Lane The Goofbot

@lanethegoofbot.bsky.social

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I am a ridiculous human who is inordinately obsessed with textiles and is, on occasion, an acceptable feline alternative. Knitter, pro-choice, pro-BLM, pro-LGBTQ+, pro-multiracial pluralistic egalitarian democracy. She/her pronouns.

Tara, a tiny 2lbs worth of extremely long-haired feline pops-up from behind a turned off laptop with wide eyes to investigate my activities!
A FLOOFEN microcat (who I’ve nicknamed Beastie), - gray with white cat eyeliner - is snuggled in a pile of blankets while looking up at the photographer.
Gray FLOOFEN boy is snuggled into blankets with a kittensmile on his tiny face.
Amidst a whirl of blankets sits a small, gray FLOOFER. He is curled up from grooming his micropaws & is gazing up at the photographer while he is mid-paw-lick.
A diminutive, as yet unnamed gray FLOOFBEAST is loafed in a cardboard box with an orange & teal blue mouse toy on the viewer’s right. His box is perched upon a white countertop w/ a brown gouge in the countertop visible in front of him.
A tiny, FLOOFY gray & white STRIPEY kitten in a small cardboard box turned on its side looks skeptically as he apprised the photographer’s outstretched finger. There is a blue and orange catnip mouse toy by his right paw & the box is atop a white countertop.
A diminutive, as yet unnamed, extremely FLOOFY gray rescue kitten with olive-copper colored eyes and white tabby eyeliner perched on a white counter amidst plates & jar lids full of KMR, gushy cat food, and water. He is licking his chops & staring intently at the bottle of KMR.
Mina, a blonde & black striped kitty w/ a white ruff & paws, as well as a mark on her nose that looks like a smudge of chocolate, perched atop the photographer and making a face indicating she wants MOAR PETS!
A fluffy longhaired cat w/ smoky gray fur & white tabby markings + gray natural kitty eyeliner looks at the camera w/ large eyes before returning to devouring crunchy food.
Wolfie, a russet, cream, & reddish-golden cat perches upon the photographer’s chest while looking off to the viewer’s right.
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped polydactyl tabby cat lounges on a brick patio.
Mina, a black and blonde striped tabby cat with white tipped paws, a while ruff & muzzle, and a spot on her nose that makes her appear to have been caught sneaking some milk chocolate treats is croissanted on a teal and red, diamond & floral patterned brocade upholstery couch. She is sleepily raising her head in response to me asking her “Kraken?”
A strawberry blonde and russet striped Orange Good Boy’s entire face occupies the entire foreground as he is mid-slowblink!
Round black, gray, and blonde striped kitty, Chubbers, reveling & scrunging in joy while she is lavished w/ pets by the photographer while she stands atop a cream colored down comforter.
A black, gray & blonde kitty w/ white knee socks, ruff, and muzzle perched on a white fence and ROARS at the photographer!
A round loaf of a black, blonde, and gray striped cat w/ a white muzzle snuggles into a comforter while the photographer administers pets!
Mina, a small feline w/ black & blonde stripes, a white jaw/ruff, and a nose that appears to be smudged with chocolate is perched on the photographer, being adorable.
SweetTart, a cream/pale orange striped kitty climbs inside a Christmas tree shaped cat bed w/ catnip penguin toy. In the background a gray and white floofer cat, Nakata, sleeps in a cat bed on the table.
A white & gray FLOOFY cat w/ sea glass colored eyes & natural gray eyeliner coat pattern meows up at the photographer from amidst a pile of leaves. He is scolding the photographer for having left him with only one person to pet & feed him for a few days!
An orange & russet tabby with a white tail tip & a brown & black stripe tabby with white kneesocks on her back feet climb a tree in the photographer’s frigid back yard.
A sabley/taupey & black striped cat with large paws extends one paw across flannel sheets w/ black cats printed on them & looks at the photographer. His sister, Mina, a blonde & black striped tabby cat, is in loaf formation behind him.
