Kylie

@kyliemmason.com

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Freelance book editor based in Sydney, Australia. AuDHD. Working on Bidjigal land. I created a workbook to help writers self-edit their novel: https://kyliemmason.com/after-the-first-draft-workbook/ Also my kid's stan account.

Goose meme asking 'Who's discouraging girls from using parks?'
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting. A white man wearing a tan jacket over a blue checked shirt stands in a meeting, mouth open to speak.
Copilot overview of the definition of 'bargearse' alongside an image of Bandit from Bluey, an anthropomorphised blue and black blue heeler dog, holding a piece of homemade meat lovers pizza.
Neon-coloured poster for the movie Night of the Zoopocalypse. There's a cartoonish baby hippo, wolf and mountain lion. Don't see this movie. It is lazy and cynical and bad.
Kids sitting on a house's roof, with two kids standing and skeet-shooting crockery. The text reads: 'The dishes are done, man.'
Massive, loud, green mulcher outside my car.
A list of songs including: Marryuna - Baker Boy; No Aphrodisiac - The Whitlams; Labour of Love - Frente; Great Southern Land - Icehouse; (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River - TISM; Under the Milky Way - The Church; The Honeymoon is Over - The Cruel Sea; Deeper Water - Deadstar; Can't Get You Out of My Head - Kylie Minogue; ! (The Song Formerly Known As) - Regurgitator
Screenshot of a book cover featuring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton as Cleopatra and Antony with the title CLEOPATRA AND THE UNDOING OF HOLLYWOOD: How One Film Almost Sunk the Studios.
Grey plastic dehydrator with the handwritten label: 'Used once for drying mint (not mushrooms). In great condition.'
Promotional Instagram post for a book called The Mushroom Tapes by Helen Garner, Sarah Krasnostein and Chloe Hooper, which Text are publishing in November 2025.
A slice of delicious homemade pepperoni pizza, despite my kid's suspicions.
Black crocheted tote bag with purple crocheted text that says, 'Read book - punch Nazis'. The bag sits on an orange background.
A copy of the novel Dancing with Bees by Anna Maynard sits on a brown background.
A still from The Simpsons showing a blue-haired man in a tan jacket placing an imaginary crown on the head of a blue-haired woman holding a cigarette in a purple cigarette holder. Beneath the image is Meta AI's suggestions: 'Queen of Harpies' backstory' and 'Queen of Harpies' powers and abilities'.
The beginnings of a crochet project in black yarn with lavender yarn intarsia. There's a ball of lavender yarn and a crochet hook in the shot, which has an orange-tablecloth background.
Portrait of a dark-haired woman in a white dress sitting on a yellow lounge beside a sleeping grey cat beneath the words, 'I want to make it perfectly clear that while I sincerely believe that women can do anything, I personally want to do nothing.'
A book, THE KNITTING CLUB AT WAGTAIL RIDGE by Janet Gover, on a brown background. The book cover features a brown-haired woman smiling at a pair of alpacas standing in a green field in front of yellow hills and a homestead.
A white 1960 FB Holden with black-painted fins.bthe car is all curves and chrome.
The cover of Chicago X: The logo of the band Chicago embossed on a block of (milk?) chocolate, with the silver foil wrapper peeled back. This album featured 'If You Leave Me Now'.
A Facebook post advertising a job for a couple to work as housekeeper and gardener on Islay - 'Whiskey Island' - in Scotland.
The woods at night. Lisa Simpson hanging from a rope held by her brother, Bart, who looks worried. Lisa looks sad and is saying, 'Duh. A challenge I could do.'
A list of songs that goes: 1995 by the Whitlams, 1996 by the Wombats and 1997 by Washington.
A small, glossy, black cat curled up against a pink and orange plaid blanket–clad thigh on a red blanket. The cat's name is Toastie.
A series of bigoted tweets by Susanne Horman, owner of Robinsons Bookshops.
Marge Simpson wearing a cap and nightgown and sitting in bed saying, 'Music is none of my business'.
Mrs Jessica Fletcher, crime fiction author and sleuth extraordinaire. I'll be fine.
Martin Place's very large Christmas tree decorated with what seem to be beach balls.
Cha-Cha DiGregorio comin' to steal your man.
Five whole pains au chocolat and one broken open to show the gooey chocolate innards.
A small child in black t-shirt and shorts hitting an orange golf ball into the worst part of a shark-themed mini golf hole.
Two short crepe myrtle branches obscured by small red-tinged green leaves in front of a window.
A photo of Siri Hustvedt's The Summer Without Men, the cover of which has a woman's red silhouette bisected by the book's title against a vibrant yellow background.
A cake in the image of Minecraft Steve, who has white skin, blue eyes and brown hair. He wears an aqua shirt and royal blue pants, along with a vacant expression on his face.
Sugar cookies iced with Among Us crewmates in various colours with varying degrees of success.