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me at the end of a hot as hell workout, standing by the thermostat
it's the Sandwiches of History guy in a youtube thumbnail where he superimposed his face in the center of a picture of a hamburger sandwich thing, and the cut sandwich halves look like angel wings
ejecting the CD tray on let's say a late 90s desktop computer at the Video Game History Museum in Zagreb, Croatia
I'm holding the pistol from HALO and I'm aiming at Master Chief with a grim resolve
eyy I'm at a castle here (it's the walls of piran)
an incredulous Maya Rudolph
A sculpture on the side of St. Nicholas Cathedral in Ljubljana, Slovenia. the name reads "S. HERMAGORAS"
moe attacking mr burns with a crowbar in the simpson
a crop of three panels from achewood in which todd the squirrel vibrates at increasing intensity
FRIEND 1: They should have renamed the new Mario movie " super Mario and all the references We couldn't jam into the first one" FRIEND 2: Seeing it in an hour ME: how did your kids handle the "mario shits and vomits and sobs to death" scene, I've heard it's this generation's toy story 3 moment
DeForest Kelley Action Figure Disembodied Head, sporting his classic "humans don't make this face" expression
it's a Dr. Leonard McCoy (played by DeForest Kelley) posable action figure. the face is troubling
Why is it called the hog line? Great question. Something to do with hogs, I imagine.
nine inch nails logo projected onto a giant curtain at the end of their concert at Capitol One Arena in Washington, D.c.
a painting of a woman holding a gun and wearing a face mask that reads "FK :) ICE". painted by tim sebian-lander (@tslart on instagram)
razma beoulve, with ass prominent
a wooden bench with a sticker on it featuring Bobby Hill saying “that’s my purse i don’t know you”
a very large (2 feet ish) sculpture of Abaddon the Despoiler at the Warhammer section of PAX Unplugged
a four-and-a-half star review by zoey luke. "I love natalie Portman and I hate the government"
i proved myself a coward / who would desert a dying man
a spooky haunted house
a photo of a chalkboard at Downtown Boxing Club in Silver Spring, MD. the board reads, in part: "MONDAY OCTOBER 13th / INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY / HOURS / 10 AM to 1 PM / FUCK COLUMBUS"
furio from the show the sopranos, being correct about columbus
final fantasy 13 is playing on a large television. on the couch facing the TV is a cat who is watching the video game
a duffel bag containing shoes and boxing gloves
street sign that reads PARKING FOR PARK USE ONLY
evrart claire, the union boss from disco elysium
KEITH: Keith's in the ring.
Path of Exile 2 Build Showcase - DwaneDibbley's Fartmaster
google AI result for "robert schwartzman": "Robert Schwartzman is most known for two things: one is a multi-talented artist, and the other is a race car driver. He is an American director, screenwriter, actor, and musician. Additionally, he is a professional race car driver, currently competing in the IndyCar Series."
aforementioned cat, resting on a blanket between my legs on the couch, contorted so his butt is way up there
homer simpson reaching for a gummy venus de milo
roast beef is imagining his friends and family reacting to how much his scanning his belly button lint looks like he's bangin' a website IMAGINARY RAY: Well, if this don't seal the deal! OUT! Get OUT of my house! NOT my friend! IMAGINARY MOLLY: No wonder you never call! Well, I hope she's warm, 'cause I certainly won't be after I die of shsame!
four panels of the web comic achewood. RAY: Hey Beef! You ever taste sugar cookies? I just -- (Ray finds Roast Beef laying waist-down on a scanner) RAY: Dude, are you bangin' a website? ROAST BEEF: Jesus I'm just scanning my belly button Ray RAY: You're bangin' a website, but whatever. No cookies for you.
