Zygy

@lairofskiltaire.net

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👽🦡⚡🦦🪐🦨🛸 I'm from outta town (I simply do not exist in non-18+ spaces and do not know which specific warnings should be up here, but there certainly should be some)

A vigilant, unblinking seagull eyes you warily, ready to warn and protect its charge: a goose mid-relaxation
'columbi egg' famous swedish painting. Well-dressed dude points at a egg while all his well-dressed friends lose their minds like someone just died in a rap battle
A Magic card with a lot of COMPLEX RULES BLERG but more importantly is some kinda pine marten (i think? maybe a mink with cool countershading on the tummy) spilling paint on itself, doing a painting on a wee bent-copper-wire easel, wearing a smock full of artist supplies. ALSO A BERET
screenshot of a fan wiki IN LIGHT MODE UUUUUGH Pencil drawing of a wool-lined hood with cat ears sewn on top Title: Cat-Ear Hood Intro quote: "Sewn of white mage's thread; it is possible to make one of these hats without the ears, but no one with any sense at all would consider wearing it." Attributed to: Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift Article: The Cat-Ear Hood (Nekomimi Foudo), also known as the Cat-Hood, is a recurring piece of equipment in the Final Fantasy series. It is a white hood with cat ears worn by White Mages and similar job classes, such as the Seer. While it is occasionally a piece of equipment, most times it is part of a job's design shown in artwork or sprites.
A compact list of Steam games all about otters: • WordScoop With Gelato the Otter • Zombies Ate My Femboy • Puzzles In Otter Space • The Otter Ways • OtterQuest • Space Otter Charlie • The Lost Legends of Redwall: Escape the Gloom.. something • Another Otter
The corner of the Teams chat UI, with mostly intuitive buttons and one inclusion that nobody was clamoring for
screenshot of a video game where a pet store owner says "Ah, so you are STRONGO-san?" in Japanese
a frankly insane image but the gist is: ferret video game running in a Game Boy Color emulatron
A grungy poster of a hand reaching up, drawn simply and straining with effort, with a lambda medallion on its palm (possibly a tattoo or a burn). The word "born." is written in large, simple, lower-case letters below.
A Nintendo-Mii-esque Ray-Man-esque furry that looks like someone tweaked options long enough for you to be able to tell they were trying to make a Skiltaire, if you open your mind a bit.
Advert for Cartoon / Fantasy Organisation of New York, featuring some times and dates as well as a large picture of Astro Boy and a small picture of Anima, a sort of pixie-Skiltaire cross, manning what looks like an 8mm projector.
Screenshot of Project Gorgon (kinda EverQuest 1 graphics) of an INNOCENT FOX just standing there, dejected, while a blue-skinned shirtless humanoid saunters away. The humanoid has a speech bubble saying, "Ugh. Talking animals. Can my day get any worse?"
Subtitle text: APRILET, an art challenge suggestion list and erotic lunar calendar made up on the spot by Zygy, license [sic] free for yinglets (For all others: one billion zenni per day or thirty gil for the month Calendar helpfully starts on Tuesday Calendar text: 1: Yingle Jesters Day (many bells) 2: Two-point Yinglet Perspective 3: Macro yinglet five feet tall 4: Four-sided timecube 5: Yinglets and Dragons 5e Day (character with too many belts) 6: Macro yinglet six feet tall 7: Guide Day, follow your favourite art guide (link it, too) 8: Ate clam (clam) 9: Happy Birthday, wear a silly hat 10: CONTOUR DAY, I can recognise any yinglet just by their outline 11: Educational Yinglet Facts Day 12: First Yinglet in space, 1961 13: Scrawny Musclefur Day; Yinglets welcome (ps anatomy) 14: Wizards and Orbs Day, 1945 15: The Virtuvian Yinglet, 1452 16: Emmet Yinglet's Jug Band Day 17: Passing Of The Crown Ceremony (Royal Yinglets Day?????) 18: Action and Movement (and yinglets) 19: The Yinglet At Smidgen's End published, 2011 20: Done Ate Too Much Poisonous Plants 21: Traditional Yinglet Paints Day (all pigment; v. messy) 22: Chiaroscuro Samural Memorial Day (well-shaded, armoured yinglets) 23: Dragon Slayer Day??? 24: Vehical Day (observed) 25: Three-Dinglet Day (a *drawing* of a 3D model is acceptable) 26: Valsalia-Who-Is-Still-Alive Memorial Day 27: Nudist Fashion Day 28: Wait, Yinglets Wear Clothes Day 29: Motto Day, Calligraphy On Swirly Ribbon in Zhe Yinglish 30: You Only Need Two Frames To Animate A Yinglet Day
A little pedant clay bottle with a cork stopper and a paw print on it. Listing title has been courageously edited to say "TFTG Potion (Works) (Updated) (Latest) ..."
A Magic: th Gathering card with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles playing a game of Magic in the art. Not familiar with the iteration, but Raph's mask covers his whole scalp, Don has cutting goggles on his forehead, and Mike has a shoulder strap. There's also a yellow-masked turtle in a white gi and a wee marshmallow-looking fellow playing a game of Magic against Michelangelo. Card title: Lessons from Life. Two, Green, Blue. Sorcery, uncommon (set symbol is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle head) Rules text: Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. Flavour text: "Everyone's got their own strengths, Lita. You never know what cards they might play. Instead, focus on what you know and never doubt your choices." --Michelangelo Art by Kevin Sidharta
An "animated" doodle of a skiltaire that's clearly just a bunch of old animation tricks to give the illusion of a noodle dance. It's sitting in a saucer UFO type craft and little copies of it flutter past in the background
