT HEART erotic experience behind the RED DRAPE of your own private TWIN PEAKS ⛰️🍑💦💖, otherwise you might just find yourself like LAURA PALMER 💙🎥 😏💦💦🤣"
a kitten explores a window sill. a giant, ancient German shepherd dog sleeps below.
cropped screenshot of the "app info" menu in a samsung galaxy phone. the default messaging app is "messages." there is no indicator of which installed messaging app this is, as both Samsung Messages and Google Messages are both apps labeled "Messages."
2 stupid app icons. one is a blue conversation bubble facing one way and the other is a pink conversation bubble with a static glow effect. each app icon has the label "Messages."