ilana steinberg

@lanibird.bsky.social

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🐉 Designer, animator, illustrator, monster maker ✨ Commissions open! 📬 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com she/her

A grey goblin with floppy ears and a magnificent red moustache
Seattle’s newest celebrity, a raccoon with shortened spine syndrome
A goblin with giant ears, three dangling earrings, and a long facial scar smiling and trying to grow facial hair. The jury’s out on that one
A tortoise prince in elegant cloak and sword with terrible posture
The head of a green dragon, frills, large nostrils with smoke coming out, close together yellow eyes, and two curled horns, one cracked
Black and white monkey with crossed legs smoking a cigarette absentmindedly
A black and white hedgehog looking creature with green leaves growing out of its back
Criterion's 8½ 4K remaster. A film by Federico Fellini
A long nosed creature craning forward with red eyes, tusks, nubby horns, and long ears. Red shaped backdrop
Five greyhounds, grey, black, and fawn, surrounded by red ribbons
Beautiful fawn greyhound lying in the sunshine with one ear perked up, in the grass wearing a blue collar
A stormy dark purple kirin with pink lightning horns and maine/tail made of wool
Short haired woman, me, with glasses smoking a cigar with peace sign
Blurays of LARS AND THE REAL GIRL and HALF NELSON
A buff, bovine unicorn with a light pink crescent background
A dinosaur like monster with an enormous rectangular casque and multiple horns against a light green background
portraits of five greyhounds (black, 2 white and grey, one grey, and one red with a halo) surrounded by red ribbons
A sniffer monster with large eyes, a spiked casque, and spotted skin flaps and spines, against a blue backdrop
A white dragon with smoking coming out of its nostrils with an irregular shaped yellow plate behind
An alligator in a striped shirt, shorts, fedora, blinged out and smoking a cigar
A giant purple and yellow chameleon dragon whipping its tail, bothered by two blue/yellow and blue/red birds. Characters from Monster Hunter Rise
"I just have so much more context now" "When I saw pictures from the manga of Luffy stretching I was just like... WHAT?!" "Now it makes PERFECT sense!" "He ate a magic fruit... and now he can Stretch!" "He ate a magic fruit... and he can Split Apart!" "There's LOGIC!!"
purple kirin with wooly mane and tail with pink lightning horns, imposing
the absolutely haunting face of Florya on the Criterion remaster of COME AND SEE (1985) dir. Elem Klimov
Silver hair woman with black cane pants and a NIN self destruct tour tshirt
“Oh god, how am I going to stay awake until the concert starts in 3 hours?!” A sleepy me “Literally one sip of an energy drink later:” Gone super saiyan
A woman in a green wool sweater smoking a cigar on a porch outlooking a snowy ravine
A little green goblin smiling with giant ears, a large yellow eye with scratches, and a tiny sea green earring
Samus - woman in an orange mech suit
A fawn greyhound with ears askew lying with his Lambchop stuffed animal
A smiling hawk in a pink dress
Criterion Blu-ray of Terrence Malick's DAYS OF HEAVEN (1978) A picker looks on a golden wheat field towards a towering farmhouse against a blue sky
Tortoise in a cape and feathered hat
Wake in Fright (1971)
Girl with short silver hair smiling with glasses
a travelling bilberry goat resting on a rock holding shillelagh
a silver watch with blue face and accents Citizen Eco-Drive Weekender Chronograph
red, green, and white luchador bird pokemon. pose 1 standing for applause, pose 2 holding the Kinda Funny Champion belt maniacally.
Juno the cat in a green jumpsuit, flight helmet, in a top gun themed portrait
a frog in a cloak holding a torch, in b&w
Short haired woman in glasses in a green coat and striped scarf smoking a briar pipe, with a bleary, snowy winter forest behind her
“Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
man in blue jacket standing in foggy field of wildflowers
Cute owl’s face wearing a turquoise cloak and gold moon pin
Five greyhounds' faces: dark haired Tilly, grey and white Manu, cream Lola, little grey Rafa, and overlooking them all, the red fawn Rooby with a halo over her head. Red ribbons intertwine them
Abstract black flowing lines outlining a face and flowing hair with rays of a new sun hitting it
Watercolor of a green turtle with big gold eyes in a small feathered top hat and purple cloak smoking a pipe
Self portrait. Girl with short wavy hair and glasses in a coat smoking a pipe
A menorah with the first candle of Hanukkah lit
Empty frog Inflated frog
white and brown cat in a green Top Gun flightsuit with a thumbs up, holding a full sized blue and red flight helmet that says "JOJO"
A beautiful white and brown cat in a green Top Gun flight suit and large helmet emblazoned with "Jojo"