kylie

@kylie.land

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kylie ⭕ 28 ♀️ NC https://somas.is formerly @kyliesomasis on Twitter

a screenshot of the Slate Truck website, an item listing named '"The Jeffrey" Cooler', a black cooler that goes in the bed of your Slate truck
horse wearing pink lipstick pretty and glamorous passionate about makeup and cosmetics
screenshot that says GREGG TURKINGTON in big text, with Gregg looking into the camera, sitting in a room with a lamp behind him, wearing a custom made orange movie poster t-shirt, and a grey custom made movie hat that reads "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues"
youtube comment from user DiamondXMonster356 from 6 years ago that reads "I always come back when constipated and mikes bass makes it flow free"
screenshot of a proposed emoji depicting an "expressionless face with bruises and bandage"
screenshot that reads: Review 1 of 1 tubulous writes: 4of 5 Stars colorado shows raw phish and how they push the boundries of funk to ska to reggae to thier rolly rifts ...phish puts u in a perfect state of mind and they know exactly how to take a crowd live...and completly blow ur mind away ...there sound is so crisp and soothing...simply....u just cant help to smile and be glad to be alive Jul 7, 2007 00:05:33
a screenshot from Google Messages Web that reads "Sign in with you Google account to stay connected" "QR code pairing is going away soon. To avoid interruption, sign in with your Google Account to pair with Messages for web."
an Instagram post of a woman in running gear putting her hands up to the camera. her hands are visibly slathered in a huge amount of chunky butter. the image is captioned with text that reads "Runners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their Runs—and It's Surprisingly Easy"
the cover of the Grateful Dead album, "Go to Heaven". the six members of the band are dressed entirely in white suits. from left to right: Jerry Garcia (of course), Brent Mydland, Bill Kreutzmann, Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, and Mickey Hart.
the cover of the album a love supreme by john coltrane edited to look like the case art for a Nintendo Wii game
an ad for the Steam Deck that says "YOUR GAMES EVERYWHERE" with a man holding a Steam Deck and playing a video game while stnading with his legs in a swimming pool
a screenshot of the DoorDash website that says "Retail stores delivered: David's Bridal, 16.6 mi • 84 min, $0 delivery fee"
the laptop from that "3 monitors kicks ass" image redrawn in digital art form, with a white background, a segment of a desk with the laptop sitting on it, open, to a screen mostly taken up by a big window that reads "3 monit"
a screenshot of Scrandle (for 2026-02-05) which has all green, 10/10 "peerless scranner", meaning I guessed right every single round
A screenshot from Mr. Show S01E03 that has text against a black background. the first line is red text that says WARNING, and in white text following it, "The following gay porno film has not been altered in any way for television viewing. In fact, if anything, it's been made 'more' gay."
a picture of Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia wearing a black t-shirt with the logo for Phish (the band) on it, also he's wearing a peace sign necklace on
screenshot of a youtube comment from user "grey area love" from nine years ago that reads "Whenever Trey wears a shirt that is two sizes too big you know it is on!!". The comment has 35 likes
a screenshot of Wikipedia, showing a map of the contiguous United States, with the whole thing labeled "Cities in which there is dancing in the street". the cities shown on the map are Los Angeles, Chicago, Detroit (Motor City), New York City, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, D.C., and New Orleans.
a poster laid against a tie-dye background. the poster is a wide rectangle with a blue to white gradient background, a Grateful Dead Steal Your Face logo on the left, the head of skull's lightning bolt superimposed by an Obama sunrise logo. the text above the skull reads "WAVE THAT FLAG" and the text to the right reads "FIRED UP AND READY TO GO!", "DEAD HEADS FOR Obama '08".
screenshot from a tf2 users list of a user on the RED team named hol up whose avatar is one of the guys from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket (I think this character is Joker), and he's yelling
a digital art image, of the fish portrayed in one of the Windows XP icons, with orange/yellow/white/black colors against a blue ocean background
a pepe the frog with his hands up by his face and tears in his eyes with a personal timepiece/clock fading away behind him
a digital watercolor after Bliss, a photograph taken by Charles O'Rear, famously used as the default background for Windows XP
pic of david blaine (not actually david blaine, the guy from the david blaine street magic parody) looking at the camera while one of the guys being made a fool holds up a cheez-it
a picture of my hand holding a copy of the 33⅓ book concerning Phish's album "A Live One", authored by Walter Holland, with a gift card poking out
a screenshot of the "download new window manager scripts" dialog from KDE's system settings application, displaying a script named "kde-trans" with a logo that reads the same
a screenshot of the new york times' website asking me to "Finish setting up my free account", with the "maybe later" link under the "Continue" button changed to read "Not like you care what I think anyway"
screenshot of an email that reads "Dear Kylie, Thank you for expressing interest in the not available. We are pleased that you have chosen to consider [redacted] for your next career move. After careful review of your application materials, we have decided to proceed with other candidates whose skills and experiences best align with this role."
screenshot of a job posting that reads "In the role of Application Owner, you will have the opportunity to: Maintain your personal relationship with Jesus Christ and be an effective witness for Him; Install, configure and maintain applications as assigned."
a screenshot from On Cinema S16E03 of New Heidecker sitting in a hotel room ("The On Cinema ESA [Extended Stay America] Campus"), with unnaturally dark black straight short hair and equally dark eyebrows; he usually has brown/light brown blond hair
a training video screenshot with the kubernetes logo upon a white background. the subtitle reads "but instead of food, it manages applications."
a screenshot of a training video with a few people approaching a bouncer at a nightclub, one of them receiving a wristband. the subtitle reads, "Think of your Linux server as a popular nightclub."
a screenshot showing lyrics from the song Lay Lady Lay by Bob Dylan, reading "Why wait any longer for the world to begin? / You can have your cake and eat it too / Why wait any longer for the one you love? / When he's standing, in front of you"
a music player playing the song You're a Big Girl Now from the album Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan
a screenshot of a badge on a website that reads, "search by Algolia."
a picture of me laying with my dog
screenshot of amazon.com picturing a set of stairs for dogs. atop the second stair step, there is a small widdle puppy with a dress on and long white fur and oh my god i think she even has a little bow on her hair. she's awesome
picture of a big ass television. on it, a frame from the opening to the anime Galaxy Express 999. additionally, the person controlling the TV is turning off motion enhancement.
circle plate with a vegan hot dog and a whole lot of fuckin beans with some dog fragments dotting part of the bean lake
A screenshot of a music player, with a header reading Phish, and a subtitle reading 204 albums, 3944 tracks, 23 days, 2 hours 53 minutes and 6 seconds.
a bunch of CD cases, from left to right: SoGreatandPowerful - S2,The Strokes - First Impressions of Earth, Eric B. & Rakim - Don't Sweat the Technique, Somasis (that's me) - A Most Beautiful Sight, with it's spine label design flipped upside down compared to all other CD cases, DJ Shadow and Q-Bert - Camel Bobsled Race Live Mix, Fatboy Slim - Better Living Through Chemistry, Cave Shine - Silence After the Rain, and The Flashbulb - These Open Fields.