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a post from Roy Wood Jr that reads: "Ya'll kill me with all this praise for chipotley as good as Taco Bell been to you. Back when you was dead broke where was Chipotle? You don't abandon ya folks that's been down from day one. You got a lil money now so you too good for a cheesy Gordita Crunch? You gotta drop at least $12 to eat good at Chipotle but Taco Bell used to fill you up for $3.75 AND you got a Baja Blast Mountain Dew. A lot of ya'll forgot where you came from and it's sad......Not me though. Chicken Chalupas 'til I Die. #FireSauce Taco Bell"
Stellan Skarsgard smiling in a shirt that looks like its covered in crudely drawn dancing caterpillars. Buggin' down, bro. They're probably just plants if I'm being' tbh, but I'm getting all the comedy meat off of this bit bone. You understand.
a screenshot of steam's store of the "AUDIO PRODUCTION" category. an asset flip game called 'save giant girl from monsters' on "sale" for 10 dollars down from 200.
Two pictures of Doshin The Giant and chibi robo feeding each other soup. In the first picture doshin is sitting and hunched over holding a tiny spoon up to a tiny speck. In the second image chibi robi is pouring soup with a large spoon into doshin the giant's mouth
Low polygon rocks in Blender
A girl with purple skin, blue hair, wearing a sleeveless hooded shirt, and short pants sleeping on a tree branch. She's in a forest of 3D trees in front of a blue sky with clouds.
mulder from x files saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook."
screencap of facebook text that reads "What's going on? It's annoying or not interesting I'm in the photo and I don't like it (this option is checked) I think it shouldn't be on Facebook It's Spam"
a screenshot of steam for a game called "starbreed" the text reads "starbreed since you wish for rez infinite" and then there's a picture of an alien anime girl, a spaceship, and the logo "starbreed"
4 panel comic panel 1: two soldiers holding rifles standing in front of doors. the one on the left says "one of us only tells truths and the other only tells lies--" panel 2: a third person holds up three fingers and asks "how many fingers am I holding up?" panel 3: the two soldiers again. the one on the right happily says "seven!" panel 4: the two soldiers are slumped on the floor. the third person is winking and pointing at them while walking through a door to heaven.
4 panel low resolution comic panel 1: "Make a terrible comic day!" a hand holds wire cutters and cuts a wire on a time bomb panel 2: a person in bomb squad gear looking down holding various tools and sweating nervously panel 3: hatsune miku pops in and says "WOW TIME BOMB SO COO-" the person in bomb squad gear is surprised and drops their tools panel 4: two people look on in frustration. one holding a walkie talkie and the other holding binoculars with an explosion reflecting on the lenses
Mina the hollower in the style of pop team epic holding her hammer about to hit a snake that has burrowed underground and is holding a knife.
Martin Crane from Frasier talking to Frasier and Niles saying: "I know I always told you boys that sports aren't important... ...but they are."
Mega man from the mega man cartoon and gutsman's ass meme
Ui from mute list on bluesky adding the word odyssey
A skeleton with a top hat with glowing red eyes from roller coaster tycoon and text that reads "I want to get off mr bones wild ride"
various warcraft characters redrawn over the tumblr jester(?) meme. From top left to bottom right: Sally Whitemane, Gallywix, Arthas, Vol'jin, Bwonsamdi, Aszhara, Cho'gall, Greymane, Illidan, Hogger
9 little guys from the tumblr jester meme but as characters from warcraft from top left to bottom right: Gul'dan, Garrosh, Sylvanas, Xalatath, Nathanos, Varian, Thrall, Tyrande, and Rendle
A screenshot of prop hunt from warcraft where a blood elf man is looking at a chair. next to it is a dark gray box with the text: "LIVE Is Blizzard Going Overboard With Casual Content?"
yotsuba, a cartoon/anime girl with green hair tied back in 4 pigtails, making a face of shock and awe
Radagon of The Golden Order. A man with red hair, stone skin, broken and shattered revealing golden runes where his torso used to be.
leon, the chameleon, from the new star fox game
realistic mario
Ninja turtle toys on a white background. Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello.
a scene from the simpsons where hundreds of rats run from a collapsed building into Moe's bar.
Bridget from guilty gear wearing a teddy bear hoodie, white shorts, socks, and slippers, sitting in a red and black gamer chair in front of a computer desk set up with several energy drink cans, a leverless fight stick, and guilty gear strive is on the monitor.
Brian standing in the forest from quest 64 tearing up and puckering his lips like he bit into a lemon. He's holding a thunder jell from quest 64 and a bite has been taken out of his head.
