Hillary

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If you keep watching I might do something cool. She/They Space stuff, CFB stuff, motorsport stuff, other assorted unhinged content.

The 4th Amendment “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”
A fox in the Western Desert escaped to Libya and the Libyans asked, 'Why do you come here?' The fox said, 'Because in Egypt they arrest camels.' The Libyans said, 'But you are not a camel.' The fox then said, 'Of course not, but try telling that to the police!' A little ancient Egyptian statue was found, but no one could find out anything about it. They summoned experts from abroad, and still they couldn't find out a single thing about it. The secret police heard about the statue, and they said, 'Give it to us for twenty-four hours' 'Twenty-four hours! What can you do in twenty four hours?' 'None of your business. Just give it to us.' They took it, and before the day was over, they came back with it and said, 'This is King So-and-so, son of So-and-so; he ruled at such and such a time and place, and ..., and ..., and!' They told them everything. 'How did you find all that out? Did you locate his tomb?' 'No sir! He confessed!'27 The first joke has an impressively long history, both in Egypt and abroad. Different versions of the joke have been documented in communist Eastern Europe, Nazi Germany, Czarist Russia, and in 12th and 13th century Iranian sources.
Crew Dragon capsule atop a Falcon 9 rocket on the launch pad at Kennedy Space Center during daytime. Captioned with "Give that capsule uppies. Capsules love uppies."