Cartoon frogs screaming by opening their mouths unreasonably tall (easily twenty times their width high, of mouth). There are many of them entangled in what appears to be a nightmare Dr Seuss had once.
1924 painting by Nild von Dardel, "Columbus' Egg". A VERY sassy, well-dressed man points down at a egg standing up on a table. Equally dapper, older gentlemen around him lose their minds like he just destroyed someone in a rap battle. Hands in the air, foreheads being slapped, the works.
A Twitsor post saying "Found a nude photo online" with a response by Neil Cicierega saying "report it" with a link to police dot com
Skiltaire (mustelid with antennae) holding up a jack-o-lantern with matching "little green men" style antennae. Signed and dated Oct 16, 1979. Text from the opposite page is lightly visible through the paper.
Stuffy judges holding up VERY GOOD MARKS (Monty Python Silly Job Interview)
Surprised white-'n'-grey space ferret
map of PAW TUCK AWAY State Park
Kirby Dream Land 3 with one file at 97% when I thought it'd be 100%
PROBE PERSONNEL PROGRAMMED BY SKUNK
"Hounds and Jackals" board with fancy wrought curved wood, but falling apart a bit from age. The pegs are unreasonably long and end in carved doggy heads. Many pegs like this, some kinda tilted a bit
A chat window. Message sent: "Ivo Attauzh is still alive." Message received: A gif of Toby Maguire saying "I missed the part where that's my problem" from Spider-Man 2
The Blue Boat, so named in Swedish: Blå Båten
Screenshot of an online dictionary saying: queer adjective (pronunciation guide for Swedish) neuter: queert plural: queera som har att göra med sexuell identitet och kritisk analys av sexuella normer queer queer teori
"Gigantamax Meowth" [sic] which looks suspiciously like a Meowth Longcat but with glowing blank eyes and a cool kanji on its head-coin AND SKILTAIRE WHISKERS?????
A very sloppy vector-brush storyboard doodle of a furry face happily shouting, "HEJ ALLIHOPA! LÄR MIG LITE SVENSKA IDAG, ÄR DU SNÄLL!!"
A Disney's Gargoyle with his bat wings clipped together by the "thumbs" to make it look like a sweet Dracula cape.
A lone sea gull stands vigilant against the rising tide
An art gallery site UI with Syk leaning against a mighty pumpkin while clad in a purple sweater. Piece was rated 4.99/5 because while talented, the people of NewGrounds can never accept a mustelid as one of their own.
A 'zine page that's mostly a review of The Contest of Familiars. Article reads: «The Contest of Familiars is the story of Shadow, a gentle-souled weasel who finds himself captured by magic and forced by a witch to participate in the 'Familiar of the Year' contest. A familiar being, of course, the pet/servant of a witch. The hag in question here has decided that cats, owls, toads etc. are too common and hopes to get an edge with an exotic familiar. Shadow wants no part of it but has no choice, the alternative being that he gets turned into a stone ornament. Shadow is entered as 'Nimrod', which upsets him, but he had to endure plenty of other indignities and, worse yet, the contest is judged and set up along nasty lines. Events include a screeching contest and a combat event. Shadow uses his brain more than his brawn and the entire story is ingenious with unexpected twists and turns and just when you think it's over, it isn't. A thoroughly good read. "Contest" originally appeared, as installments, in Rowrbrazzle, the funny animal APA. Tracy Horton [time sic] is an animator and brings a slightly Disney-esque style to this. A highly enjoyable story. Recommended. (Shadow also appears in Bestiary #3, reviewed elsewhere). Five stars. RR. B&W digest-size comic. 24 pgs. By/available from: Tracy [address removed with incredible archival photoshop skills] $.75 + 2 stamps or $1.25» Most of the visual space is taken up by a cute drawing of Shadow the weasel, holding the chain attached to his collar, standing a bit awkwardly while saying "A funny thing happened to me on the way here tonight..." Page also has some Karno's Klassics covers attributed to Kjartan Arnorsson
Joven, an honest-to-god dudebro who wears a leather fingerless gauntlets and a matching vest, with eye make-up that makes him look 50% Ancient Egyptian and 50% the drummer from System of a Down
A Magic: the Gathering card called Repopulate, featuring a nice colored pencil (?) illustration of three ferrets, and if they aren't ferrets there's going to be a reply to this calling me out. Relevant text to the side reads "Did you know? Joven's Ferrets is the only card with the Ferrets creature type. However, ferrets can be seen on Repopulate's art."
A Magic: the Gathering card named Joven's Ferrets with some extra Scryfall stats around it. The card is green with art of three ferrets and a few smaller critters hanging out on a low stone fence with an adobe village in the background. Text reads "Joven's Ferrets - Green - Creature Ferrets - Whenever Joven's Ferrets attacks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn. At end of combat, tap all creatures that blocked Joven's Ferrets this turn. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step." The card is laid out in a vintage aesthetic but with some changes for readability, as well as the Ferret subtype, due to this being the 2008 reprint from Masters Edition 2.
A diagram labelled "WSL" for a Werewolf Signing Language. Features an upheld paw marked "one" and a sideways paw marked "zero". Art style very impressive and good and cool, this looks like a Zygy original. Pixels on LCD, 2025, $300.
Text links on the left that say "Ferrets: You can't live without them!" in English and Swedish. Little button image link on the right with a wee masked ferret with the text "Ferrets. Can you live without them?" Additional text saying this page was last updated in April of 2000