Kevin Shay

@kshay.com

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Shoresy as referee
Simpsons “Clown Without Pity” “Yep, here’s your problem. Someone set this thing to evil.”
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Still from this piece of garbage showing Odysseus’s crew rowing at a right angle to the direction of the ship
Borough of Reading
Kim’s ultimate goal, however, is to have members of his party think bigger and more realistically about the drive to achieve the elusive Democratic dream of universal health care — [highlighted] an “Odyssey”-like endeavor [end highlight] that began at least in the early 1940s when John Dingell Sr. introduced the first national health-care bill.
Search results for “odyssey characters” showing ancient artworks for each character with the name of the actor who portrays the character in Christopher Nolan’s film. Shown for “Circe” is Samantha Morton
Bill Murray in The Razor’s Edge
Swing 41 - Django Reinhardt cover Danilo Dantas Subscribe 14 subscribers 114 views 9 years ago Trecho do show JAZZ CIGANO -Tributo a Django F 2017. ...more 1 Comment Add a comment... Sort by Highlighted comment @y2kshay 2 minutes ago This is Swing 42
“Say Candlebox one more time” —Samuel L. Jackson
Google results for ‘the state sketch about the word “and”’ AI Overview The "And" sketch by the 90s MTV sketch troupe The State is an absurd, meta-textual parody of news coverage. It takes the word "and" to its absolute limit, featuring field reporters endlessly reciting "and" in different contexts while hiding behind objects or in trees.Sketch OverviewThe premise of the sketch is a ridiculous, disjointed live broadcast that devolves into chaos. It opens with a news bulletin from a reporter in Australia standing on the coast. The reporter lists off increasingly specific, nonsensical adjectives for himself and fellow reporters—"one lone field reporter," "two lone field reporters," "red lone field reporter"—before passing the broadcast along to different scenes.The Core JokeInstead of delivering actual news, each reporter in the chain primarily uses the word "and" to bridge their bizarre, isolating actions (e.g., hiding under a bed or climbing a tree). It acts as a satirical jab at the flowery, meaningless transition words network anchors and reporters use to string together live updates, ultimately turning the word itself into the punchline.Cast MembersThe bizarre and surreal segment heavily features the trademark absurdist style of the 11-member The State comedy group, who used their eponymous MTV series to mock traditional television and news formats.You can watch the full absurd news segment on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Kz_QPU1v4
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Within 10 years, the book speculates, there could be a sophisticated robot chassis onto which the AR glasses project Shira’s likeness, making it possible to touch her.
New York Post Health & Parenting Exclusive | Joey Chestnut made stunning five-word admission to cops after bar fight caught on video
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Hans Moleman in “Man Getting Hit By Football”
Two nearly identical listings for The Cool Machine by Colson Whitehead, labeled “3” and “4”
Listing from Amazon.com: The Harlem Trilogy (4 book series) Hardcover Edition by Colson Whitehead (Author)
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Release date April 5, 2002
Animal playing the drums
Upcoming Fall 2026 SAT Dates August 22 September 12 [Rosh Hashanah] October 3 November 7 December 5
Screen shot from David Protein website, featuring flavors of energy bar (Cookie Dough Caramel Chocolate, Double Chocolate, Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk) above a promo for Cod 2: A revolution in portable protein
Two consecutive unsolicited texts from Democratic Congressional candidates named Josh
Translations of “propina” European Portuguese: “university tuition fee” Brazilian Portoguese: “a bribe”
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404 Media AI Poop Analysis App Offered to Sell Me Access to Its Users’ Poops By Jason Koebler * 14 May 2026
Three cases of Waterloo seltzer in exciting new flavors
Pentimento by Lillian Hellman
my soul drew back,/ Guilty of dust and " How Herbert, who was an Anglican priest of surpassing gentleness, might have felt about being quoted, three and a half centuries later, by somebody with a Catholic name and a conical bra we shall, alas, never know. The most gratifying irony is that, in changing the mortally ashen "Just" to the cheaper and more obvious "lust," Madonna proved only that Herbert wrote better lyrics than she did, and I can't help wishing that she had turned to him more often for guidance both verbal and spiritual. Papa *does* preach.
Headline: Mesa Guilty on All Counts Dek: Jury rejects insanity defense in Gallaudet slayings. - Arthur Santana
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Google search for “lowdown season 2” AI Overview The Lowdown has been renewed for a second season on FX and Hulu, with production set to begin in Oklahoma in spring 2026 and a potential premiere in late 2025 or early 2026.
