@kurin.bsky.social

@kurin.bsky.social

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A screenshot of the weather in DC, showing it's 100 (realfeel 112) with a dew point of 66F
oceans I think 13, al pacino telling the pool guy that pool guy's manager should have fired him, pool guy, a week ago
minors go away
doctor: congrats on the baby! what are you going to name him newt gingrich's mom: Newt Gingrich
A tweet from "Kentucky Girl" who is made that ICE was portrayed unfavorably on the Pitt.
A Wikipedia screenshot showing trump was elected with 49.8% of the vote.
A picture of a kindle open to page 42 of ready player one
A woman in the audience who is not emoting in the slightest.
I REQUIRE A TUG
Bishop sniper
Nelson from the Simpsons explaining epidermis.
The cover for a Japanese novel. Two girls are holding hands.
An onion sour cream pizza
AI telling me I can use money immediately after I add it to my Orca card.
A claw machine with claw machine parts inside
Vagina Museum: We hope nobody needs to hear this today, but vaginas do not have a bone. However, clitorises do, in most animals. It's time to bone up on the baubellum, also known as the os clitoridis. Nico: Maybe you didn't see this, but we're doing a posting strike (except for mutual aid and SW) until Bluesky addresses its antiblackness problem.
A forum post asking how much the game Final Fantasy 2 cost in 1991, receiving the answer $60.
turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
"Lowes, but like an animal version"
A close up of the cover of All Systems Red, showing part of the Apple TV+ logo.
A headshot of Miles Morales at the end of Across the Spider-Verse. He's tied up and being threatened, but his facial expression shows only resolve. Because he's fucking Spider-Man.
"you're joining 69 donors making an impact"
REMINDER: It was President Biden who got tough on the Chinese Communist Party and Donald Trump who is sucking up to the CCP.
I am the dog you put to sleep, as you like to call the needle of oblivion, come back to tell you this simple thing: I never liked you--not one bit. When I licked your face, I thought of biting off your nose. When I watched you toweling yourself dry, I wanted to leap and unman you with a snap. I resented the way you moved, your lack of animal grace, the way you would sit in a chair to eat, a napkin on your lap, knife in your hand. I would have run away, but I was too weak, a trick you taught me while I was learning to sit and heel, and--greatest of insults--shake hands without a hand. I admit the sight of the leash would excite me but only because it meant I was about to smell things you had never touched. You do not want to believe this, but I have no reason to lie. I hated the car, the rubber toys, disliked your friends and, worse, your relatives. The jingling of my tags drove me mad. You always scratched me in the wrong place. All I ever wanted from you was food and fresh water in my metal bowls. While you slept, I watched you breathe as the moon rose in the sky. It took all of my strength not to raise my head and howl. Now I am free of the collar, the yellow raincoat, monogrammed sweater, the absurdity of your lawn, and that is all you need to know about this place except what you already supposed and are glad it did not happen sooner-- that everyone here can read and write, the dogs in poetry, the cats and the others in prose.
Google disabled its AI response for the query "what yonder soul doth go hence?", presumably because it was embarrassingly wrong.
"Impressive," he said. "Like I've told the other women, if I let you in, you'll have to live and work around men in what might be embarrassing situations." "I'm used to it, sir," she said. "I have papers." Papers? He hesitated, then glanced at his scribe. "One who has filled out the forms," Challa the scribe whispered, "to live as a man." Ah. He'd heard of that. Well, the Azish did things their own way, didn't they? "Good to have you, Sarkuin," Adolin said to the man, and moved on. Though he did make a note for Colot to assign him to a specific platoon where Adolin knew for a fact they'd been asking for a soldier with smithing experience.
A chain of three comments, the first claiming that antisemitism isn't a significant force today, the second pointing out a synagogue recently received a bomb threat, and the third saying that Gazans get actual bombs daily.
A deepfake of two women in front of a Christmas tree