Stéphane Lachance

@lachstep.com

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Helping make TV happen. Everything I say is my fault and my fault alone.

A sponsored Reddit Ad from Canadian book chain Indigo for a contest to win a $1000 prize pack if you preorder a new book written by both Mr Beast and James Patterson. The book is called “The Most Dangerous Games” and the ad’s image shows not only the book cover but very serious black-and-white photography of both Misters Patterson and Beast.
A still from Local58’s “Contingency”. It shows the seal of the U.S. Department For The Preservation Of American Dignity above the statement “The 51st State is not a place”
A CBC News push notification asking "Can Washington force Israel to comply with a U.S.-Iranian peace deal it rejects?"
An image depicting a commemorative coin, on one side showing the MLB logo and "Celebrating America's 250th" and the other, the Toronto Blue Jays logo.
A Blue Jays baseball cap. The logo and rim are red. There is a red, white, and blue trim above the rim. There's a large USA 250 logo on the side.
A still of the explosion of a Blue Origin rocket during a test. Over it is the text “Amazon MGM Studios And IO Interactive Presents,” mimicking the opening credits of 007 First Light.
A paper plate. The rim has an American flag pattern. The inside has the text "United States of America 1776-2026."
Madonna, Shakira and BTS are set to co-headline the first ever FIFA World Cup halftime show, the International Federation of Association Football revealed on Wednesday night. Coldplay’s Chris Martin and Elmo announced the news in a teaser trailer for the World Cup halftime show posted at 9 p.m. Together with Ms. Piggy, Kermit and several other familiar faces from the Muppet crew, Martin and Elmo hand-selected BTS, Madonna and Shakira as the co-headliners.
Despite the deaths of three people who had been onboard the ship, and eight other confirmed cases, doctors from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control and the Spanish foreign health service assessed the French woman and dismissed her symptoms as anxiety or stress, Padilla said. “They were not thinking that these symptoms were compatible with hantavirus. Why? Because what she was telling [them] was [that she had] an episode of coughing some days ago that had disappeared, and what she was having at that moment was kind of like stress or anxiety or nervousness. So it was not catalogued [as hantavirus],” Padilla said.
A still from a video, captioned “I visited The MrBeast Studio” by How to Beat. It shows a van of YouTubers. Notably in the back, third row is a smiling and waving Doug Walker. In the front row is a seemingly apprehensive Dan Olson.
The sign outside of an Esso gas station. The indicated price is 84.9 cents per liter.
White text on black, slowly being revealed, stating: Iran will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
A shot of the locker room from Ted Lasso. Where the "Believe" sign would be is a shot of Connor Hellebuyck at the State Of The Union.
Kilmonger from Black Panther when he asks "Is this your king?"
Garfield looking at a "No Garfield" sign
Nathan Fielder from the Nathan For You era.
Jesse Plemons' character from Civil War saying "What kind of American are you?"
Jeffery’s Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s Amazon picks from ‘Lolita’ to Woody Allen
The meme of a man about to be hung to death saying "First time?"
A post on Bluesky by The Times of Israel reads the following : NY Times admits emaciated Gazan boy on front page had ‘pre-existing health problems’. This is followed by a link to a news story.
From the TV show Andor. The evil Imperial, and I use this term loosely, journalist filming from Ghorman with a floating camera.
In a white void, Princess Zelda gives a hand to Tri, a floating yellow spirit.
Nathan Fielder as Captain Sully
A close-up of a screenshot of a clip of Bridgerton, formatted for a TikTok-like vertical interface. The text ‘Nobody Wants This’ is visible at the bottom of the Netflix provided image, in a rather conspicuously fancy font.
A portion of a port in Seattle, as seen via 3D satellite imagery on Google Maps. A number of rows are filled with shipping contains, usually stacked multiple containers tall and deep. To the right are three red-ish cranes on the edge of the water. The equivalent photo in the quoted post shows a barren lot with more or less no containers, next to the same coloured cranes.
A mining base airlock info panel indicating 4 personnel of a maximum capacity of 6.
A screengrab of the kid filming in a Salvadorian factory prison, except the prison factory from the show Andor was poorly photoshopped behind him.
A countdown labeled “Killing Myself” has hit zero but over it is superimposed the text “POSTPONED”.
Naoe is perched on a tree branch overlooking peaks and valleys, dense with trees, with buildings occasionally poking through. Above, an overcast sky is broken up by the glow of the Sun.
Danny Butterman from Hot Fuzz reloading a shotgun and saying Shame.
Nicola Murray from "The Think of It" standing in front of an unfortunately cropped sign saying "I am bent".
The old "Winners Don't Use Drugs" screen from arcades, modified to say "Winners Don't Use DeepSeek. Christopher Wray, Director, FBI"
The 2018 Toronto Mayoral Election comes to mind, when John Tory was up against Jennifer Keesmaat, the former city planner who, in her job, had to justify Tory’s own plans, including spending billions for a single subway stop in Scarborough. Being the Diet version of someone won’t win you much.
A small character navigates through illogical isometric architecture in a screenshot of Monument Valley 3.
A Variety article : Justin Timberlake’s ‘In Time’ and Other New Regency Films to Be Adapted Into Fortnite Games by Snoop Dogg’s Death Row
Blank version of the Drunk Don Draper Pitching Life Cereal meme format.
A Dril tweet : “Issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
A transit shelter ad for Crave. Tagline: Out-of-this-world fantasy shows. Crave: Endlessly Entertaining. An outline of a knight blocks with a shield the fiery breath of a dragon. Said breath looks like the Crave "C" logo . The ad seems to generically advertise HBO's House of The Dragon without saying so.
Former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss or a head of lettuce on a cutting board. Who can tell?
A poster on a window stating "Everyone deserves pizza" with a graphic of a pizza slice with the pride colours spilling from it. The Pride Toronto logo is beneath the slice.
The title screen for the Switch remake of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Michael from Arrested Development looks into a bag labeled "A Miyazaki movie" and says "Well, I don't know what I expected."
A CBC News headline reads "Bon COP, bad COP: Breaking down the UN climate deal"
A screenshot from Google, crediting "Wonderful Christmastime" to Jimmy Fallon, Paul McCartney, and The Roots.
"I would argue that they should get out of everything except news and current affairs.  Get out of entertainment programming, get out children's programming, get out of sports programming as well. There are other people who do that," he said.
The 3D text "David Tennant" floats in front of the gaseous purple and glowing blue time vortex.
A Crime Stoppers ad depicting store shelves locked behind glass doors.
A meme from The Office of Dwight experiencing a jump scare and saying "Fuck".
In the list of Production Companies for the series "Scott Pilgrim Takes Off" on Wikipedia, one of the named companies is "Not Penny's Boat".
A message stating, in all caps, "Reinstall my Chrunchyroll bitch"
My Forza Horizon 5 avatar, in a hat vaguely reminiscent of Oppenheimer's, driving a Barbie-branded pink convertible.
A short CBC News article about Sue Johanson's death, ending with "More to come".