A small strawberry blonde & russet striped is semi-curled upon a flannel cat-print sheet in the foreground, while a sabley/taupey & black feline w/ extra large hooksocks loafs on pillows in the background
Auggie, my strawberry blonde/russet Orange boy, holding the paw of Efie, my sabley/taupey & black striped boy, while lounging on a faux-Sherpa blanket that’s draped over the couch & making eye contact w/ the viewer!
Efie remains a contented curl of black & sable/taupe tabby cat w/ giant paws, while Auggie, a strawberry blonde/russet kitty flops on his back to extend his under the chin area for bliss-inducing pets!
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped tabby reclines on a coat draped over a jacket while holding paws with Auggie, a strawberry blonde & russet striped tabby cat. Auggie has his head reclined backwards & is looking up at the photographer.
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped cat curls up on a black nylon coat tossed on a red/teal brocade upholstered couch. Facing him is a smaller strawberry blonde & russet striped cat!
Mina, a blonde & black tabby w/ a white ruff/lower face & a choconose, nestled beside her brother, Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped tabby, in a brass bed festooned w/ slightly rumpled bedclothes.
A small, sabley/taupey & black striped tabby cat w/ large paws sits perched upon the photographer’s chest, seeking pets!
Tart, an extremely pale orange & cream tabby cat w/ golden-olive eyes & a pale corally-pink nose, reclining on his side on a bed w/ a pale pink sheet & cream woven blanket.
Efie, a black & sabley/taupey striped tabby, looking to the viewer’s left w/ an expression of confusion or outrage about the noise the photographer emitted to garner his attention. 😹
Efie, a sabley-taupey & black tabby cat w/ giant paws, as seen through a sunburst phone lens!
Chubbers, the grayish-brown & black striped ROUND tabby w/ white tipped paws snuggles up w/ Auggie, the strawberry blonde tabby, while Efie, the lankier sable/taupey & black striped tabby half-croissants in the background.
4 cats - In the left foreground, an ashier-brown & black striped, rounder tabby, Chubbers; in the left background, a taupey/sabley & black striped tabby w/ giant paws, Efie; in the right background a strawberry-blonde & russet striped tabby, Auggie; and in the right foreground, a black, silky longhaired cat, Coop - all snuggle into a cream faux-sherpa blanket on a red & teal brocade covered couch.
Coop, a silky black long-haired kitty w/ a white ruff sits on a counter covered in boxes as I clean/prep the den area for a friend to stop in & feed/pet the kitties over the weekend. Next to Coop is a brown cardboard box out of which Mina, a tinier blonde & black striped tabby cat, peaks over the edge, confident that she is well-concealed.
Efie, a black & stably/taupey tabby cat w/ gigantic paws snuggling into a gray cat bed placed upon a short table. Efie is flopped on his side & is holding his tail, a signature Efie-ism!
Chubbers, a delightfully round black & brown tabby / a white ruff & white tipped paws happily basks in pets & behind the ear scritches while standing on a teal&red brocade couch. The photographer’s hand is visible coming in from the left to administer kitty head rubs!
Tart, a cream/pale orange kitty is comfortably draped over the more orange cat, Auggie, while they cuddle up w/ a fleece/faux sherpa blanket.
Two tabby cats - one that is more golden/sabley colored w/ black stripes & is longer; the other that is more white/tan & black stripes & is rounder- are croissanted together on a gray cat bed atop a short table. In the background is a rattan woven chair, another taller table w/ a Christmas reindeer brass tree-crown & cat-Angel Christmas tree topper base on it w/ the cat-angel out of frame, & a barrister’s bookcase full of pattern books. Efie, the more golden/sable toned, long Stripey is in the foreground & appears to be exceedingly content. Chubbers, the rounder kitty behind Efie has a quizzical expression on her tiny cat face.
