Krinkle

@krinkle.bsky.social

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He's just this guy, you know? he/him

store for Slay The Spire 2 where the game winningest item, the tiny tent, is 187 gold when i have 186 gold in hand. once you see an item it is blocked for the rest of your run. i can never get it again. i'm mad. the shopkeeper's hand is pointing right at it.
John Gemberling on the set of comedy bang bang leaning over to scott tastefully covering his jolly belly with his crossed arms with a full beard
scott aukerman wears a blue sweater and collared shirt "Visit bangbangjokesexplained.com to understand this joke."
choo choo the hurkey jerkey dancer in a jumpsuit on a stool on the set of comedy bang bang doing a "ah, you got me" pose as he hopefully suggests maybe you remember him from Comedy Bang! Bang! he was famously photographed at january 6th
scott aukermann holding up a book titled YOU MUST BUY YOUR WIFE at least as much JEWELRY AS YOU BUY YOUR HOURSE and other poems and observations humorous and otherwise from a life on the range DALTON WILCOX the words and title completely cover the book cover edge to edge
there's a huge mesh grid of where the ancient vampire can go to represent his attack pattern or escape pattern and because it's not a symmetrical square they can never touch just trust me i don't want to describe a bunch of fresnel lenses. an ancient can go every other tile to the right and then also every other tile up. the places they're not allowed looks like cheese cloth and the places they are allowed is like the gaps in cheese cloth
13% of people have cured alcoholism even though it's been patched out so good job eating 6 potato chips, running into the corner for exactly 39 seconds, and then saving and quitting strategically or whatever the f the original scam was. 3% of people have died, ever, and the game is trying to kill you so nobody's playing the game
main character's dad screaming downstairs to unseen wife "I"M NOT JOINING INSTAGRAM, AGNES!"
scene from the simpsons s04e15 a child is wearing glasses and a cravat and old timey clothes and is participating in a song about presidents
BEPPEx]OM: REzRAF`EDlGUJEP keysmash, keysmash, keysmash, keysmash, keysmash, keysmash, keymash six peppers are arraigned out taxonomically that gives you the impression that cultivars and latin names are available if you zoom in close enough but these aren't even human letters. this shit sucks
I recognize Yoda and han and bib fortuna and niem nub and no on my phone that's all I got. In a framed case backed by cotton
they're like watermelons, teardrop shaped, of lead, on a stick. he's choking up a lot. offering to kill his friend for suggesting stealing guan yi's horse red hare
comedy bang bang john ham wears a whatever The Nearside a dog and a dog lawyer at the dockett looking sad a jury of cats is observing "we're boned"
GIS for "tom and jerry lines of action" style sheet showing how when you draw one cartoon punching another it shouldn't look like a damn nerd. My main complaint is knuckles is giving a sonic a right haymaker but sonic is twisting into the punch for no reason. he looks like it hurts but the geography of this punch is fucked
Pat from achewood's bumperstickers including if this car's a rockin, then two barbers have no doubt broken in to commit lewd acts on each other and scissors with chains saying ARREST THEM ALL
@alsikkantv at the other site posts a target pride object that is the motorboat from Some Like It Hot with two birds dressed like the characters. The bird on the left is the captain the bird on the right is the trans (?) character explaining that they can't get married because it's the 30s and she has a penis that it was all a con to get away from the mafia, the literal plot of the literal movie Some Like It Hot, and the captain who's been an out-of-it oblivious rich dipshit all movie says "yeah i know, i don't care. lets get married anyway" in so many words and she shrugs and the movie just ends. You could do anything before the goddamned hayes code
13:46Um, Milhouse saw the elephant twice 13:49and rode him once, right? 13:50Yes, but we paid you four dollars. 13:52Well, that was under our old price structure. 13:55Under our new price structure, 13:57your bill comes to a total of $700. 14:01Now, you've already paid me four dollars,
an artiste character in Zero Parades: For Dead Spies wearing a fat scarf and goattee but just the chin part and hair like richard ayoade and sounding like liverpool, the red dwarf lister style accent not beatles, says The [police] GMs are disregardable at best. his tank topped lady companion says only Disregard them. in response
This waiter is being pushed into the pool he's wearing benny's suit from fallout new vegas. It's the movie The Seventh Curse starring chao yun fat
[a guy says, watch this: does the fonzie move, karate chops a jukebox to make it work for free. It doesn't work. He does it again. He breaks the glass. He does it again. the record scratches in that unmistakable "not gonna play clean ever again" kind of way. he just keeps hitting it "this usually works" he says, he just keeps hitting. lights go out, buttons fall out of the housing. He just keeps hitting. "i did this three times yesterday it's fine" he just keeps hitting. a bead of sweat starting to drip down his forehead. Everyone is watching. He just keeps hitting. He doesn't have any idea what else to do at this point. Maybe it will work the 49th time. Maybe the 50th. he just keeps hitting. "you know, like the fonz. eyyy sit on it, potsy" he is now quoting the wrong tv show. he just keeps hitting it. His hand is bleeding. he just keeps hitting it] it is a metaphor for american foreign policy in Iran