An Amazon review. Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2025. Title: Seems hard to smurf this one up. These worked fine for me, but buyers might be smurfed to know that these are designed quite differently than your basic SIM adapters The center is not completely cut out. Meaning the card can not fall through the adapter. It's enclosed on the side without contacts. I worried initially that this may make it too thick to smurf into the sim card slot, but it wasn't a problem for my phone or routers. Plus the card is pretty smurfing convenient, i must admit.
a large television displaying a black screen with white text that reads EXIT MUSIC, which is on the last ~30 seconds of my video copy of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Chandler the cat lounging on the top of a couch in the sun
back of a green commuter bus where just below the license plate is embossed the word? GILLIG
formula 1 driver and sweet summer child Yuki Tsunoda, standing on a field with his arms raised, wearing a coat that is clearly way too large for him. the image has been "subtly" photoshopped to make his head and legs about 1/4 of their normal sizes
my cat Poe loafing on the couch
LEGO X-Men mansion set glamour shot
topographical map of the Island from the LOST deluxe DVD box set
Incredibly, Angelina Jolie called it. The year was 1995. Picture Jolie, short of both hair and acting experience, as a teenage hacker in Hackers. Not a lot of people saw this movie. Even fewer appreciated its relevance. Hackers was “grating,” Entertainment Weekly huffed at the time, for the way it embraced “the computer-kid-as-elite-rebel mystique currently being peddled by magazines like WIRED.” Thirty years later, Entertainment Weekly no longer publishes a magazine, WIRED does, and Hackers ranks among the foundational documents of the digital age. The last time I saw the movie, it was being projected onto the wall of a cool-kids bar down the street from my house.
the sickos guy but it's gollum, saying "MY PRECIOUS... HA HA... YES!" and he still has a tuft of the original cartoon's hair because the gollum photo was cropped that way and it's funnier not to fix it
two panels from achewood: https://achewood.com/2005/02/10/title.html
i did a top high score at tetris arcade. it's not really even that close (81k vs 55k for second place)
interior of GameOn in Annapolis MD
ROCKY: in 1776, George Washington and Benjamin Franklin... uh... they did America. There was a war. The Battle of the Bulge. They crossed the Hudson. French people came too.
a history log of text from the video game FLEDGLING MANOR being played on a Steam Deck. ROCKY: Right now. Is this some kind of prank show? Did... did Mr. Beast get me? The guy doubles over with laughter. PRODUCTION ASSISTANT: Oh, no. No no. Nothing that serious. PRODUCTION ASSISTANT: You heard the tape, right? You're a vampire.
craigslist ad for "Insignia 13" CRT TV Retro Gaming - $75 (Chantilly)". description reads: For sale by original owner this Insignia 13" CRT Color TV with remote. $75 or best offer. Sharp picture definition. Great for "gamers". TV and remote control have been tested and work. Cash only.
Chandler is giving you a cute little side eye as he continues to purr
the beautiful baby cat Chandler, nestled into a blanket on my lap, looking as content as any living thing could be. not pictured: he's purring very loudly and continuously
six gyoza dumplings frying up in the pan, with about ~70 more across two freezer bags. they're turkey and chicken dumplings if you're curious, basically kenji lopez-alt's recipe
Screenshot of a cropped page of CHAIN-GANG ALL-STARS by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah: "...barricade, hitting a woman holding sage directly in the temple. The punch snapped through the general noise, a sudden, singular pulse. A trigger. "There is a space in time when violence tears through from imagined to physical--and if that physical is met with more physical, then the violence can become both the vehicle and driver for all that comes after, and what has escaped can be incredibly difficult to contain. "Hands got thrown. The barricade of linked metal fences fell as a..."
GLITCH SURVIVES. In 1993, one year before Sadie Plant coined the term cyberfeminism, poet Lucille Clifton wrote "won't you celebrate with me." As glitch feminists we call for it here, celebrating with Clifton at her request and sharing her transformative words: won't you celebrate with me what I have shaped into
a post from /r/nfl by thicc_hat: "wasting timeouts is infuriating, but on the other hand it's cool to know that the preeminent football minds of our time still suffer from the same cognitive malfunction that makes me refuse to use items even in critical moments in JRPGs because who knows, I might need that thing 175 hours from now"