Kurt Bixby

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A graph of the price of crude oil over the course of a month. It starts at $70, quickly jumps to $115, plummets back down to $80, and then rises again to $100.
A tweet from Donald Trump in November 2011 saying “In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.”
A pair of Crocs. The upper part of the shoes have a sky blue background with some clouds on them. The bottom part is a grassy green. There are low-res versions of the icons for Recycle Bin, File Explorer, Internet Explorer, the MSN butterfly, the cursor, and Clippy in the holes on the top.
A tweet saying “HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA”
A man in a polo and khakis has an exasperated face due to being unable to hold the 8 lines that are falling out of his cradled arms. There is text overlaid in large impact font that says “Why can’t I hold all these limes”
“Jingle All The Way” poster
A photo of a clothing section at Costco. Industrial tables are covered in various garments. Above the tables, in the middle of the frame, stands a Spider-Man hoodie with its arms positioned horizontally like a scarecrow.
Game of the Year: FF7 Rebirth Best Direction: FF7 Rebirth Best Narrative: FF7 Rebirth Best Art Direction: Astro Bot Best Score & Music: FF7 Rebirth Best Audio Direction: Astro Bot Best Performance: Briana White (Aerith) - FF7 Rebirth Innovation in Accessibility: Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown Games for Change: Indika Best Ongoing Game: Fortnite Best Community Support: FFXIV Best Indie Game: UFO 50 Best Debut Indie: Balatro Best Mobile Game: Balatro Best VR/AR Game: Metal: Hellsinger Best Action Game: Helldivers 2 Best Action/Adventure Game: Astro Bot Best Role-Playing Game: FF7 Rebirth Best Fighting Game: Tekken 8 Best Family Game: Astro Bot Best Sim/Strategy Game: Unicorn Overlord Best Multiplayer Game: Helldivers 2 Best Adaptation: Arcane Most Anticipated Game: Metroid Prime 4 Content Creator of the Year: Usada Pekora Best Esports Game: Counter-Strike 2
A screenshot show the nominees for "Best Action/Adventure" game at The Game Awards. The nominees are Astro Bot, Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown, Silent Hill 2, Star Wars: Outlaws, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom.
Box art for the game Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
A smiling woman is patting the head of a confused Psyduck while they both sit on a couch.
A map of the US showing relative interest in the term "VPN". Texas is noticeably darker than all other states, signifying much greater interest. Texas has 2/3 higher interest than the next closest state.
A screenshot of Trending topics on Twitter. Akira Toriyama has 627k posts. #StateOfTheUnion has 148k posts.
A photograph of an orchestra playing music below a projection screen. An overlaid title card stating the name of the piece reads "Breath of the Wild: 2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation Trailer"
Screenshot of Phoenix Wright, a defense attorney with spiked hair and a blue suit with a red tie, in court saying “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!”
A recipe email from Command Cooking titled "Lemon Dump Cake"
A photo of the Wikipedia page for “Heroic nudity”. L “Heroic nudity of ideal nudity is a concept in classical scholarship to describe the un-realist use of nudity in classical sculpture to show figures who may be heroes, deities, or semi-divine beings.”
Blue iMessage bubble saying “Dr. Mario Olimar Fuck Hunt are all great”
A stylized photo of Mario wearing a police officer’s hat running from a hatless police officer who is fuming at Mario. Text above the image says “Steal hats from NPCs”
Screenshot of the original post with a “Translate this post” link below it
a long thin round white plushie with a flared base
A Pizza Hut ad that’s a photo of a supreme pizza overlaid with the words “Buy pizza”
Me in a billowing, multicolored, pastel dress while wearing elf ears and a flower crown
Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting on Osama bin Laden's shoulders in front of the burning World Trade Center
The Bluesky app icon overlaid with nart fart tarts’s profile picture
The Bluesky icon overlaid with nart fart tarts’s profile picture
A screenshot of the GraceSky app on an iOS Home Screen. The Bluesky icon has been overlaid with nart fart tarts’s profile picture.
A blue award ribbon with a gold center containing text that says “Best Poster Award Guarantee 7/21/2023”
A man trying to hold a bunch of small versions of paul's head in his arms as they tumble out of his grasp. The image is overlaid with "why cant I, fuck all these pauls?" It's the "why cant I, hold all these limes" meme image with the limes replaced with paul's head
Picture of a man struggling to hold a dozen limes in his arms. Overlaid text says “why can’t I hold all these limes?”
Multi-colored interlocking wood joints with well-defined black edges
The box art for Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn
Two robot-looking artificial women in an intimate embrace. One is pulling the other closer by the waist and the other is leaning back with a look of ecstasy on her face.