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Twitch affiliate. Captain Sammy Sharkbait on Onx RP. Twitch.tv/lambpage

A shoeless pirate hiding in a chain link pen while a mountain lion lurks outside. The cat learns how to open the door the pirate did not learn how to hold shut and takes him down after a rather pathetic attempt at defence. All of this occurred on the GTA RP server Onx.gg
A pirate with wild red hair, a dirty white shirt and brown pants is dancing on the roof of a store. He holds a harpoon in one hand and has a hook for his other hand. A sheriff, Harold to be precise, looks on from below.
Photo of the ugliest jeep-truck Mojave edition. It’s white with blue rims, and a blue and red stripe along the bottom side that says 1941 for reasons that I don’t care to look up. It’s gross and gaudy and exactly the car a homeless pirate would drive around in to feel cool
A pirate on an atv driving and talking about a crevice cleaner but he pronounces it crevasse
A pirate with tattered clothes and a hook for a hand relaxing on a couch he has setup in a greenhouse of a police detachment. On GTARP in the onx.gg server
A clip from GTA Roleplay on the Onx.gg server. A pirate is fleeing from the police in a stolen tow truck and ramps off a highway ramp, getting ejected in the process. He gets up to realize that 3 police cars are tumbling behind him, causing him to quickly flop down to the ground in order to avoid getting flattened. A police officer tried to handcuff him but he breaks cuffs, allowing him to flee
Photo of Everlast’s Eat at Whitey’s album but photoshopped with a picture of a pirate from GTA RP riding a motorcycle with a rat lounging on the front. He’s also holding a horribly made latte
Picture of a pirate, Sammy Sharkbait, in the Onx.gg server in GTARP. he is dressed in an ugly red christmas sweater and a tree themed hat and holding a hatchet. Behind him are logs blocking the entrance to a police station. he has a poorly drawn beaver teeth and a tail which were done in MS Paint.
The new Pretty Reckless Christmas album. It’s arrived nice an early to build up the Christmas hype.
A 6’ tall Christmas tree setup with gold garland, ornaments lights.
Captain Sharkbait bullied by two cops pushing his cop car away. He retaliates by attacking their car with a crowbar and runs away after punching a cop. A flashback shows another cop admitting to shooting out both of Sammy’s tires earlier.
A pirate with red dreads, a dirty white shirt, hook hand and no shoes talking to a cop through a window. The pirate, Sammy sharkbait, is refusing to leave and the cop is threatening him. He leaves on a quad after tear gas is deployed. He will be back. The cops expect this. This is the life of grapeseed’s #4 criminal.
Obligatory selfie with garden beds in background
Captain Sharkbait in GTAV Roleplay on onx.gg trying to launch a stolen vehicle off the back of a tow truck off an elevated highway. This fails and results in an explosion that takes out sharkbait
A combo pack box of 40 giant freezies by Crush and Kisko in 7 different flavours because I am a fool.
An automated text advising that Purolator can’t deliver an item due to an incorrect address, asking to click a link. However the sender is bevis19970819@69357471.appleaccount.com
A top down shot of the front garden area of a house. The dirt is still damp from recent rain and there are clear deer tracks walking across it
booking photo of a pirate with wild red hair, a white shirt, brass hook holding a booking placard that reads Jailed Sammy Sharkbait 2025-03-24 8:23:17pm sentenced to 255 months in jail
A sad looking pirate in a booking photo holding a jail card that reads 131 months
A pirate with wild red hair, a hook and no shoes is offered a ride in a police car. He then jumps out of the moving vehicle after learning he’s going to jail.
A pirate running from the chief of police and other cops in GTA Roleplay. He throws a plastic cup to cause the local cars to drive and run over the police but gets run over himself
2 pirates flanking a handcuffed police officer in a navy outfit made up of short shorts, a white tank top and a navy hat
Video of gameplay in gta roleplay of Captain Sharkbait, a pirate in a dune buggy trying to get medical treatment at a hospital and being repeatedly blocked by police.
Video of a shoeless pirate with wild red hair running from the police in city streets. He singles out an old cop as he has a rivalry with him and the old man tackles him. A game glitch sends the pirate careening through the world, ending up uncuffed and in the sewer tunnels below.
Game clip from GTAV Roleplay server Onx of a pirate, Sammy Sharkbait, trying to escape from two police officers by stealing a bicycle. This devolves into the police tazing Sammy, Sammy punching one and getting tazed until he can’t move.
Poorly done drawing in ms paint showing a pirate (captain Sammy Sharkbait) with crazy red hair, a hook hand, pants and a shirt standing on a small tropical island with a shark in the water about to eat the pirates severed hand. There is an arrow pointing to the pirate with text saying “Sammy stinkee sharkbait”
Two pirates in a speed boat ramping out of the ocean towards a flying police helicopter
A pirate with wild red hair and an eyepatch is handcuffed in the back of a police car while being transported by two police. One is a lady wearing an army helmet with blonde hair looking back angrily
A pirate standing on a roof overlooking a harbour. he has wild red hair, an eye patch, dirty white shirt, a hook for a hand with brown pants and no shoes.
A pirate with wild red dreadlocks, an eyepatch, brass hook for a hand driving a 3 wheeled “meter maid” type police vehicle along a desert highway
A pirate, Sammy Sharkbait, with wild red dreds, wearing a dirty white shirt and brown capris pants stands barefoot atop a wooden plank set on top of a building surrounded by desert terrain
in game screenshot of Captain Sammy Sharkbait resting by a fire with a makeshift cabin behind him.