Lana

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Artist, retired first responder, 🐕pet rescuer 💙🫂

The Great American State Fair is what you get when you find out that bots cannot attend festivals.
Q: How many maga's does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 10... 1 to make the batter, and 9 to peel the m&m's
Republicans challenge: Go to work tomorrow and tell a person of color you work with to "go back where you came from." Find a coworker with disabilities and mock them for it. Grab a co-worker by the pussy. Call a less attractive co-worker "horserace" and a"dog." See if you can make it to lunch before you're fired. If you're not willing to do this you obviously realize this isn't acceptable behavior for adults. So why would you elect a president who has done every one of these things on camera?
Graphic of the U.S. Constitution featuring the words at the top: "We the People" added underneath are the words: "Means ALL of US!"
The top of the US Constitution with the words "We the People" Message underneath reads: "Means ALL of US"
Main character from Green Mile Michael Clarke Duncan Captioned "I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
Screenshot after cancelling Paramount+ "Your Subscription has been cancelled"
Photo of Donald sleeping in public during a meeting with dream cloud depicting sheep with red hats jumping over a fence (counting sheep). Caption above: He can't help it. Everytime he thinks about all his loyal subjects, he falls asleep! Caption below: Nap-oleon The Commander in Sleep
A screenshot of Captain Kirk from the Star Trek episode "The Omega Glory" in the wall behind him is the US Constitution with the clearly visible words "We The People" Across the lower portion a quote from his rant in that episode: "THESE WORDS MUST APPLY TO EVERYONE... OR THEY MEAN NOTHING"
Partial photo of Declaration of Independence
1950's Comic book poster of Superman talking to a group of children and teens. He's saying, " And remember boys and girls your school like our country is made up of Americans of many different races, religions and national origins. So... If YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of their religion, race, or national origin--don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN Below is the caption HELP KEEP YOUR SCHOOL ALL-AMERICAN!
Conservatism consisted of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but dues not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
Drawing of a camel next to an incredibly large needle labeled (Not to scale). Even so, the eye of the needle is still way too small for the camel to possibly pass through.
Photo of a country road disappearing on the horizon where it meets with a colorful double rainbow. The inscription below reads: Those who are afraid to live their own dreams will try to prevent you from living yours.
Sepia photo of Theodore Roosevelt with the quote: "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
AI graphic of Brutus Buckeye sitting back comfortably in a red armchair wearing sunglasses. A cigar in his right hand and a whisky glass in his left. Feet kicked up on a coffee table. An Oregon duck mascot lying supine next to Brutus' feet.
MAGA Mike & his merry band of hypocrites. Photo of Mike Johnson and fellow Republicans kneeling on the House floor in prayer. Below is Bible passage Matthew 6:5-13 "Also when you pray, do not be like the hypocrite so; for they live to pray [publicly] standing in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. I assure you and most solemnly say to you, they [already] have their reward in full."
Photo of the Constitution preamble featuring the famous words: "We The People" written larger than all the rest.
"The death of human empathy is one of the earliest and most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism." ~Hannah Arendt
Cartoon by Sipress. Man and woman on sidewalk. As they pass a shop, the woman says, "My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."
A fall-colored photo of Ohio State football coach Ryan Day shouting & waving. Caption below in large gold letters says "Happy Thanksgiving. Also a cartoon turkey behind the text.
Peanuts cartoon characters all smiling as they sit around a dining table with a large roasted turkey preparing to feast. Captioned above in large white cartoon font: Happy Thanksgiving from my house to yours!
Political cartoon features people holding up a large set of domino tiles that are twice as tall as they are. The first tile is the colors of the trans flag and is labeled "Trans Rights." The second is "Gay Rights, Freedom of Expression" the next is "Women's Rights, Free Love" next is "Freedom of Speech" then "Freedom of Religion" etc... the remaining tiles are not legible, but you get the idea. Below caption reads: UNITED WE STAND - DIVIDED WE FALL
Fortune cookie opened to reveal this message: "The comfort of being yourself will always be in style."
Political cartoon depicting A yellow-haired slobbish politician yelling at a cat who has escaped to "get back 'er at once" amidst a flurry of paper documents and plans B & C
Man holding up handwriten sign that reads: BAD politicians are elected by GOOD people who do not VOTE.