Sir Kumpference

@kumpf.bsky.social

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Steelers, Syracuse, Brentford fan. Proud parent of 2 wonderful dogs. Actuary type interested in history, math, physics, art, philosophy and other stuff.

Far Side cartoon. Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying. Man in lab coat with a translator type machine on his head in the foreground. In the background dogs are barking, translated as "Hey!" Including a dog in the street, behind a fence, and one chasing a car.
Boy (me) in a white and blue striped shirt drooling whole taking a Sears Portrait with his younger sister. She's wearing a white dress. She has red hair and i have brown hair.
Screen shot of Merriam Webster 2026 word Inspiring
Cover of the album Timeless by Goldie. White cover with letters at the top (Goldie) and bottom (Timeless) with a blue Christmas ornament type structure in between with the Metalheadz logo in the middle
Hardly in his mom's basement.
Cover of The Expanse Book 1 Leviathan Wakes by James S.A. Corey
Cover of original Wing Commander video game.
Black and white Shih-tzu sleeping upside-down on a gray sofa with a pillow over her head
Book cover of Thucydides "War of the Peloponnesians and the Athenians" from the Cambridge Texts in the History of Political Thought series. Cover is Blue with white and orangish text
Black and white shih tzu lying on back with head underneath a light gray pillow on a dark gray sectional couch
Sleeping dog on 2 ottomans in front of a window in the sunshine
2 shih tzu dogs wearing scarfs sitting in the snow. Allie on the left Scooter on the right
Scooter and Allie after playing in the snow. 2 shih tzu dogs colored black and white with long hair
Allie and Scooter in the snow with scarfs. 2 Shih-tzus
Trader Joe's advent calendar for dogs and two shih tzus very interested
Me and my sister. Sears photo
Goldie Timeless Metalheadz Monkey Icon in center