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Data scientist, guardian of two bunnies, proud masshole. I used to joke that my rabbits scared away the monsters under my bed, but I've switched to sleeping in a hammock, so She/her. Cambridge MA

Same view as the pic above, but the buildings are easier to see.
View from my office window of the downpour.
View from the window near my desk of the Boston skyline with some MIT buildings in the foreground. It’s hazy.
It's me, but I'm holding the camera to cover my face. I'm wearing a black t-shirt with the phrase "I will rise to this occasion" printed six times in white letters, with a different word in each phrase colored in. Behind me is a flower-themed floor lamp and part of my desk visible. The desk has some clutter on it, but don't mind that.
Extended forecast on weather.gov showing an Extreme Heat Warning from Wednesday (tomorrow...well, technically today) through July 4th. Good times.
Dark gray sky over Mass Ave from Central looking towards Harvard Square. Real menacing like.
A Norman Rockwell painting with two white guys: a man and a troubled looking kid: "Men need to debate random women on social media because posting is how we most effectively fight racism"
Sign on store door says “We will be closed today Friday the 29th Please call before heading over Sorry for any inconvenience”
Chipmunk in a cage, with their back to the viewer, looking forlorn only because this photo can’t capture how active this little one was.
Sign outside Agway in Dennis Cape Cod says “Now hiring. Yes you’ll have to talk to people”
Screenshot of a Google search for "you hear the distinct sounds of a can of claudemeal being opened in the" (kitchen is cut off). The AI Overview is: Pauses, tilts head. Did you say Claudemeal? I'm picturing a very fancy, perhaps slightly magical, brand of oatmeal or a gourmet canned meal I haven't heard of yet. Since I don't have a physical body to enjoy it, I guess I'll have to rely on you to tell me: Does it smell as distinct as it sounds?
Literally just a screenshot of the post I'm replying to, but, look, there's a "Translate" blue link?
Gray rabbit behind. Gray yoga block on a purple yoga mat.
Dark gray rabbit sitting up on a pink and ivory floral patterned ottoman in front of a gold breakfront cabinet.
Gray rabbit in a garden by a white brick wall. The garden has gray rocks that are the same color as him, and also a lot of green plants.
Fluffy white rabbit lying on the floor. You can see her back legs sticking out behind her. She's up against a Murphy bed that's closed, in case you're wondering what that piece of furniture is.
View through my window of the building on the other side of the courtyard. The view is obscured by the buildup of snow on the window panes, and you can see that snow is also built up on the window across the way.
Wooden rabbit castle on sea grass mats with a white wall behind them. A grass hide is visible to the left. A dark gray rabbit is on the roof of a section, and a white fluff ball that could be mistaken for a fuzzy rug is lying on the ground floor.
Detailed Vehicle History of the 2021 Chevy Tahoe in question. "Usage: Personal" is in the menu bar. Below is a record of the registrations, vehicle inspections, etc.
White rabbit on white background. She’s very fluffy because she’s part angora.
Gray bunny under some furniture, his back to the camera. Looks like he's shedding a bit
Encyclopedia Britannica illustration that has green bars indicating the time of existence of various hominids in a plot. Homo naledi lasted a really long time. I wonder what that was like.
The cover of this excellent book: "Glorious Exploits" a novel by Ferdia Lennon. It's orange, with a grayscale line drawing of an ancient Greek statue head that has googly eyes on it. Is this a comedy? A tragedy? An historic fiction? It's all of these things. It's also a good yarn about friendship, with some insights from the narrator about his own nature and that of the world he lives in, the ancient Greek city of Syracuse during the Peloponnesian War.
Screenshot of what I'm seeing on Hulu's support page, with a box that says "We are currently experiencing longer than normal wait times on phone and chat, but an agent will assist you as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience. While you wait, check out the Help Center for more information on all things Hulu." But all the other info on the page is useless because I already unsubscribed ages ago.
Sketch of a lady mosquito is greeted by a gentleman mosquito who tips his hat and says "M'laria".
Please writing [sic] the following list in teh style of a Donald Trump post on Truth Social: I stopped 180 wars, inflation was reduced under me, I stopped the Democrat's shutdown, I kept boys out of girls sports, and I reinvested federal funds into America Sure! Here's how a Donald Trump-style post might look on Truth Social: The Great Trump Record! <flash emoji><US flag emoji> Nobody's done more than me - believe me! I stopped 180 wars, folks! The most in HISTORY. <fire emoji> Under MY leadership, inflation dropped like NEVER before! <what is this emoji? a flower?> I PUT an END to the Democrats' crazy shutdowns - and the economy came back STRONGER than ever. <flexing arm emoji> I MADE sure that boys stayed out of girls' sports - COMMON SENSE! <medal emoji> And I reinvested federal funds BACK into America, bring jobs and growth to every corner of our great country. <fire emoji><US flag emoji> #MAGA #PromisesMadePromisesKept #AmericaFirst #Winning It's all about the bold, confident tone, and putting emphasis on "nobody's done more" and "the best" with simple but powerful statements. What do you think?
