Krosskeys

@krosskeys.lol

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If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson

A photo of a resin model of a horrible pseudofox. It's narrow eyes are lizard like and crudely painted. In the place of fangs it sports a full set of humam teeth.
A big 256 bmp of a frog
A news card saying "Duolingo is launching it's own anime series produced with the studio behind big mouth"
A trading card called Ancient Evils
A cute lil felt crochet dove wearing a bow.
A set of replies to a tweet about the Liberian fuck up Hypnotic: Liberia is in Africa, most people would expect people in Liberia to speak an African language. Steven: What's an African language? Hypnotic: Swahili or Egyptian
Drilpost: Turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Tracer from Overwatch with the title 'Vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut'
The hollow man from the cover of the American Psycho book.
A twitter ad for Lowes starring Mr Beast for some reason.
A crop of the main image of a dinosaur in the corner who just looks absolutely pumped to be included.
I giant horrifying golden Mr Beast head. It's terrifying.
A bluesky notification that I have been followed by the Dementia Community
A screenshot of.. I think it's Yakuza 5? And it's in a convenience store and there's an ATM that looks a little like the one in the comic
A video thumbnail of some punchable looking tiktoker with ad article title of 'Is baby gronk the new drip king or is he getting rizzed by livvy?' (I had to beat my phones spellcheck to deatg to type that)
An LED green cross pharmacy sign going absolutely hog wild with flying pills, a tunnel of green crosses and a snake flipping out.
THE GAMESMASTER
'This is the ideal male form. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like'
The meme image of Limmy waking up and looking blasted
Frame from the film Riki-Oh: Story of Riki of a guy chained to a huge crucifix with another ripped guy sat on one of the arms of the crucifix.
A tweet saying "A smart man turned $12K into $15M by buying FARTCOIN at $83K market cap. He aped into $ai16z with $3K and is currently sitting on $1.7M realized and $16.6M in unrealized profits."
Ancient painting of St Simeon living on a pillar sporting a halo and looking angry.
Seymour Skinner looking thoughtful from the "Am I so out of touch?" meme.
Hey everyone! How are you? Im good. So I found this wombat on the side of the road as I was heading to work this morning. I didnt pick it up because I was on my bike. So tonight? Its gonna happen.
A frame from Adventure Time, Finn is holding on to Jake's arms as he is being sucked into an ass.
A shitty minion meme that says My Boss told me to have a good day... So I killed his friends and family
A tweet from Whale Watch crypto bot: A $RETARDIO whale just bought $4.03K of $DOGSHIT2 at $3.83M MC 🐳
The existence of the clock tower is a reference to internet shitposter Katie Tightpussy (@Juicysteak117) who drew a clock daily in Microsoft Paint for five months.
A tweet by popbox with a picture of that dress that people were arguing if it was blue/black or white/gold saying it turns 10 years old this year.
A Youtube recommended videos listing which is still fucking fever for the fucking flava.
The most laughable novelty yet produced. Made of rubber, and you have only to blow it up and stand the pig on his feet, when he begins to squeal as he slowly collapses and finally lies down and dies in the most natural manner. You can blow him up as often as desired, and each time he will go through the same performance to the great amusement and delight of your friends. Price. 15 cents; 3 for 40 cents; one dosen $1.35, mailed.
Momo from DanDaDan eating a crab leg and looking like a cryptid
An anime dude being uppercut and his whole face compressing. I can't remember what it's from. Maybe Spy x Family?
Albedo from Overlord right up close to the camera looking devious, the subtitle says "Would you like to sniff me some more?"
Momo from DanDaDan making a grade A anime face
A generic social media post asking the question "Why is half of Youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this?" Below it is a supposed youtube thumbnail of a smiling person with a black bar over their eyes and a distorted background with the sub title "What happened to Mister Shit?"
A listing from Archive of our own of an AU story called "Broadcast" staring the United Healthcare shooter. What the fuck.
A Japanese Horizon with Shinzo Abe imposed on the sky and the words 'Have Sex' next to his head.
Image of shitty smurfs rip off, The Snorks.
My Spotify Wrapped 2024. Top Artists: 1. Oingo Boingo 2. Radiohead 3. Bob Vylan 4. death's dynamic shroud 5. Eminem. Top Songs: 1. British Bombs 2. Makes Me Violent 3. Just Another Day 4. Crow on the Cradle 5. Private Life. 24530 minutes listened.