Lain

@lainvhare.bsky.social

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michigan-based queer nonbinary writer of queer romance, silly little guy, tattoo shop receptionist, hockey shit poster (Canes, Rangers, & goalies), Furby enthusiast 🔗 https://instagram.com/lainvhare 🔗 https://instagram.com/garlicfurb

a black furby from the back wearing a tiny jersey with the number 20 on the back. in front of it is a TV showing celebrations after game six of the stanley cup finals
a section of a diorama showing a clay furby that’s not quite one inch tall. it’s surrounded in moss with glowing yellow fairy lights and pieces of bark
a maroon colored 3D printed chain with the Carolina Hurricanes logo attached
a playing card sized junk collage showing a Hurricanes player’s body, an NHL logo, and a little cutout of a pig. the other trash scraps are black, white, and red.
Andrei Svechnikov of the Carolina Hurricanes with the words Pyotr Kochetkov subtitled at the bottom of the image
a train with graffiti reading STANK
a Fozzi Bear plush viewed from the side. his upper half leans slightly forward
Seth Jarvis from the Carolina Hurricanes sitting in sweats and a pair of slides. A subtitle beneath him reads: I like you too.
Pyotr Kochetkov and Alexander Nikishin sitting next to each other on photo day. Nikishin looks like he’s giggling. Pyotr is giving a big fake looking smile.
a flat lay of a DIY furby wearing a NY Sirens jersey. It’s light brown and made of faux fur.
gretel a white and tan boxer pit mix with her head and left front paw resting on a human’s leg. she’s asleep propped up on it while the rest of her is sprawled on a couch
a black cat with yellow eyes and half a missing right ear sitting inside a cardboard box
a black cat with yellow eyes and one slightly bent ear. she is lying on a soft looking purple blanket and resting her cheek against it while looking right at the camera
a black cat with a tiny white patch on its chest and yellow eyes standing on the top step of a staircase beside a food bowl
screencap from i think you should leave that says “let’s slop em up”
a black, gray, and red Furby with a red and white “52” on the belly to match the Carolina Hurricanes jersey
Gretel a boxer pit mix that’s white and fawn. she’s sitting on a couch wearing an e-collar with a yellow beanie on her head
a video of my hand holding a paper Holy Grail with bunny ears poking out the top. when i press on a tab at the bottom, an admission ticket rises from the cup, looking like it’s held by a white bunny. on the ticket it says “admit one to Spamalot”
seth jarvis with a mic at practice saying “pp fun”
Skates from the Chicago Wolves as a beanie plushie
Carolina Hurricanes with 4 goals and 20 shots on goal at 4:20 in the 2nd period while playing the Wild
a 98 McFurby that’s been painted to look like Garfield the cat with added whiskers
a white banded watch that has had the face taken out and replaced by a vintage matchbook cover with a rose illustration and a tiny ethically sourced animal bone
Steve Buscemi in a 30 Rock episode dressed as a skating teen and captioned as saying: how do you do, fellow kids?
logan stankoven with rolling luggage. it is large. he is small.
a 1998 McFurby toy that has been custom painted to look like Billy the puppet / Jigsaw from Saw. there is a photo filter that makes it look like the photo is from a VHS tape.
on a pale green background is a digital painting of a garlic bulb that has a Furby face on it. the furby also has pale green eyes and there are little swoopy accent designs around the garlicfurb in green, pink, and orange.
a 98 happy meal furby painted brown with a tan stomach, feet, and around the eyes
a 1998 happy meal furby sitting in a hollow of a tree. it’s been customized and painted different shades of green, it wears a clay toadstool on its head with some moss sprouting from it. his eyes are black and his beak has been painted red and dotted white to look like a toadstool.
Carina Adores submission guidelines with a bullet point highlighted. The bullet point reads: Have a word count of 75,000 and higher
a pog with a light blue background. on top of the background are the words “ice queen” in a sports jersey kind of font in purple with a green drop shadow. in front of those words is Betty Boop wearing a purple and green cat suit jersey kind of thing and she is holding a hockey stick that has an action mark showing it made contact with something. the something is her dog which is also the puck and it’s in midair.
Spencer from Very Important People (Dropout TV) as a customized 1998 Happy Meal Furby. it’s labeled “Spencer - Just a Baby” like the intro screen from the show
