LaDelfa

@ladelfa.bsky.social

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Tone sculptor, housecat wrangler, software overload, cooker/baker/brewer/gardener, degenerate raconteur, and sometimes just a big ole homo. Glendale, California. [he/him] *posting AI ‘art’ gets you blocked*

sichuan noodle salad, with an extremely hot twink boy sitting behind it
an unopened compact disc: "Twelve fleeting yet beautiful variations" by the Japanese band Quruli
white porcelain bowl half full of wonton soup with baby bok choy leaves and thinly sliced carrot and shiitake mushrooms. red chopsticks to one side.
Frociaggine
a frittata kind of thing on a plate, with crispy edges of thinly sliced fried potatoes and char-tipped scallions poking out the top of a layer of egg custard.
a couple chapati on a plate next to a bowl of dal makhani
half an Everything bagel, topped with mashed avocado, sliced tomato, strands of pickled red onion, shaved persian cucumber, chiffonade basil, and sichuan chili crisp oil. there's a spoon next to it, coated with some of the oil
six nicely dressed people walking down a single-lane paved road in the middle of farmland somewhere
photo of professional ribbon dancer with caption above: "This gal's killin it with her CVS receipt"
single earphone of the vintage "crystal radio" variety, with beige twisted cord, monaural mini phone plug
you tiao (a puffy fried Taiwanese crueller) and a bowl of soy milk
two-panel angry goose meme: 1. "relative to what frame of reference?" 2. "what frame of reference, motherfucker?"
framed picture hanging on a wall that depicts a realistic-looking mallard wearing an inflatable pool floatie that is shaped like a yellow cartoon duck with orange polka dots
eight parboiled bagels, coated with various seeds, upside down on the wet burlap surfaces of three bagel boards, ready to be baked
Theodore Olson (1940–2024)
frame from "In The Loop" (2009)
from "Futurama," the on-TV ad for "Bachelor Chow" showing a bowl of brown lumps and the tagline "Now with flavor!"
frame from the movie "Office Space." the character named Michael Bolton complains about the singer of the same name: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
a black cat on the kitchen floor in front of food bowls he has just finished eating out of
two tambouras, or two tanpunas, or one of each, whatever you want at this point I'm too tired to fight about it
Facebook post dated March 24th 2025: "Los Angeles location on sandborne now. Closed. We will keep you updated as soon as we have more information. Thank you for all your love and support."
a moment in the original choreography by Martha Graham for Copland's “Appalachian Spring” (1944)
cartoon of a froggy being held in a person's first and being told "behave" to which froggy replies "no"
a compact disc: the album "Otokonoko Onnanoko" by the Japanese singer Kyon Kyon (Kyōko Koizumi)
the convenience store clerk from "Raising Arizona" saying "Well, no, unless green is scary."