Chubbers, the roundest & shortest-limbed of the 3 Stripeys (tabby cats w/ varying shades of brown + black stripes), has a blissed out expression on her diminutive face as she accepts pets administered by the photographer. She stands upon a red/teal brocade couch.
Coop, my black long-haired kitty w/ a white ruff & white tipped paws, caught mid-slowblink as he loafs up on a red/teal brocade upholstered couch!
Efie, a sabley/taupey brown & black striped tabby w/ gigantic kitten mittens is flopped atop a cat bed that is resting upon a table. The light for a nearby lamp perfectly illuminates how absurdly scaled Efie’s paws are!
Mina, my blonde & black stripe kitty w/ a choconose marking on her white lower face happily accepting pets!
Wolfie, an orange tabby Elder Statescat, is perched upon the photographer for cuddles & pets!
Mina, a blonde & black striped kitty w/ a choconose is flopped upon a bed w/ her brother, Efie, a sable/taupe & black striped kitty who is peaking around Mina.
On the left of Mina, a blonde and black striped kitten with a white muzzle area & a spot on her nose that makes it appear she has just been caught sneaking milk chocolate & has smudged some on her nose. Beside her is her brother, Efie, a sabley/taupey brown & black striped tabby with large eyes and a sweet disposition (which is an excellent compliment to Mina’s more spicy, assertive personality)!
Wolfie, a large Orange boy, strikes a self-possessed pose while glancing slightly to the viewer’s right, while Efie, the sabley/taupey & black striped feline looks at the photographer with an expression of deep affection. They are perched upon a bed w/ rumpled blankets, from which they survey their domain!
A shot of an awkwardly angled overflowing dishes rack w/ a colinder, cutting board, number of bowls. In the far right corner is the fridge-shelf that is escaping the sink where it’s being soaked to remove sticky honey-ginger marinade. Behind the dishes pile is a blonde and black striped kitty w/ a white muzzle who perpetually appears to have milk chocolate smudged across her nose. She has clearly just been caught trying to secretly devour plastic before I cruelly snatch away the inedible garbage she has fixated upon masticating until it resembles food.
An image of cocentric circles showing ppl I engage w/ most frequently!
Mina, my blonde & black striped tabby kitty w/ a chocolate fur variation on her nose that makes her appear to have been perpetually sneaking chocolate, is photographed sleeping on Christmas cat flannel sheets. She has two of her sharps extended on the paw closest to the camera for no discernible reason.
Chubbers, a greyed-brown & black tabby with white knee socks on her back legs looks up at the photographer w/ a curious gaze
Auggie, an orange & cream tabby, is wrapped in a cream colored comforter & being held on the photographer’s chest. His eyes are closed in feline contentment.
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped tiny POTAT hugging my knee (which is under the comforter) with a partially knitted sweater & iPad w/ a video essay on in the background.
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped microcat hugs my knee, which is underneath a pale lilac comforter in the foreground; in the background there is a burgundy cardigan that is in the knitting process, and an iPad which shows a video titled “Native American Genocide Themes in The Shining”.
Efie, a taupey/sabley & black striped kitten w/ giant eyes & giant paws perched upon a counter, demanding pets!
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped tabby, perched on the photographers chest, graciously accepting pets
Black crock pot in the background behind a green pan on a burner full of roasting sunflower seeds + paprika! The paprika chars nicely & adds depth of flavor to soup!
Chubbers, a blondish/taupey & black striped kitty with white socks approaches the photographer determinedly in search of pets. Chubbers is striding across a red brick patio festooned w/ leaves.
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped kitty contentedly croissants amongst blankets & a discarded scarf.
Auggie, my strawberry-blond Orange tabby, perched upon my chest extremely close to my face. He has a slight kittysmile!
Auggie, my strawberry-blond Orange tabby, perched upon my chest/neck so I had to take the photo at a strange angle, showing my haphazard Christmas lights & closet door w/ camisoles draped over the edge of the door & plenty of belts/scarves hanging from organizer hooks on the back of the door!