Chris

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A short clip showing Warriors winger Alofiana Khan-Pereira who looks a bit like Ed Miliband
An old clip from the News Quiz about a government initiative to recruit volunteers for the Border Force. It ends something like this: ‘You just ask yourself, as they must do in so many 5 Live commissioning meetings, “who is this going to appeal to, other than racists?”’
A road map showing a route from Constable Burton to Burton Constable
A screenshot of a Tetris-like word game called Letteris with POO spelled out in blocks
A photo of two door hooks. They look like a drunk octopus wanting a fight. There is some graffiti that says ‘drunk octopus wants to fight!’
Front page of Metro, 22/05/2026 as seen in the BorrowBox app
A packet of pasta with a sticky tab that says ‘resealable’ but which hasn’t actually resealed anything
Guardian screenshot. Image is two structures that look like AT-AT walkers from the Star Wars movies. Headline is ‘Iran reviewing peace proposal as Trump says a deal very possible’
A photo of 21 hairpin bends on a Tour de France cycling route
Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks drinking black coffee and smiling
99.4% clean glasses
Twin Peaks title screen with TWIN PEAKS replaced with INVITATION TO LOVE
Animated gif of the librarian in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stamping a book
The cover of Douglas Adams' Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy with the title changed to Don't Create the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser
An old fesshole post that says ‘I have to travel a lot, working on site. Every time I get put up in a Travelodge I unscrew their corporate "art" from above the bed, turn it upside down, and reattach it to the wall. 17 rooms so far.’
Video clip of New York Times’ Spelling Bee game. User types ‘rimming’, game replies ‘awesome!’
A photo of the Cerne Abbas giant redrawn using anamorphosis so it looks better from the nearby viewing area
A version of the Guardian's donations page with a, 'Exclude Tim Dowling' button
A screenshot of a Cineworld webpage that says my booking is confirmed and that there is a problem with my booking in overlapping text
Road sign reading 'merge like a zipper'
A Lego set tribute to Jane Austen's books with an 18+ label
A scene of devastation labelled 'atrocity' featuring a cat labelled 'journalist affected by atrocity'. The journalists in the photo are focusing on the cat
Ghostbusters clip: 'Listen... you smell something?'
The Daffy Duck vs Donald Duck scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit with both ducks labelled 'The Labour Party'. The people cheering on their fight are also labelled 'The Labour Party'
A photo of Mark Kermode
Screenshot of the NYT Connections game with smack barm pea wet as the top line
Tobias Funke in a robe
A scene of devastation labelled 'atrocity' featuring a cat labelled 'journalist affected by atrocity'. The journalists in the photo are focusing on the cat
Bluey eating a cheese and jam sandwich
A UK road sign reading ‘adverse camber’
gif of Sharon Stone in Total Recall stomping on Arnold Schwarzenegger's nuts and saying 'That's for making me come to Mars'
A screenshot of a Guardian column on the sex-case industrial complex which does not mention Max Clifford