Lapis O. Aetharia

@lapis-a.bsky.social

45 Followers 27 Following

A dumbass that steals your memes and sees the world with a lack of whimsy. P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here. Age: 23.

a cropped screenshot of a user's page, the individual who took the screenshot has been blocked for an unknown reason. it has also been cropped to hide the identity of the blocker.
google calculator with the equation: (10 x 12) x 5 = the answer is indeed 600
How to be good at talking 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations Image below is Inigo Montoya, from the movie The Princess Bride, saying his final words to the man that killed his father. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
From left to right: Bob "Muyskerm" Mark "Markiplier" Jack "Jacksepticeye" Wade"LordMinion777"
One of the four pictures from before, but it has not been selected for viewing, and the default cropping makes it look suggestive
A pic of a man writing on parchment, the text reads: pick up the book closest to you, turn to page 157 (one fifty seven). The first sentence describes what it's like inside your head. Bottom right credits the image to "Louvre" with sub-text that is pixelated and blurry, with the only readable word being "memes"
Clear dice with white dice on a black mousepad. The roll is 7.
SPACEBALLS: The Movie Poster. With various text from the popular characters from Spaceballs: The Movie. The text is irrelevant, but the first letter of their reviews spells "BALLS" in all-caps. Featuring, in order of left to right: Yogurt (The Wise, The All-Knowing, The All-Powerful, The Magnificent.. goes by "Plain Yogurt"), unnamed dancing and singing chest burster (Aliens franchise), Barf (half-man, half-dog), Pizza The Hut, and Dark Helmet
"Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 (three) words" image
Markiplier with a loading circle where his brain is, has it has failed to load the relevant thoughts to exist
Three circles overlapping each other, creating the phrase "what the fuck" where all three overlap
Six-panel meme from Emperor's New Groove, edited to have subtitles showing what they are saying. The final panel has had its subtitles changed from "booyah" to "fuuuu-" for comedic effect.
Gandalf speaking of great evils, there is no difference here. Also, "The Mouth Of Sauron" was the first "Sauron" named-being killed in LOTR... here's hoping.
Whatshisname talking to Constable Odo, only to have his one plan rejected before it even began
Mr. Incredible pointing at a table, angry at something, with the text saying "RICE IS RICE" in all-caps. the text at the bottom-right says "meme-arsenal.ru" implying the image has been stolen from a search engine.