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woke lefty progressive HERE IS NOT INFORMATION also @lanzz@c.im on 🐘

screenshot of a webpage. in the top-left corner there's a solved reCAPTCHA prompt. underneath the prompt: "Why do I have to complete a CAPTCHA? Completing the CAPTCHA proves you are a human and gives you temporary access to the web property."
on the right side: "What can I do to prevent this in the future? If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices."

Photo of an NHS London ambulance, a Mustang Mach-E painted in hi-viz fluro yellow

разписка от онлайн поръчка от супермаркет ASDA. списък на неналични продукти, заместени с алтернативни. първия продукт е тирамису, заместено с тарама салата

Red warning
An exceptional spell of hot and humid weather is expected across this region, with impacts to the general population highly likely.

Impact: High
Likelihood: High

Further details
During the heatwave expected to affect a large part of England and Wales this week, the highlighted area now looks increasingly likely to see a two to three day period where maximum temperatures in the shade exceed 37 Celsius, perhaps rising to 38 to 40 Celsius in some places. The heat will be accompanied by high humidity, exacerbating the potential for discomfort and health impacts, with very warm and humid night times also reducing the ability for people to recover overnight.

Significant disruption to daily life is likely and the public should take every effort to make precautions and adapt their daily routines where possible to cope with these levels of heat, which up to now have been extremely rare for the UK.

Four panel Mr. Lovenstein comic:
P1: Guy on a black background: "Hello darkness, my old friend"
P2: Darkness: "I ain't your friend"
P3: Black background recedes, leaving guy on a white background
P5: Guy on a white background: "oh..."

Royal Mail
Let's get your sending
BACK ON TRACK

Hi Mihail,
We noticed you've taken a short break from sending parcels – and that's okay!

When you're ready, you can pick up right where you left off, as sending with us is simple and cost-effective:
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Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints meme: "You know, I'm something of a proud nordic girl myself"

Tintin meme:
Captain: "That's enough work for this week"
Tintin: "Muiiio, it's only Monday"

"Народното събрание трябва да ратифицира договора за включване в Съвета за мир на Доналд Тръмп."

"they're the same picture" meme from The Office

17 Mar 2026 00:54 GMT
All four living former US presidents deny Trump's claim one of them privately endorsed his war on Iran

After Donald Trump claimed twice on Monday that he had spoken to a former US president who told him that he approved of his attack on Iran, all four living former presidents denied having spoken with Trump about Iran in statements from aides to CNN and other outlets.

"Down jacket" meme template:
Panel 1: Goose: "Why does Britain get no say in EU laws?"
Panel 2: Goose: "Why no say, motherfucker"
Running dude is captioned "David Frost"

Huge bag of spinach, with a banana for scale

Excerpt from the music video for "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi

A person perched in a weird pose upon a partially-upturned chair.
Caption: "You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing"

🖕🏻
Y A M A Z A K U R A
KUYURI
peated blended whisky

GIF of the Viking funeral from "History of the World, part 1"
a bunch of vikings taking off their helmets, revealing that the horns are actually on their heads, not the helmets

poster for the game Control by Remedy Entertainment, which was founded by members of the demo scene group Future Crew

excerpt from the article: "Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche defended the redactions, stating the Department of Justice is committed to transparency while protecting victims, despite lawmakers' criticisms."

Cyanide and Happiness strip:
P1: (close up) Reporter: "The whole world is wondering: why did you want to climb mount Everest?"
P2: (wide angle showing reporter and climber side by side) Climber: "Because it's there."
P3: (close up) Reporter: "How inspiring! Any further comments you'd like to tell people at home?"
P4: (wide angle, showing the climber perched on the head of the reporter)

close-up of the people tied to the tracks from the trolley problem meme

"New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested Vice President JD Vance's mother was right to have attempted to sell him for drugs in a Bluesky post on Wednesday"

Comic:
Panel 1: Woman talking loudly on her mobile set to speaker, people around her in a shop looking pissed
P2: Person approaches woman, she's looking puzzled at them
P3: Person takes her phone from her
P4: Close up of the phone screen showing the "speaker" button with a finger over it
P5: Finger presses the button
P6: Person hands back the phone to the woman, bystanders applauding
P7: Person shoves the woman into a doorway
P8: Doorway shown to be the hatch of a rocker, person holding a remote control and pressing a "launch" button on it
P9: Rocket launches and explodes in mid air, bystanders shocked

Screenshot from a Youtube page, watching a Veritasium video about the Goldbach's Conjecture. There's a very conspicuous box above the video title, saying
"You're not alone
Samaritans (link)
Free - Confidential - Hours: Available 24 hours
Call 116 123"

There's a options menu in the corner, where the "why am I seeing this" link takes me a "Crisis resource panels" help topic, explaining about getting help with "topics such as suicide, self-harm, or eating disorders", and apparently, now maths

Elon Musk: (replying to @grok, @tdsfixer and @therobotjames)

If I actually wanted to spend my time RAPING CHILDREN, it would be trivial for me to do so without BEGGING a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.

(screenshot is redacted to correct euphemisms in the original post)

$In the UK (specifically England and Wales), a defendant found not guilty in a criminal case is not automatically entitled to recover all their private legal costs. Following the Legal Aid, Sentencing and Punishment of Offenders Act 2012 (LASPO), recovering costs from central funds for private representation is strictly limited. The "Legal Aid Rates" Cap If a privately funded defendant is acquitted, they can apply for a Defendant’s Costs Order (DCO). However, the amount recovered is almost always capped at legal aid rates. - What this means: These rates are significantly lower than private commercial rates—often 10% to 30% of what was actually paid. - Result: You will likely only recover a small fraction of your actual expenditure.$