K. Sigler

@ksigler.bsky.social

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Weird Horror author | aka K. Ungeheuer | author of THE COCKROACH OF THE DADA MOVEMENT | Director of the K. Ungeheuer Preservation Society | HWA Affiliate (GA) | hacker during daylight | (he/him) | 🏳️‍🌈 https://karlsigler.com/

My pupper Turnip tucked up with a squishy face against my leg
A photo of K. Ungeheuer and his wife, Inge. She is sitting in his lap with an arm around his shoulder, an arm around his waist, and that arm moved up to his chin during the exposure of the shot looking like a third arm.
A fake eBay ad showing a mock-up of a supposedly rare Snip-Snip watch
the text of the review of my book
The graphic is meant to look like a full page newspaper ad for a 80's cartoon called "Snip Snip and Friends." It has a cannon in the lower left corner, three cartoon characters in the middle and text inside bursts that are meant to look like cartoonish explosions. The three characters are Snip Snip the Ocyopus, Cleo Capybara, and Morose the Moose. In addition to the text naming the show and the characters, there is text in the bottom burst that reads: Don't miss the Saturday Morning Cartoon Cannon, 9:00 AM on BBS 11, Followed by Leopard Women Action Team.
a circular patch with a cute cat head with a bow tie. It is circled with several flowers and the text "AI Art Sucks."
A slow exposure photo showing the blur of a taxi speeding through the intersection of 2nd Avenue and St. Marks Place in New York City.
A movie still of Inde Navarrette as Nikki
A colorized portrait of Franz Kafka
A homemade loaf of sandwich bread. Three slices are cut and the last one flops over the first two showing how soft it is.
A tweet from traitor trump that I redacted leaving only the words: "Karl is a waste of time. Don't buy the book! President DJT"
a photo of David Lynch overlaid with the words "Fix Your Hearts or Die"
The scene at the end of The Shining showing Jack Nicholson frozen in the maze, but the snow has been modified to make it yellow. It looks like he died of pollen exposure.
My three legged dog on the couch with one ear cocked upright
The corner of a printed page with red pen edits
A screenshot of my book, The Cockroach of the Dada Movement, on Amazon's website showing 36 reviews and sits at 4.5 stars.
A squeeze stress toy shaped like a stick of butter. A hand crushes it and then it bounces back into shape
A plastic baby doll in pieces and set on the floor to appear to be running.
Several home printed quarter sheet prototypes of a thin zine containing samples of K. Ungeheuer's story collection "The Cockroach of the Dada Movement"
The author's photo of K. Ungeheuer on the dust jacket of Die Kunst des Mittelalters (The Art of the Middle Ages)
a meme split in two parts. The top part reads "What Paul Atreides looks like in the movie:". Next to this is a photo of Timothée Chalamet. The bottom part reads "What Paul Atreides looks like in the book:". Next to this are simply the words "Paul Atreides"
Snowsky Echo Mini Lossless audio player. It's styled like an old school 1980's walkman with animation showing a cassette in the middle. Also included are a pair of Bluetooth headphones also styled to look like 80's Sony headphones with the orange foam ear covers.
Vintage photo of typing on a manual typewriter
a Hannah Höch collage as a base with newspaper strips and letters cut out from magazines reading: "AI Fakes Humans Create"
Agent Cooper
Bessica the stuffed mer-rat holds a red pen on top of a printed manuscript on a clipboard
A photo of a hippo with the caption: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 3,000-pound, semiaquatic liability. Please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this Christmas."
remakes of the old 1970s Galaxy Laser Team plastic figures. They are single piece, single color plastic figures with no articulation. Very much the same size and action as green army men. One is a monster with a turtle shell and lobster claws. The second one is a short robot that looks very much like R2-D2 except it is rectangular and boxy as opposed to a cylinder.
The Dreadfarer book of rules, a d20 and a d4, and a notebook with expedition notes
SPREAD INFORMATION, NOT PANIC When reporting or boosting potential threats: provide as much information as possible! REMEMBER! S.A.L.U.T.E S for Size/Strength "5 to 6 law enforcement officers" A for Actions/Activity "harassing random people on the street" L for Location/Direction "Chicago, West of Millennium Park, on Michigan Ave" U for Uniform/clothes "Dark Blue uniforms that say 'Police ICE' on the back" T for Time and date of observation "12:45 PM January 20" E for Equipment and weapons "They have helmets, vests and batons" Not a useful message: "URGENT!!! Potential ICE Raids on the west side!!!"
Two pictures. On the left is a still of AMELIA from MEGAN 2.0. On the right is the Nov 1980 issue of Heavy Metal. Both silver robots are very similar, with a long, lit single eye slit and small, straight antennae for ears.