Kris Ferderer

@krisferderer.com

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πŸƒ Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK 🏰) πŸ’ Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, VΓ₯lerenga πŸ€“ Former L2 Judge (MTG) 🎢 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska πŸ«‚ On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can! My Opinions = Mine https://linktr.ee/KrisFerderer

An artistic depiction of Jimothy - a sphere-shaped raccoon. He is holding a flower and waving at the viewer. "<3 Nifty Kris" is in the bottom right corner.
An artistic depiction by @peterwartman.com of Jimothy - a sphere-shaped raccoon
At-Home Prerelease Is No Longer Available At-Home Prerelease was introduced during COVID restrictions to keep players connected when in-store play wasn't always possible. With in-store play available and growing globally, we'll no longer offer the At-Home Prerelease scheduling template in Wizards EventLink, starting with Reality Fracture Prerelease. You may continue to sell Prerelease Packs to players outside of scheduled events during WPN Early Salesβ€”that is not changing. However, those sales will no longer count as event participation and will not contribute to ticket metrics or future Prerelease allocations.
"$171,922 pledged of $17,796 goal 1,486 backers 24 days to go" Next to the text is a calculator that has "171922 / 17796 = 9.6607102..." typed into it.
The Seattle Kraken 2026-2027 Schedule
$108,259 pledged of $17,690 goal 885 backers 26 days to go
$47,533 pledged of $17,690 goal 364 backers 27 days to go
The movie poster for Watership Down. There is a black bunny rabbit looking up with it's mouth open. The words "All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you... But first they must catch you."
A view of Stockholm by the water with a pier with a handful of benches.
"Own Answer: Canadian Highlander" and a Save button.
The kombucha girl "Brittany Broski" meme. ChatGPT = 🀒 Guildpact logo "Set Code: GPT" = πŸ˜ƒ
The infamous DashCon Ball Pit
Kris wearing a Seattle Torrent jersey. The back nameplate says Seattle and the number is 26. The 26 is rainbow colored.
Tasigur, the Golden Fang Magic card. A person sitting on a throne next to a bowl of fruit holding a whip.
A kid with a very stern, angry look on his face with the text "Congrats", "Happy for you", and "Nice"
Left: Grand Theft Auto 6: Ultimate Edition - $99.99 * '95 Gotti Cheetah vehicle * Hawk & Little Morgan Revolvers * Exclusive Vice City Styles outfits * Rideout Customs * And more. OR Right: 13 Time Spiral Remastered: Tarmogoyfs (nm) - $97.37 * Too many Tarmogoyfs * Those can be 9/10s now because of Battles! That's like... 117/130 of Goyfs * Remember when these were Modern staples? * Playable in CanLander * Ach, Hans
Left: The Hands That Thieve An album cover with a wooden bench in a forest Studio album by Streetlight Manifesto Released: April 30, 2013 Right: Grand Theft Auto V Grand Theft Auto cover with various scenes from the game and the logo Developer: Rockstar North Publisher: Rockstar Games Release: 17 September 2013
Michael Scott from The Office making a disgruntled face at Pam.
Tweet from jake (@ImACatFisch) "Some girls say calling a guy daddy is weird but they think getting called baby girl is cute make up your mind am I your father or not"
"Niftiwyn 55 Perserver Karana"
A guy staring at a computer saying "Say "i am alive"" The computer says "> I AM ALIVE The guy says "oh my god."
A tower surrounded by a bunch of scaffolding.
A person pointing at a plastic bag.
The US Military budget for 2026. (Values in $billion) United States Army 176.8 United States Navy 235 United States Air Force 195.9 United States Marine Corps 57.3 United States Space Force 39.9 USSOCOM 14.7 National Guard 34.3 Defense Health Agency 42.9 Missile Defense Agency 13.2 Air Force (Non Blue) 51.5 Miscellaneous and classified 100.1
Kris wearing a green shirt with a yellow slug on it. There's yellow text that says "This is bananas." And "northwest trek wildlife park"
Three panel comic. First panel: Smiling stick figure with the text "Watching Carolina shutout Vegas in game six of the Stanley Cup Finals" Second panel: Smiling stick figure with the text "We bought tickets to see the Kraken play against the Canes in Helsinki in November" Third panel: Panicked stick figure with text "*realization*"
"You Got 'Em Letterkenny Live Puppers Presents Letterkenny Live Ticket Information Chairs Sits on Flat Floor Thu - Mar 4, 2027 - 7:30 PM Seattle, Washington - WAMU Theater"
A picture of Elon Musk with a blue bubble saying "World's First Trillionaire". Below it there is text: "Current Net Worth $1.3T πŸ”Ό $139.0B (+12.41%) Since Prior Trading Day Source of Wealth: Tesla, SpaceX Citizenship: United States Age: 54. β™‹"