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Still from product video, woman is standing next to bed frame with headboard about 40” tall, displayed text says “Maeve is 5’8”” and a label oddly says “63” h” which is definitely not the height of the headboard
“My arms were squishing all of my groceries,” Thomas said. “It just seems like a really cheap move by Safeway to save a hundredth of a penny on some glue and some handles.”
Jim Downey Epstein meme saying “Robert E. Lee? The Virginia homeowner?”
Google results for “jake thackray brassens translations” AI Overview Jake Thackray was a renowned interpreter of French chansonnier Georges Brassens, adapting his songs with a witty, colloquial Yorkshire flavor rather than literal translation. His adaptations preserved the cheeky, subversive spirit of the originals, with notable examples including "Brother Gorilla" (Le Gorille) and translations of "La Fille et le Gorille". Persée Key aspects of Thackray's Brassens work: "Brother Gorilla" (Le Gorille): Perhaps his most famous adaptation, this version captures the subversive anti-death penalty theme of Brassens' 1952 original. Adaptation Style: Thackray did not just translate; he re-imagined the songs, often shortening them or changing details to make them work for an English audience. Key Translations: He frequently performed translations of songs like Le Fossoyeur (as "The Gravedigger") and Tra La La (the French version of his own "Lah-Di-Dah"). Spiritual Connection: Thackray is considered a "translator and interpreter" who captured the wit and sentiment of Brassens, rather than a word-for-word translator. Thackray's admiration for Brassens was profound, often adapting the French songwriter's tales of misfits and romantic fools into a British context.
Guy from The Simpsons who’s tired of all these jokes about his giant hand
How many books are in the trilogy?
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Google Translate rendering French “il n’est pas sage” as “He is not wise.”
The autopsy of Sue Dibny's body by Doctor Mid-Nite and Mister Terrific, members of the Justice Society, reveals Dibny was killed by an infarction in her brain. A microscopic scan of Dibny's brain reveals tiny footprints as a clue to the infarction's cause.
Gaylord Perry Topps 1980 baseball card
Google review summary 4.4 stars (27) “Can’t wait to visit your Brooklyn location!” “Still cannot eat solid food.” “I got a flash brew, which was so tasty and smooth.”
Email from “Brother Internation.” Subject: “We Miss You. We Want You Back!”
[screenshot from Twitter] Kevin Shay @kshay Costas is a great interviewer (remember LATER?) who in some fundamental way doesn’t really like sports 10:16 PM · Oct 11, 2022
Seinfeld saying Newman
People also ask Is there a season 5 of the show The Bear? Is Jeremy Allen White in season 5 of The Bear? Is Carmy leaving The Bear? [highlighted] Why is Molly Ringwald in The Bear?
[Google Translate] [French] Il y a certaines images que j'aime beaucoup dans ce texte, d'autres qui sont un peu moins comprehensibles, ce n'est pas forcement le texte le plus abouti qui soit, mais c'est une posthume donc difficile de savoir si il l'aurait chante telle quelle. Elle a le merite d'exister, d'etre quand meme resistante, a contre-courant... J'aime ce que MLF en a fait et je la chante depuis longtemps. Et puis Brassens n'a pas eu d'enfants, encore moins de filles donc, et j'aime qu'il ait pris le temps d'ecrire un texte pour defendre cette "cause"-la.. [English] There are some images in this text that I really like, others that are a little less clear; it's not necessarily the most polished text ever written, but it's a posthumous work, so it's hard to know if he would have sung it exactly as it was. It has the merit of existing, of being, in a way, resistant, going against the grain... I like what the Women's Liberation Movement (MLF) did with it, and I've been singing it for a long time. And then, Brassens didn't have any children, even less daughters, and I appreciate that he took the time to write a text to defend this particular "cause."
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From Twitter: picture of The Tick Key with caption “It’s tick key to rock a rhyme, etc.”
New York Post front page with some stuff about Mexican cartels
Tintin saying the above
A superb companion piece to the director’s 2022 biopic Elvis, it’s a feat of showmanship both by Presley on stage and Luhrmann behind the camera.
Movie poster: “Sinatra Is Dirty Dingus Magee” with Sinatra in Western garb and tagline “It’s kind of a western. He’s sort of a cowboy.”