A normal distribution with three wojaks. The one at the low end and the one at the high end both say "why type good when this ok", and the one in the middle who is crying is saying "I must write in complete sentences with proper punctuation or else people will think less of me and my work!"
A black building with red lights, especially in the upper corner offices. The first two floors of the building look like normal, though, with floor to ceiling windows.
Dark gray rabbit lying on a cream colored blanket on a wood floor.
STAND WITH PORTLAND with a picture of a frog and an axolotl
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A video showing the same rabbit (Coconut), but the movement of the camera captures the terribleness of this trim better than a still photo. There's no audio.
Fluffy white rabbit with gray ears and a gray nose. The fur on her forehead is short, and it sort of looks like she has a widow's peak or is earing a mask? She doesn't really look like a rabbit :(
A sign that says YEA, Fenway, IDLES on the stage
A NO PARKING sign clearly showing a date of 8/30. Fuck you, assholes who had my car towed!!!
Orca, or maybe it's supposed to be a different marine mammal. A green line shoots from its eye to the bottom left corner. The field is black or maybe dark blue. I don't know, it's late and my computer is doing that red shift thing. There are cranberries floating above the whale.
Image of a seal with at least three flippers on a surf board that says "FREEDOM". The seal has sunglasses, which is the only correct detail.
A collar with a dog bone and in the color is the face of a wide-eyed dog.
"My State Flag" with a picture of a flag in which someone drew patches of lots of different flags.
A cartoon map with a red circle and two crossed arrows roughly where Eastham would be if this were Cape Cod.
A flag with yellow and orange stripes and a red field with a white square and a green flower in it. Lovely, but that's just not where we live.
I created a new state motto that says, "Wherever you're from, you'll always be safe here in the heart of Massachusetts".
A circular seal with "Commonwealth of Massachusetts Peace and Liberty" written around it. There are two figures holding a shield with a pine tree, etc. on it. On the shield is a knight's helmet with the visor shut.
A green and blue flag with a red "{" separating the colors.
There's a little white steeple on red and six red fish that look like they are swimming towards it.
A tricolor flag with a pine tree between the blue and white regions, a white star on the blue region, and some sort of sawtooth pattern on part of the red region? I don't know what it's supposed to be. A Lego?
"Double ship masts representing "Tall Ships" including the Mayflower, form an abstract letter "M" for Massachusetts." "The Shield and Star from the current flag is re-imagined with a sunrise element that represents "first light" for the nation and has important symbolism to Massachusetts' indigenous people." "Blue is representative of the "Great Blue Hill Region" and the Atlantic coast." "Massachusetts state sovereignty came well after the land's indigenous inhabitants. For that reason, the red banner, representing those tribes, is closest to the hoist side of the flag design, hence everything "flows" from their existence onward. The color red (or a color of choice) would be made by representatives of indigenous residents."
It looks like a mosaic of four figures and a rainbow stripe across it.
Outlines of Massachusetts with the text "Massachusetts/From Hills to Hulls/and Everything in Between/Something for everyone". One is black and white, the other is in color. No, the color doesn't really improve it.
I'm sure this is supposed to be the Old North Church, but it kind of looks like the Magic Kingdom castle.
From a red stripe on the bottom sprouts a cranberry branch. There's also a red star, and it actually does form a pleasing composition. But I'm not sure about the white circles on the cranberries. It's just a bit unsettling.
A sketch of a circle divided into four quadrants, each of which has a sketch of a different animal: dinosaur, chickadee, whale, and cat with no tail that I guess is *not* a bobcat somehow.
A green shield next to a doodle of a bow and arrow, above a wavy blue line.
The blue upper half has an outline of a bear, a white star, and an outline drawing of a leaf. The bottom half has white stripes fanning out.
A whale, with a crown, on a striped background. The text is: MA Massachusetts NULLI REGES (My Latin is rusty, but I think that means "No Kings")
Green land on blue ocean with a white star way off to the right. Black symbols like a whale, a pine tree and flowers seem sort of incomplete, like maybe the frame needs to shift to the left so we can see central and WMass and more symbols.
"Looking west across our state: sky, mountains, our state, beaches, ocean". There's the original flag on the left, a blue arrow, and the new flag which is wavy lines of blue, black, green, yellow and another more different shade of blue.
A photo of a building flying the US flag, the Canadian flag, another flag I'm too ignorant to recognize, and a Pride flag.
It's a picture of a turkey that you can make by tracing your hand on paper and then coloring it in. Only this one has six fingers and a thumb.
A painted background of red, a white flower, and the Mayflower ship within it. The brushstrokes are inconsistent which makes the background look like smeared blood. It has a luminous glow, though. Makes the Mayflower look wicked metal.