Laura Abbott

@labbott.name

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For your own safety do not talk to motorman his duties require all of his attention
No a large language model would not destroy a better world
From the AP: Joey Bosa grew up watching “ SpongeBob SquarePants,” and had made a professional living out of terrorizing opposing quarterbacks.
Am I out of touch? No it’s the compiler who is wrong.
How many of you have felt personally victimized by CONFIG_HIGHMEM
Text reads “OH. MY. GOODNESS. Laura! Are you clairvoyant?”
LinkedIn notification about 99 companies increased hiring for software engineers
An air conditioner labeled “DO NOT FORK”
Stand here if you’re sad written in sidewalk chalk
A latched cabinet with an extra piece on it. The latch only needs one.
Email with subject “Celebrate Christmas with SEO Discounts”
Screenshot of npr skeet about plastic, the water bottle looks very phalic and the orange something at the end just looks worse
From what do people do all day, Everyone is a worker. How many workers are there here? One, two, three, four, five, six.
Several bottles of edible kitchen liquid removed from the kitchen cabinet (I forgot to lock it after snack). Not pictured: bottle of vanilla handed to me.
Two banana with toddler teeth marks in them
Veggie ID green bean; strengths
A children’s music CD. The brown bear resembles a uterus and fallopian tubes
A large outdoor air conditioner with a yellow sticker DO NOT FORK
A Dutch oven in the sink with torn magazines floating in water inside
Suggested accounts returned internal server error
A picture from an alphabet book, letter e. The engineer drives the train. The engineer is peak 90s fashion.
Screenshot from Facebook Meta AI suggesting “How does hotdoggin’ world work”
A table with a hole and a label “Please roll umbrella down when your done” the your is misspelled
A yellow piece of paper from a children book that says “peek-a-boo!”
Some misshapen spinach and artichoke pesto pizza on a plate with a knife.
A picture from Cars And Trucks and Things that go of a dog in a hat in a red car. It is labeled a terrible driver.
A screen showing “could not connect” errors
Bike fail meme with the person labeled “VC attempting OSS” , the stick in wheel labeled “Unprofitable business model”
A drawing, probably by a child, of a squirrel with a nut in a tree. There is something that looks like a key among some nuts in a pile. The picture has text “welcome to squirrel”
Picture of two kids with text “Paul and Judy are waving Bye-bye to YOU”
A piece of playground equipment that looks like a steering wheel with a stick shift
A baby crinkle book with a very happy lemon, a mad lime and a grinning strawberry.
LinkedIn notification asking “Is Linux secure? With Canonical”
We have AI to thank for spikes in workplace diversity , from wellfound
A toy fish with multicolored scales on a quilt
Eli Gold from The Good Wife captioned Stop Tweeting
The surprising reason you shouldn’t eat lots of ice cream when it’s hot out
Pictures from Cars and Trucks and things that go “Homer drove his tractor into the pond. That wasn’t very smart Homer” is the text. A yellow tractor is being lifted out of a pond.
The text “your enough” (sic) in chalk
Baby onesie on a baby with a dinosaur on the butt