a black furby customized with white and red eyelashes, Carolina Hurricanes logos for eyes, and a black Canes jersey on with an embroidered warning flag
a sign in front of a bowl of candy, the sign shows the buff bunny meme with the caption “you wouldn’t steal a car. you would don’t steal candy from a baby. eating this candy IS stealing from your client.” this used the font that looks like the anti piracy commercial font. the little bunny in the meme is labeled “your client” and had spirals for eyes
a 1998 Furby that’s been customized to look like Aury from Lily Mayne’s “The Rycke” book. He has green hued black fur, wears a black coat, has gray face, and talons on his toes. Greenish black wings rise up from his back. he sits in a dingy stairwell
ITYSL screenshot of Tim Robinson saying “i don’t want anyone to have the worst day at their job…”
a Saginaw Spirit Vincent Trochek bobble head box showing the bobble head on one side and a photo of Trochek on the ice in his Spirit jersey on the other visible side
a 1998 Furby drawn in procreate. it is smoking a fat donk and the eyes look like he’s a bit faded. he is tan and brown.
four watches that have been turned into shadow boxes. inside each are bones, flowers, and fossils
a happy meal furby that’s been custom painted brown with black eyes and green feet. it is covered in moss and mushrooms and there are two snails hanging out on one mushroom and on the Furby’s left foot.
Worm, a dilute tortoise shell, caught with her tongue out as she licks her paw pad.
an etsy search page showing five Carolina Hurricanes themed stickers. in the middle of all of them is a sparkly blue and pink sticker that says “faggot.”
a screenshot of a tweet by TamiDaBushPilot. it originally says “watching the Joker…(under breath)…i could fix him” but this has been edited to say “watching an NHL player answer who’s your favorite musician? (under breath)… i could fix him”
quoted text: Maggie had sent the last photo of his own post, the one of Ryan's hands, to their DMs with a question, "what in the Taylor Swift's 'Our Song' is this???" Ugh. He left her on read and got out of the truck.
screenshot of a weather app showing sunny weather for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday with a 94 degree high on Sun/Mon and 91 for Tuesday
a bee sitting on the back of Lain’s hand
an announcement for a birthday giveaway. the background is blue with pastel confetti print. an e-reader wearing a pink party hat shows the cover of That’s the Christmas Spirit by Lain V. Hare. It shows the characters, Chris a bearded man in his 30s, and Max a blond man in his 20s on the cover. A rainbow and a birthday cake graphic are at the bottom corners of the announcement.
the office meme with Pam saying “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. … They’re the same picture.” the two pictures are the campbell soup boy mascot and the Carolina Hurricanes Eric Robinson
Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly standing in front of a wall of papers with notes written on them and lines connecting them, and he’s mid-speech saying the name “Carol”
The poetry book “It’s all too much i’m ready to become a canada goose” with a canada goose wearing a wizard-type hat in the pink cover. It’s propped against a brick wall and beside it is a 1998 Happy Meal Furby that has been painted to look like a Canada goose. it has a polymer clay beak added, and it wears a hat that looks like the one on the book cover.
Worm a dilute tortie lying on a long, brown sheet of paper on top of tan carpet
a courage the cowardly dog plushy with the words “Qute Dog” in pink as a caption above his head
a series 7 McDonald’s happy meal furby from 1998. it has been painted black, white, cream, and brown to look like a Canada goose. this is a front view.
logan stankoven’s face over the portlandia “i’m a little guy” sketch with that as the caption
Worm a dilute tortie with her head on my arm. Gretel the white & tan boxer/pit mix is on the other side of my arm with her head resting on my hand.
Worm, a dilute tortie, lying on a windowsill. she looks a lil chunky, alert, and cute
pyotr kochetkov and Alexey melnichuk each holding two “peace” fingers tip to tip
a black t-shirt with a dragon graphic on the front. the dragon is purple and yellow and is breathing a pink/purple flame and it looks very badass
the lotus/do the right thing meme with auston matthews in the center and it says “do the right thing auston kill matthew tkachuk and you will be reincarnated with a full head of hair”
a want furby missing its eyelashes being held in a hand next to a cassette that says Coca Cola r&b sampler over a bottle of coke background