screenshot of a twitter post R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) #breaking: an albino buffalo nicknamed "donald trump" was just spared from sacrifice in bangladesh after gov't officials intervened. they combed the buffalo's hair to look like classic donald trump hair that's just visually what's going on here. I didn't want them to do cruelty to an animal but basically what htey have done is shaved a hitler mustache into a pig and let it loose. both halves of this were bad. shave the buffalo and name it peaches or some shit
bruce mccollough (?) from The Kids In The Hall has just learned the word delineate and is going to make all the other guys down in the factory floor's life hell as he resolves to work it into every sentence. it is rotating around his head and his brain is scintillating.
an empty chair, squashed servants. devestation. inconceivable. game over. I literally tried to click the continue button in the image i just uploaded instead of the tiny x that lets me post
DARV the hoarder some blind tusk trader from slay the spire2 shows up after act 1 to say sorry you only get bad artifacts, no good artifacts for you. Would you like to lose with some bs from slay the spire 1? i carried them all the way here. How about a curse you cannot remove or i can destroy some cards and give you a random grabbag of shit that will get you killed I notice you have all 1's in your deck how would you like them to randomly cost 3 sometimes? you are not allowed to not pick anything you must pick one of my terrible options
andy riley @andyrileyish it's taken me ages to realize but if frodo had led a chicken along on a bit of string, and made the chicken carry the ring all the way, no risk of frodo turning evil. sure the chicken might turn nasty but realistically how much damage to middle earth can one evil chicken cause
ach aye ye spalled me ennerds across yon glenn ya barny cockswaddle
rona is in a food court and listening to a song i don't recognize
i think i described them pretty well they're not as round as hunter s thompsons and they're not as piss yellow as walter's sunglasses from the big lebowski. by trying to not look like i think i'm in a movie i just combined two of the most iconic movie glasses well maybe hunters are piss yellow too maybe the desert just does that to piss yellow. i don't know.
this isn't the face. a different guy punched him in the stomach so he's afraid but normally he's trying to frown with no eyebrows
You, Strawberry! hit a home run! ha ha ha! I TOLD him to do that simpsons homer at the bat, mr brns speaking
power brick 2 inches off the ground bc tv is too high
that's...huddleston. In big lebowsky. y..yeah.
"Good morning - Stella" - Stella Sacco michael scott from the office attributing the concept of quoting wayne gretsky to himself
the informant in serpico telling serpico to go inside to get shot maybe idk i am running out of flashback before he's dying of a bullet to the guts. huge square glasses that are taller than i'd normally imagine glasses to be
His name is tony roberts apparently
Krinkle (3 unread messages) [ai sparkles] 1h ago wants to share bathroom problems but fears wife will see and ruin coworker's day.
page 944 of my omnibus. i'm not typing all this out. i'm sorry. it's the line that starts "then suddenly, as before under the eaves of the Emyn Muil, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision..."
guy limps into frame over his antique birdcage
that thing i said in the previous post. he's leaving a fancy dress ballroom at a clip and looks kind of like christopher reeves in a facial bones way
inspector cluseau looking guy from Le Samourai
The regent holding ten blue stars jealously Me gathering my gay little stars (I am going to kill you)
Brion James is a cowboy bountyhunter in Cherry 2000 lookin like his game is texas holdem
this shit looks mspaint but about as good as you could do in the year 1996
https://bsky.app/profile/jacobgrier.bsky.social/post/3mijgs7wj2k25 has the alt text it's disgraced podcaster and only chapo boy to follow me back ever virgil texas tricking richard dawkins into unblocking him just to say god is real at him. it delights me because he really deserves nothing more difficult or thought provoking to get his goat. dick dawkins is a toad.
the thumbnail for the latest chapo trap house is now being fraudulently offered as a teaser for the newest bruva alfabusa wizard the adverb-ening ttrpg thing i forget what it's called. vampire the masquerade but about wizards. mummy the cryening. changeling the fairyening. i can't remember most of these now that I think about it. ghost the complaining. werewolf the apocalypse i think i got that one. i used to read the core books but never play them, and they'd be like okay so if you ran up against a ghost here's what your vampire would think: who cares. cry harder, idiot. just leave the spooky house. who cares. I think the one for wizards was just kill them unless they saw you coming in which case sorry you got your whole shit turned inside out from ten thousand miles in orbit like if they have the chance to read a book about you then it's fait accomplis there's just nothing you can do about a wizard with time and let me just check yeah you gotta sleep during the day so that's enough time you're donezo. wizard got your ass. Shoulda not meddled in the affairs of wizards. But if you cross a wizard and chop their head off you probably win but would never know they were a wizard so it's kind of a "why would goku and superman even fight in the first place" kind of question. I'm a little interested in seeing a table top role playing session of wizards is what i'm saying.