Kyle Carpenter

@kycar.bsky.social

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Comedian, grantwriter and decent fella living in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

A bidding system for upgrading a seat on a flight. The suggested bid is $455.
Cover art for Bonnie Raitt's 1989 album, Nick of Time. Framed by a flaming head of red hair, a black pants suit with cheetah print highlights and an outlandishly large belt buckle resembling a small drum cymbal, Raitt is mid-40s sex incarnate.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for the band Prozzak: "Prozzäk are two animated characters named Simon and Milo. The creation of Simon and Milo initially began with accents suggested by the other members of The Philosopher Kings during their road trips.[13] The cartoon characters designed by artist Scott Harder became a part of Prozzäk. In The Prozzäk Story video, Simon and Milo are over 200 years old and were enemies in a previous life. Simon and Milo fought each other in a 20-year-old war called "Ochiyaki". During their battle with each other, a Great Unseen Voice projected down from the sky and told them they were to be best friends, sent through time to the 21st century, where they were given a mission. That mission was for the two to find true love through their music. The story is based on the formation of the duo."
Facebook Market loading for a "Violet Wand," which appears to be for recreational electrocution.
A fountain pen sketch of a Chihuahua terrier cross dog.
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid where the protagonist is asking if his mission is "OSP (on-site procurement)."
A VHS tape is displayed on an unfinished 2x4 in a dirty room. It is a copy of an adult film called "Tuesday's Lover." You feel your skin crawl seeing this image.
Gameplay footage of Isles of Sea and Sky where a player solves a complex sokoban style puzzle in a snowy environment.
A classic Calvin& Hobbes strip where Calvin's Dad tells him something that keeps him up at night, but the dialogue has been replaced with the spoken word monologue from Godspeed! You Black Emperor's "Dead Flag Blues."
A pen sketch of an adorably nervous dog, saying "sometimes it's all a little much, but that's okay."
A Facebook market ad for a sectional couch titled "IKEA couch cum bed "
An attractively bear-ish middle aged man stands in front of a mural of a lumberjack suggestively feeding sausage to his lady love.
A very patriotic American Nazi in the film Slaughterhouse Five
A beautiful empty theatre in warm light as seen from the stage
Shoddy makeup in the John Carpenter film They Live