Kyle Stewart

@kylestewart.bsky.social

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UX design, research and strategy | accessibility | grocery rescue | board games | metro Detroit | UU

Oliver twist with a bowl, captioned please sir may I have your vote?
Fowler's Toad
Precise ID powered by Experian with question reading "Using your date of birth, please select your astrological sun sign of the zodiac from the following choices." Choices are Capricorn, Gemini, Scorpio, Pisces and None of the above/does not apply.
Missing poster for Christian Bagrow age 32 height 6'1" brown hair and eyes last seen Monday, May 25 at Sawgrass Mills Mall in Sunrise, FL if spotted call Phil Bagrow at 2028940770
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic about how intelligence co-evolved with big butts
Rudy readying his gin soaked genitals for some quid pro quo
Man stands on tiny ice flow in a speedo
Smart features in Google Workspace not letting me turn off Gemini without also turning off showing events from Gmail in Calendar
The Onion satitical ad stating "Experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever."
The Onion satirical ad with an Adobe logo and explosion of color. "Experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever"
Shooter has a phone in his left hand as he holsters his weapon
Shooter fires 2 more rounds into the drivers side window.
Shooter drawing weapon
The shooter is now visible at the car's driver side bumper
Masked government agent(?) pulling on a car's door handle as it begins to back up.
Shooter walks behind a red SUV, followed closely by a person with a phone up, probably filming.
New Radicals - Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too (1998) album cover
Upper Tahquamenon Falls
Article from the print edition of The Onion titled ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
Buffy, Angel and Spike from the late 90s TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Escanaba in da Moonlight movie poster
Trump post "seditious behavior, punishable by death"
Mamdani-style sign saying No Country for Old Men
Mr. Vampire (1985) dir. Ricky Lau produced Sammo Hung
Goose chasing a man screaming what fucking services
Help.me domain for sale only $350k!
Mick Jagger still killing it at 80
Rotten tomoatoes search results - the search is for "stuck" and the first result is "I stuck it in my stepmom" featuring a variety of adult actresses
Ice officer using an unsafe and ineffective side grip while pointing his pistol at unarmed women and children in a car.
A scarecrow wearing a trench coat with a raven head and 2 more sticking out from the front.
Rotten Tomatoes page for Brainstorm staring Christopher Walken, Louise Fletcher and Natalie Wood. 57% score
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point meme
Linocut stamp of the michigan dogman
Text "rule 1. Cardio" over a parking lot where 2 zombies chase a character in movie Zombieland
Mackinac bridge and straits on a windy, partly cloudy day
Yard sign saying Turd Burglar We Scoop Poop with a drawing of a dog with an mask taking a poop.
Johnny Depp and Benecio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Screencaps from movie Transpotting (1995). Ewan McGregor says "1,000 years from now, there'll be no guys and no girls -- just wankers"
A pan of homemade peroigies
2 hit dogs covered in chili, mustard and onion with a vernors and fries in background
Johnny Depp and Benecio del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise Casino & Hotel from back to the future 2.
Google AI Lyrics for Halcyon +On +On by Orbital except the lyrics are from Bo Jovi's 'Shot through the heart'. Just another abomination
An email from target which reads: "Hi Kyle, I am a Store Director with Target, so my job is to identify top talent to join our organization. I recently came across your information and thought you may be interested in a job opportunity at Target.  The role is Small Format Team Member. I encourage you to take a look at the posting below and apply if the position sparks your interest." The postings are for stocking jobs in Ann Arbor, MI
Hide the pain Harold meme stock image in a local activity catalog
Magic the gathering card Suplex referencing Sabin suplexing a ghost train in FFIV
Child playing a retro game on the TV in my living room
Rage against the machine - the battle of Los Angeles album cover 1999
Bender from Futurama saying fine I'll make my own medical journals with measles and brain worms
Calendar entry for may 25 which reads "glorious revolution of May" and "towel day"
'Captain Phillips' look at me 2 panel meme. First panel "look at me, look at me" second panel "Don't put boiling water in your eyes"
"Have you ever heard of fluoridation of water?" says actor Sterling Hayden to actor Peter Sellers in Stanley Kubrick's movie Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb