Lambda the Freaky

@lambdathefreaky.bsky.social

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🔞NSFW🔞 account of @lambdathecirrofen.bsky.social They/Them, 20, Sheep ΘΔ, I am Evil Lambda. I love goats and sheep and whimsical creatures. I create delicious art. No GenAI

Like look at this shit. I could go on for so long about something random in the alt text and if they never checked it then they wouldn't know. Ok so here is Lambda lore. Lambda is a creature known as a Cirrofen. They are mythical creatures that are made of water, and essentially living clouds with power over weather, air, and water, and can shift their bodies at will to any functional form since their are water vapor. They can live as long as they have access to water, making them immortal by proxy. Pretty cool, right? They don't sexually reproduce, but do have sex by shifting their bodies to have genitals or anything else they want to use as erogenous parts. I like to keep Lambda's lore mostly minimal because they are a representation of me and are designed to fit into any setting or scenario I want to write about or draw, and their ability to shapeshift means I can write about them doing essentially anything within that scope. They are very hard to kill because the only way to kill a Cirrofen is to deprive them of water for long enough, and since they can fit into anything by taking a mist form, the only way to trap them is to put them in an airtight space with no water for long enough. That's where the Lambda Containment Unit comes in. Lambda (me) is kind of a little freak, so they designed a suit that compresses them down into a short stature, inflated by them because they are a cloud. In the suit, they are a fucktoy, and they trust another cirrofen named Antiqua to supervise them while they are having their fun, and to make sure they don't get trapped in it, since theyre is basically no way out for them, they are just a bumbling plump rubber sheep with a tube from one end to the other to be fucked~. I could go on for 246 more characters, but I think I have proved my point.