A chart of all of The Office remakes that have been made over the years. Australia The Office Amazon Prime Video 18 October 2024[5] Brazil Os Aspones Rede Globo 5 November 2004 – 17 December 2004 Canada La Job Bell Satellite TV Ici Radio-Canada TΓ©lΓ© Ici ARTV 9 October 2006 – 1 January 2007 Chile La Ofis Canal 13 6 August 2008 – 22 November 2008 Czech Republic Kancl ČT1 1 December 2014 – 17 December 2014 Finland Konttori Nelonen 3 March 2017 – 15 February 2019 France Le Bureau Canal+ 25 May 2006 – 30 June 2006 Germany Stromberg[a] ProSieben 11 October 2004 – 31 January 2012 India The Office Hotstar 28 June 2019 – 15 September 2019 Israel HaMisrad yes Comedy 10 August 2010 – 3 October 2013 Mexico La oficina Amazon Prime Video 13 March 2026 – present Poland The Office PL Canal+ 22 October 2021 – present Saudi Arabia Al Maktab MBC 28 October 2022 – 6 January 2023 South Africa Die Kantoor kykNET 18 January 2026 – present Sweden Kontoret TV4 12 February 2012 – 17 March 2013 United Kingdom The Office BBC Two 9 July 2001 – 27 December 2003 United States The Office NBC 24 March 2005 – 16 May 2013 The Paper Peacock 4 September 2025 – present
Bugs Bunny in a tux with a black background. In white text to his left are the words "I wish all Carter Hart a very 🀣🀣🀣"
Brian Kibler wearing a grey Hearthstone shirt with long flowing hair.
Michael Jordan in Space Jam stretching out his arm with the Monstars attached at his waste, pulling him down.
The Capitoline Triad Magic card. {10} Legendary Creature - God Artificer Those Who Came Before - This spell costs {1} less to cast for each historic card in your graveyard. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) Exile any number of historic cards from your graveyard with a total mana value 30 or greater: You get an emblem with "Creatures you have base power and toughness 9/9." 7/7
an image that says "Dear DJLR, I rite write good and like hockey. Plz respond. <3 -Kris". "rite" is crossed out.
A white bird inhaling and then "Honk"ing loudly.
Molecule Man Magic card {6} Legendary Creature - Human Villain Nonland cards in your hand have miracle {0}. 5/5
A picture of a Golden Knights player and a Hurricane goalie playing against each other. The headline says "Riding the Bussi"
A sidewalk where there's a small tunnel made by the trees on the left and the bushes on the right.
Arcane Signet Magic: The Gathering card with art depicting to fists with rings.
Bugs Bunny wearing a tux on a black background. There's white text that says "I wish all [PWHL Detroit Logo] a very pleasant [12]"
Pet Avengers magic card. 3G Creature - Dragon Cat Dog Bird Frog Hero Card depicts all of the creature types on a fountain.
Harmless Offering Magic card with Gwenpool holding up Jeff the Shark. Jeff has taken a bite out of the card frame in three places.
A Magic: The Gathering card, Prairie Stream, where the art depicts a New York part with a lake. There are people in boats, paddling around the lake. On the shore, there's a small shark leaping through the air.
God of War imagery with a person wearing plate mail standing on the top of a mountain with a cube wielding a sword. The words "Star Wars Empire Strikes Back" are above them.
Spongebob screaming at a purple fish while Squidward looks with a concerned face.
Pride jerseys for the eight PWHL teams. Top to bottom, left to right: Seattle, New York, Minnesota, Boston, Vancouver, Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto. Only Seattle has a "Sold out" icon.
Four PWHL Pride Jerseys (Seattle, New York, Minnesota, and Boston). Each looks like their traditional home jerseys but the numbers are rainbow. All of them have icons that say "Final Sale" and "New" but only Seattle has a "Sold Out" icon.
Magic: The Gathering card "The Golden Throne" with art depicting the Emperor of Mankind sitting on the golden throne with copious amounts of wires connected to his skeletal figure.
The Copilot icon.
The Netrunner starter box
Kris holding a black 3DSXL. He's making a goofy face in the reflection of the screens.
A full-art forest from Magic: The Gathering with an art showing a wooded path with an owl flying through the background. There is a waterfall in the back right and there's sun shining through the trees.
"Thank you for your purchase! The PWHL is skating into a new chapter and we're so excited that you're a part of it! We are currently preparing your order for shipment and you will receive an email notification upon fulfillment." There's a purple button that says "View your order"
"Contact Scryfall Topic - I have a feature request (How can we help you?) Title - Make the Trans Rights stuff even bigger (Provide a brief summary (max 140 characters).)"
Four boxes of jaffacakes. Two regular, one cherry, one choco.
A sign that says BCLIQUOR
A PWHL Ottawa Charge branded margarita mocktail.
FrisKerderer's profile on monkeytype.com 8 tests started - 8 tests completed - time typing 00:03:30 15 seconds - 130 wpm 30 seconds - 125 wpm 60 seconds - 114 wpm
The Canadian Flag with the words "Think Canadian - Learn more at https://canadianhighlander.ca/" on it.
"So Many Different Decks! - Jeskai Stoneblade - Reanimator - Storm - Flash Hulk - Death and Taxes - Rakdos Aggro - Lands - Bant Time Vault - Blue Moon (Why are you this way?) - And So Much More!"