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comics + stupid stuff ★ I make #softiescomic at softies.net and you read it ok? ★ kyssimmee.tumblr.com ★ kyssimmee.com/patreon ★ softies.net ★ http://readmycomic.com ★ my work is sometimes for kids but my social media isn't!

smeallie: yeeeowch! i just #quipped myself in the balls #entrepeneur
drawing of celeste from deadlock doing 67 hands. her tattoos read QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL
Panel 1. Angry guy flips you off. Angry guy: This world is full of dip, shits and goo gahs! Panel 2. Angry guy walks down the street. Angry guy: I want to go where the slick epic memeheads hang out! Panel 3. Angry guy gestures at the town. "But I'm stuck in this two-bit town fulla fuckem'up bonkboys!!" A weird rat looks on. Weird rat: "Oh my god Bro" Panel 4. Weird rat: "I think you're like, a visionary. Can we make out a lot until I die"
Episode 6 "Al and Moo" - Them weird twins' dad is scary at first but then it turns out he's a doughnut guy. Fucking crazy shit, Doug.
Episode 510 - "The Pumpkin Patch" - Doug goes to the pumpkin patch and benghazi happens and Doug thinks its God punishing him for enjoying himself
scrabatha: "every time i genuinely, actually want to do something, society is heck-bent on telling me I'm being a dumb teen" Kay: "you know we're allowed to say 'hell' "
cartoon drawing of Seven from Deadlock
cartoon drawing of Seven from Deadlock
cartoon drawing of pinkie pie staring at a mouse
cartoon drawings of alligators
cartoon drawing of john flansburgh and john linnell
Panel of Sam and Max. Sam is kicking a wooden pallet in an alley. Sam: "Stand back, little buddy. Lest a razor sharp wood shard pierce your balloonish head." Max: "Excuse me?"
cartoon drawing of the Drifter and Paige from Deadlock. The Drifter breathes heavily "HHH" and Paige says "well THAT just happened!"
a handful of cartoon drawings of various nonspecific people
Tweet by Evan Lahti @ELahti. "Pretty nice sale going on for Naruto on Steam, down from its usual price of 184 quadrillion dollars". Screenshot of Steam, showing Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm Bundle on sale for negative $5.61, with a standard price of $184,467,440,737,095,520.00
Cartoon drawing of Graves and Lady Geist from Deadlock showing the viewer their stinky green hands.
sketchbook drawing of Deadlock Celeste. she looks confused. "Tfw no magic surrounds us"
Cartoon of Deadlock Celeste in the shape of Mario 64 Mario. She jumps and says "Into da frey!". She backwards-long-jumps up an infinite staircase and says "Into-in-in-i-i-i-i-i-" etc.
three drawings of kay from the webcomic "softies" in various intense expressions
greta zeiger all dolled up in her fancy red gown like she's hosting the oscars
Cartoon drawing of Silver from Deadlock, drawn so triangularly as to vaguely resemble Taz the Tazmanian Devil
cartoon drawing of Paige Deadlock with a short stumpy stature and a big goofy magic horse head grinning like an idiot behind her
Promo drawing for a stream of an alligator director watching a happy dog on fire. Movie Magic Monday Playing Peter Molyneux's Lionhead Studio's "The Movies" 8pm Eastern US Time twitch.tv/kyssimmee
Screencap from Evangelion of Shinji Ikari experiencing psychic torment in the presence of women
Artists Politely Remind Media Companies that Media Ready To Go Whenever