Kris Siegel

@krissiegel.com

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I create things by typing nonsense into a computer. Some call this programming.

A screenshot of a post that states the following: Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?
A screenshot of an interior of a house I build in Hytale. It has a double chest, a couple of torches, and two different types of workbenches with my character sleeping on a bed at the bottom of the frame.
A screenshot that contains the following text: In this game, you’ll either become every woman’s worst nightmare… or rather: the best dick they'll ever have. Your goal is simple: leave no pussy non-fucked, since that's the only thing they all want. Never take 'no' for an answer. Fuck your mom, fuck your auntie, and even fuck your friend’s mom. Why not?
A screenshot of two tweets. First tweet from Ryan Petersen (@typesfast): Why is this plane not flying in a straight line? Second tweet from Elon Musk: It should be
A screenshot of a Tweet from the @CA_DWR account that states the following: The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.
Hi, I'm Emily. I'm new to so many of you, and I wanted to clear the air about something that happened a while back. Several years ago, I was asked to support someone I considered a friend at a court appearance, and went to one early hearing as an observer. Soon after, I realized I shouldn't have. I always try to see the good in people, and I misjudged him. I have never spoken with him since. Unimaginable details emerged and he was later found guilty. To say it as clearly as possible: I do not condone abuse or violence against women, and I empathize with the victims of these crimes.
A screenshot of part of the linked article which has the following text: "Johnson, 46, is a centimillionaire tech entrepreneur who has spent most of the last three years in pursuit of a singular goal: don’t die. During that time, he’s spent more than $4 million developing a life-extension system called Blueprint, in which he outsources every decision involving his body to a team of doctors, who use data to develop a strict health regimen to reduce what Johnson calls his “biological age.” That system includes downing 111 pills every day, wearing a baseball cap that shoots red light into his scalp, collecting his own stool samples, and sleeping with a tiny jet pack attached to his penis to monitor his nighttime erections. Johnson thinks of any act that accelerates aging—like eating a cookie, or getting less than eight hours of sleep—as an “act of violence.” "
A tweet from Elon Musk that states the following: And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds
Image contains a screenshot of two tweets, both from Elonmusk. First tweet: Zuck is a cuck Second tweet: I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏
Screenshot from the BlueSky FAQ which states the following: What happens when I delete a post? After you delete a post, it will be immediately removed from the user-facing app. Any images attached to your post will be immediately deleted in our data storage too. However, it takes a bit longer for the text content of a post to be fully deleted in storage. The text content is stored in a non-readable form, but it is possible to query the data via the API. We will periodically perform back-end deletes to entirely wipe this data.
It's a screenshot of 3 tweets. First tweet from Flightradar24 has a photo of the Earth covered in tiny, yellow airplane icons and it says: Yesterday was the busiest day for commercial aviation that we’ve ever tracked. We tracked 134,386 commercial flights on 6 July and today is shaping up to be another busy day. More than 20,000 flights are in the air right now. Second tweet from Jammu Saloniemi says: One plain is about 125-150 kms long. Planes are too big in relation to size of map. Third tweet from Flightradar24 has a photo of the earth with zero visible airplane icons and says: Alas, when we set the icons to scale at such a zoom level, it becomes a bit unhelpful.
Photo of our cat Stormy curled up into a super, cute ball
A screenshot of my notifications where it shows 5 notifications from the Orbi Netgear app all with the same text: Guest WiFi PN Guest WiFi Test deep link
A screenshot containing two short reviews for Diablo 4. First review states: IGN Travis Northup 9 / 10.0 Diablo 4 is a stunning sequel with near perfect endgame and progression design that makes it absolutely excruciating to put down. Second review states: PC Gamer Tyler Colp 85 / 100 Diablo 4 is packed with powerful class builds and exciting loot to find, but clouds its most creative aspects with an overly bleak world and restrictive endgame systems.
The recent addition to the UI of the settings page that gives a toggle to an option of "Require alt text on images"
Guy saluting at the end of the President's speech in the movie Independence Day
A photo of the President of the United States from the movie Independence Day giving his big speech
It's two Twitter posts. The original one has two photos of a lookout cabin in the forest. The text of the original states the following: "fun fact: the US forest service lets you rent these restored historic wildfire lookout cabins for cheap" The second tweet, which quotes the original, states the following: "CANNOT RECOMMEND the last time i did this after the death of my wife it led to an awkward parasocial relationship with the watcher across the forest while i overly involved myself investigating the disappearance of a kid two years ago"
A screenshot from my twitter app showing I hit my rate limit
A photo of the band blink 182 playing with Travis suspending in the air playing the drums at the San Jose SAP Center on June 22, 2023