Uncle karl

@kyleprobably.bsky.social

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Take it easy, but take it

Multiple issues of Dave meltzer's wrestling Observer newsletter spread out on a table
A tik tok of a supporter of the Uzbekistan national soccer team wearing traditional armor
An open book showing The poem The Red wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams edited to read "so much depends upon the number of guys glazed with rain water besides the white chickens"
The last four movies on the movie loggin app letterboxd: Atlantic Rim (*), Bone Lake (**½), Bob Sapp: Sapp time movie, Kansas City Bomber (***)
My last four movies on the movie loggin app letterboxd: Dilbert 3, the William Shatner Alexander the great tv movie(**), the jon bois doc on dave stieb (****) and 90s nascar tv movie steel chariots (*½)
A youtube listing the playlist to the metal gear solid 5 (uncut) by chip and ironicus
My last four movies on the movie loggin app letterboxd: Lowbrow: test drive (liked) La Rivolta del Barbari (**), the lost chapter: yuki's revenge, Kon-tiki
My last 4 titles watched on letterboxd the movie loggin app: Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers on top of the pops (heart), The Star Wars Holiday Special, the fast and the furious (***) Track of the moon beast (*½)
My recent movies posted to the movie logging site letterboxd: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, The Fury of Achilles (**), Hamlet 1996 (**), the spy with ten faces (**½)
Ivan drago saying i must break you but its changed to i must cut to the feeling
One of those sets of sexy doce from Spencers gifts
The scene in kickboxer where they put glass on your boxing tape
The last 4 movies that I logged on letterboxd: screaming skull (*½) space ace, conquest of mycene (***) codename: wildgeese (**½)
My letterboxd recently watched: sudden death(***½) duck and cover, back to the future: the ride, Phantom planet (**)
Mspaint depictions of the bostons bruins current jersey by Wikipedia user 27JJ
Its the tweet where the person dressed up as the babadook but the party was more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe, over the person dressed as the babadook is the key art for the inland empire skill from disco elysium (a swirling cosmic mass inside the head of a gaunt figure)
The last 4 movies i watched on letterbox: space mutiny (**), Godzilla 1998 (*½), the paradine case (***), cruising (****)
The stadium pulse meter from the NCAA football video games a colored bar going from green to Red that depicts how loud the crowd in the game is
A sign from the new England Patriots training facility the reads "when you come here... • do your job • work hard • be attentive • put the team first " Also the bullet points are small versions of the pats "flying elvis" logo which is a stylized head of minuteman in a tricorn hat
My latest reviews on letterboxd: casino royale (1967)-*.5 Sgt. York-**.5 Katt Williams: the pimp chronicles pt. 1 -*** Dracula (1931 Spanish-language film)- ****
Morpheus from The Matrix from that scene where he's explaining the Matrix to Neo even though he's not supposed to be able to it's actually pretty simple you just say it's like a computer simulation of the real world
A mattress ad but above the ppl putting the mattress in the room is a 4chan style green text post
A screenshot of youtube, the images is of a speaker icon and its labeled "bonk sound effect"
Bruke @brukefasil tweeted "my aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!" And its the quote tweet of someone going tell her bron still doin it lol but edited to say Marta
An ad for universal studios Halloween horror nights featuring a haunted house themed to the wwe wrestlers known as the Wyatt 6
A screenshot of the last 4 things i watched on the letterboxd movie app: starchaser: the legend of orin (**), M3gan 2.0 (****), Truck turner (*** 1/2), blade (****)
An excerpt from Wikipedia "Blaseball was a baseball simulation horror game[1] developed by The Game Band. It was active from July 20, 2020, to June 2, 2023,[2]"
Me watching the deadlock podcast on my phone during the savannah bananas game at fenway park
The cover to the xbox 360 game "operation darkness" featuring a bunch of anime style characters in ww2 gear in front of vampires and werewolfs
That really famous shot of D Wade serving up the ball LeBron to dunk back when they were on the heat
A tweet from username hot dog shotgun at lordmo on Twitter reading "it's pride month, and you know what that means! That's right: lgbtq+ people now are allowed to use Soccer Kicks Stomps and knees on Grounded opponents and may Spike their opponents on their heads have fun!"
The last four films i reviewed on the movie logging app, letterboxd: the peewee herman crack psa, jaws (*****), selena (***), lala land (*½)
The last four films logged in the movie review app letterboxd: Paul F Tompkins: driven to drink, Gundam Wing: endless waltz, Infinite Escher, Big Trouble
A small logo of a flame next to the name Chicago firefighters underneath is the slogan "we are from Chicago"
A skeet by me reading "my new streaming series where we drive across America interrupting productions of waiting for godot by loudly burdting into the theater claiming to be godot
Pete from twin peaks running in to warn the leads not to drink the coffee
The last four movies I watched on letterbox including the music video for Michael Jackson's ghost, the original Kings of comedy, Porco rosso, and the really bad Michael Bay Benghazi movie
A pokemon go screenshot, its me and a mankee in a parking lot
Its my 4 most recent movies posted to the movie logging site letterboxd: 1991's motorama (4 stars), possibly in Michigan (liked, unrated) 1983's shaolin & wu tang (4 stars) and 2014's dracula untold (2 stars)
A screenshot of the Letterboxd app, it lists the last four movies i watched: the original jim jarmusch coffee and cigarettes short, the pilot of twin peaks, muppets christmas Carol, and the holdovers
A comic book panel depicting the character the scarlet witch, a white woman, where she famously said "no more mutants". It has been edited to say "let me get uhhhhh boneless pizza"
A comic book panel depicting the character the scarlet witch, a white woman, where she famously said "no more mutants". It has been edited to say "i wish they all could be California girls"
A screenshot of the wrestling website cagematch.com displaying match results from a show in the 30s, all most all matches are time Limit draws. Full text below Eastern Sports Enterprises Event Results Card Card with guide Champions Additional events Ratings Comments Name of the event: Eastern Sports Enterprises Date: 09.12.1937 Promotion: Eastern Sports Enterprises Type: Event Location: White Plains, New York, USA Arena: 102nd Medical Regiment Armory :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Singles Match Casey Berger vs. Gabriel D'Annunzio - Time Limit Draw (30:00) :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Singles Match Mike Mazurki defeats Jake Patterson (29:55) :::: Not recommended yet. :::: Singles Match Bobby Managoff vs. Walter Podolak - Time Limit Draw (30:00) :::: Not recommended yet. :::: Singles Match Bill Sledge vs. Joe Dusek - Curfew Time Limit Draw (60:00)
Its my desk: a bag of chex mix, a chromebook and an attached monitor. On the laptop screen is youtube showing the new kendrick lamar album GNX and on the other monitor is day ten of the November sumo tournament
A screencap of the anime macross, depicting Skull one, a giant robot painted white with black and gold trim bearing the same skull ans crossbones emblem as the naval uniforms in the article i quote skeeted here.
A tweet from hideo kojima breathlessly praising the new mad max movie, culminating with the line "He is my god, and the SAGA he tells is my bible"
A window looming out an office with a noticeable bird shaped mark
An old illustrated post card depicting historic sites of Boston
A steamed lobster on a plate on a table with xmas decorations
A mail box, spray painted with an cartoon alien head labeled "space mail"
A long straight foam cutting knife witg "lil' cutty" carved on it
An Instagram ad for hood hats, A series of flat brim hats with the names of famous "hoods" like South central la or the marcy projects on them. The man selling them is a middle-aged white hipster guy.