A short stout creature with a large nose, stubby tusks, pointed ears with a white beard, bushy white eyebrows, a top knot, rocks protruding from his shoulders, elbow, and tail. He's sitting on the ground smoking some kind of large pipe.
a drawing of an elderly man with a white beard and freckles on his arms wearing a trucker cap, dirty overalls, a white shirt, and boots holding a small sheathe and knife carved from an alligator jaw bone. There's a speech bubble that says "Gator bone. Guaranteed to make it through any metal detector"
A four panel comic: Panel 1: A wizard looking at a frog with a human hand in his back saying "We shall see what the anti-grafting peasants think of this!" Panel 2: The frog says "Aren't you the wizard that cooled his orb in a moonwell?" Panel 3: The wizard, rubbing his eyes in frustration, makes the frog vanish Panel 4: The wizard in a chair, poking an orb with the text "BARRICADED" over and over again.
4 panel comic. panel 1: a short dumpy person smoking. in the background is fire. panel 2: they are scratching themselves, and blowing smoke. panel 3: they are taking a drag from their cigarette and reaching into their pocket panel 4: they are thinking "a new hobby will fix me..." "...ceramics?"
The skeleton "my body is a machine" meme where a skeleton is doing squats with a barbell. It reads: [image of the ublock origin logo] "IS A MACHINE" "THAT TURNS" [various AI logo images] "INTO" [ublock origin logo] "Block element..."
a child standing at a fork in the road with a sign post. to the left is a bright and sunny castle and the text that reads "Infowars Room mate" on the right is a dark, stormy, and gloomy castle and text that reads "Infowars Room mate"
moon child and Ataru Moroboshi from Urusei Yatsura
4 panels of screenshots from the movie Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Panel 1: Get out of here Dewey. You don't want no part of this. The mouse from "If you give a mouse a cookie is there" Panel 2: "Are you giving a mouse a cookie?" Panel 3: "If you do, he'll want a glass of milk, and clean your house, and draw you a picture. You don't want no part of this." Panel 4: "It kind of sounds like I want to give a mouse a cookie"
A depressed glowing green guy laying on the floor and pillow
Box art for 'Dolphin Blue' a Sega Dreamcast and arcade game. Two anime characters are riding on dolphins while holding rifles. In the background is a naval warship, plane, and explosion.
A disc nib stylus: a pen with an acrylic disc at the end of it.
Muscle man from regular show with his back turned toward the camera crying(?)
an old man blinking and smiling as he's engulfed in light. the coloring moves from blue to orange
old men and prickle from gumby watching construction through a fence
A parody of Cow Tools by Gary Larson and Sneakers O' Toole from Family Guy. Sneakers O' Toole standing behind a table with sneakers, a large lace, and shoe horn. In the background is a down town building on a hill. The text at the bottom reads 'Sneaker o' tools"
a picture of poochy from mario rigged and all messed up
an evil sexy priest statue
a creature with a white beard, top knot, big bushy eyebrows, large round flat nose, small tusks, with rocky skin, sitting on the floor, smoking a weird looking pipe.
Hank Scorpio and Homer Simpson drawing in the standard of the Ditto kids from Pokopia.
A beautiful clean cast iron skillet on a rack drying!
a black and white photo of stalin with a group of men. The person to his right is a light blue silhouette of a furry with "YCH" and "$50" on them.
two cartoon men from looney tunes smiling at each other with their arms behind their backs on a tropical island.
A gif from the TV show 'The Critic'. A cartoon man with a pony tail watching a man on a TV saying "If you stop going to bad movies, they'll stop making bad movies."
the ihop logo that looks like a crying dragon quest slime.
A child's drawing of a cat person and an axolotl person
a painting of an extremely inbred person with long blond hair, and red eye tattoos wearing a black tunic, gold chains, and a beanie with red marks on it
A cat looking around with huge, dilated, scared/confused eyes
A low bit animation of a white person walking up to a black person. The screen shifts and they say "You Cannot Wield My Items White Bisexual" The options come up "Fair enough "I'm 15 Irish. I can handle it." They choose the second option. Text pops up that says "YOU GOT THE ITEM" They are in pain, and then they fade away. The item falls to the floor. The screen goes black and text appears that reads "GAME OVER" "CONTINUE?" "YES NO" The video repeats
Stephen Colbert dancing in a black room nodding
4 panel comic 1) a girl with purple skin and blue hair climbing down from a tree. You see the back of her looking at the man standing in front of a sign post in front of a well. the man says "No work for you t'day, kiddo." 2) the girl says "...what?? How'd you know I was here?" 3) she climbs fully from the tree saying "I didn't make a sound!" the man responds "Ahhh... but y'see!" "I've got the nose of a hunter" while looking back at her. 4) the man says proudly "I could smell th' soap on yeh a league away" the girl looks at him with awe and just says "Wow...!"