Lacey Beach 🪨 🏝️

@laceybeach.bsky.social

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Pastafarian, veggie gardener and dedicated cavy slave. Neutral good. Flexterian. No preferred pronouns.

Picture of various trinkets. Fun but useles. But fun.
A white with gray half-transparent guinea pig trying to steal green leaves from a slightly opened backpack. Caption says: "Target acquired. Cloaking device activated."
A white guinea pig with ginger spots lying in a dramatic pose half backwards against my chest with paws kinda in the air and an expression of "I'm a poor little baby piggy". Don't try this with your guinea pig. Only attention hungry guinea pigs will do this pose out of their own free will for sheer attention.
A mostly white guinea pig seen from behind, lounging calmly with her right hindleg stretched out behind her.
This is not a penis. It's a carrot, I swear.
A cute brushy-haired guinea pig lying comfy on a heating pad.
Niffty stands on the 666 News desk, panting and excited after singing her hyper happy optimistic song while others look at her shocked..
From a different perspective. Mostly armbands, crochet thingies and hanging thingies. I tried to arrange them so everything is visible.
Me and my fluffy capybara plushie companions. The little one, "Cavybara", is wearing a braided wristband and the bigger one, "Cutiebara", is wearing a pastafarian "pirate bonefish" sign
Soap bottle with an image of Alastor with the text "Thanks, I hate it"
A minion of the type "mean screen". They look a lot like Vox made an army of mini-me's. This one looks like it may have a face made for radio though with all that static...
Pink, yellow and blue pansexual flag with demisexual triangle flag mixed in. Hope I got this one right. Plz correct me if I'm wrong.
Snowbutt, the mostly white guinea pig, is looking outside the edible house he likes to sleep in. Veggie monster, a black&white guinea pig, is sleeping on top of the house and it looks like it's starting to collapse slooowly...
A box package "hidden" by the door, behind a bamboo broom and some of the surrounded loose leaves heaped on top of it. (Brand hidden because I don't do unpaid product placement.😉)
Curly cucumber loves their mommy plant
Loki, a short haired orange and white guinea pig is taking a shower supported by his human servants' hand and a nice anti-slip towel. He holds his head up to the shower, eyes closed and ears relaxed, to feel the warm water like a gentle rain on his face.
Digital drawing of a huge black cat with bright yellow eyes, sitting on a castle. The surroundings are probably pine trees. It is a moonlit night. The full moon looks like a curled up cat fast asleep surrounded by clouds shaped like running and leaping cats.
A mostly white crested guinea pig sleeping on his human, underneath a comfy tardis-housecoat.
A badly overexposed photo of a black guinea pig, looking through the window opening of a wooden hidey house, half turned into a digital drawing.
A black and white guinea pig seen from the back with both flanks shaved bald and stitched incisions on both sides. Tnx to the meds she is happily eating, though a little groggy. She's in a cosy sick bay with towels, fleece blankets and soft pet beds.
A drawing of a fiery guinea pig with bat wings, flying in front of a ball of fire. The guinea pig looks like they are happily contemplating making a 180 degrees turn.
A snowy landscape with some trees in the back and a very blue sky. A hamster with santa hat and holding up a wrapped package sits a top two full bags loaded onto a green sled. The sled is pulled by two guinea pigs with reindeer antlers. The guinea pig in front is smiling happily while the other one looks ahead stoically. (Watermark: Cavy Train)
(shaky) video of a female guinea pig first chasing her "husboar" for frolicking time, but he hides. Then the other female guinea pig joins in flirting with the first female guinea pig and gets chased. They seem quite happy about it.
Short haired three color guinea pig laying in a fluffy hammock. Photographed in an approximated 20% yawn expression. With his eyes almost closed and mouth slightly open in an awkward way.
Miracle, a black and white "Peruvian" guinea pig wearing a little santa-hat while eating a leaf of basil. She wears her fur at half length here. Peruvians can grow an impractically long fur-coat, so we trimmed her hair regularly. Because of her blind side we gave her an asymmetric bob in front, just because.
Scene from Barbarella (1968) where Jane Fonda stands naked with her arms full of retro-futuristic weapons while she utters "Armed? Like a naked savage?"
A photo-edit of Big Max the dwarf hamster collecting a shiny (crystalline-ish) star somewhere in space.
Two guinea pigs lounging in their cosy guinea pig bedroom with soft beds, plushies and colorful fleece blankets. Snowbutt lies in the front with his eyes half closed. Shredder sits in the back looking a bit alert because of the sudden camera.
Photo of a curled up sleeping guinea pig (with the classic "crescent moon "open eye of vastly sleeping cavies) Caption says: "Cavy.exe stopped unexpectedly. Feed endive to restart program"
Stolas looking at the drawings, but mainly photographs on the walls of Blitz's and Loona's appartement.
"This is some bullshit" - Harry from the series "Resident Alien"
Some imp family appearing in Helluva Boss episode "Master Minds". I find the portraits kinda interesting of a horse, two circus tents and....eh looks like fire or something but I really can't make it out.
Half transparent white and gray "teddy" guinea pig stealing endive from a backpack with the added caption "Target acquired. Cloaking device activated".
Giovanni, the music loving guinea pig, happily singing "It's Nom Or Never".
Sabrina looking surprised at a pile of her hair the size of herself.
The guinea pigs Sabrina and Galaxy in their bedroom part of the habitat with fleece blankets and soft beds.
Kahless the guinea pig smiling while leaning on a cup of water. Photo is unedited except for cropping and tone filters.
Big boy guinea pig Loki sleeping on an agent Guarez (from disney's G-Force) plushie.
An angel on top of a Holiday tree. Except it's a cute tuxedo cat plushie
Wintergarden plan made with felt pens because pencil was too boring. Some guinea pig miniatures are inspecting the plan for nutritional value.
Curious Worf, a beloved guinea pig who lived from 2006 until 2012, who loved to sleep with his teddy bear named Pookie.
A white guinea pig's butt with a lot of loose hair. Hence the name Snowbutt.