Jeff Lamberty

@lamberty.bsky.social

544 Followers 1800 Following

Just a guy in West Central Minnesota. University of Minnesota Morris alumni relations officer. He/Him.

Photo of a black F1b golden doodle resting on a blanket on a couch.
Large carton of dry au gratin potatoes, with compelling text “BASIC AMERICAN FOODS” and “FOODS PEOPLE LOVE” printed on it. Grey image of a hand holding a slotted spoon triumphantly. It has been marked down to $9.
Caramel roll visible in a tree. What is that doing there?
Two pans of stuffed peppers, red orange and yellow, topped with cheese.
Picture of the underside of the USS Voyager withe fake episode title “A Kes Episode” in the upper left quadrant.
The underside of the USS Voyager, with fake episode title “A Kes Episode” in the upper left.
The skeet I’m quote skeeting, with a King of the Hill screenshot of Hank, Boomhauer, Dale, Bill, Bobby, and Ladybird in the alley directly below it.
Two skeets back to back in my feed: FROVO @frovo.bsky.social • 26m Joined Apr '23 ME: trump keeps obfuscating the truth WIFE: i see you learned a new word ME: i obfuscately did WIFE: ME: what are we obfuscating for dinner And then: jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social • 12m Joined Apr '23 listen up leftoid, words change meaning over time. it's just a coincidence that the meaning of this word changed the moment i decided to say it
Screenshot of Dave’s skeet on Snopes identifying him as ‘(Bluesky user Dave Weigel)’
Simavente, elvis crespo
Never be the same, by (squinting) corerr caballos
There’s a section in the Doobie Brothers’ wikipedia entry describing the band’s relationship to Moby Grape, and “an aborted grape reunion “.
Can of Waterloo brand spiced mango sorbet sparkling water. The missed warning sign “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” is clearly visible.
Chick tract page with Jesus givin’ a kick-ass doctrine.
Spotify wrapped listening age: 69. Nice.
Yet another photo of the dog
Photo of a small black golden doodle enjoying some skritches.
Old Dutch holiday stuffing-flavored Rip-L chips. The triple pack. The good stuff.
Old Dutch Rip-L chips holiday stuffing triple pack.
Image of the Great Seal of Minnesota. A loon upright in a body of water, with grasses on the left, pine trees on the right, and north star immediately right. “Mni Sota Makoce” printed above this.
A submitted miracle for canonization purposes: “My cousins lost their dog and I prayed to Carlo Acutis so they might find it, and they did.”
Photo of a thermally shattered pyrex baking pan
Photo of a 49 year old book, “computer power and human reason” by Joseph Weizenbaum.
A bottle of Valentina Black Label hot sauce.
Video of thunderstorm on a small town street. Water flowing from a downspout into a saturated lawn.
Two small dogs hanging out in a basement.
Mothers of River City! Heed that warning before it's too late! Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption! The minute your son leaves the house Does he re-buckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Black curly haired dog stretched out on her side, asleep on a bed, oblivious to the world.
Album art of The Modern Lovers eponymous album.
White/grey elderly shi tzu in an orange dog bed. She’s judging you.
Screen shot of my score, which is 100%.
A copy of The Night Manager by le Carré and Moby Dick by some guy.
Two smaller dogs looking out a window. The older shih tzu is on two legs leaning on an ottoman. The younger black golden doodle is on two legs, with front legs on the back of the older dog.
Fill face shot of a black mini golden doodle
Celebratory image naming me user #409,577
Screen grab of text from the wikipedia entry of manhunter (film) , talking about cinematography and use of color.
Photo of a reflection of a middle aged man in a window, with light flares on his eyeglass lenses.
Small black dog getting food out of a slow bobber-type feeder.
Elderly shih tzu in an orange dog bed labeled “Majestic Pet”.
Image of. “Walking taco” Doritos bag.
Old ad for lab device that reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds.
Close up of an older Shih Tzu dog in an orange dog bed. Label on dog bed is “Majestic Pet “.