Ghost Tsongas

@lapsedcentrist.bsky.social

245 Followers 393 Following

I must be the director of the FBI, because there’s a bottle of bourbon with my name written all over it.

Image of the character Flat Top from the weirdly bad Dick Tracy movie that Warren Beatty made like 40 years ago
Referee from MTV Claymation show Celebrity Death Match saying “I’ll allow it.”
Image from The Simpsons showing an Oscar trophy where Homer Simpson crossed out the winner’s name and wrote in his own name.
Title screen from 1980s miniseries Fresno
Spotify Wrapped image showing a listening age of 84.
Homelander sits on a couch with Madelyn Stillwell. They're just sitting there, but you can tell something truly disturbing is about to happen.
A post appearing to show that Trump died coming from Trump’s Truth Social account. Don’t get excited, it’s probably fake.
A group of white girls wearing stupid hats.
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast juggling eggs
Winnie the Pooh with his head stuck in a honey pot.
Ashley Todd, a McCain campaign volunteer who claimed she was attacked by an Obama supporter who carved a B into her face. She later admitted it was a hoax. The photo shows a "black eye" obviously done with makeup, and a scar in the shape of a backward capital B. It is believed the B is backward because she carved it herself while looking in a mirror.
Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club saying "You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."
Kash Patel looking dumb as fuck
Dean Phillips speaking with campaign bus behind him.
Garage attendant from Ferris Bueller's Day Off asking, "What country do you think this is?"
Chunk from The Goonies breaks the dick off a replica statue of David
Archie and Edith Bunker at a piano singing about the good old days.
Photo of gangsta accountant Herbert Kornfeld
Image of a post made by an AI bot using an ableist slur.
Image of Ashley Todd, then 20 years old, in 2008. Todd was a McCain campaign volunteer who claimed she was attacked by a Black man for her politics. She claimed the attacker had tried to carve the word "Barack" into her face, but stopped after the letter B. However, the B on her face is backwards, because she carved it into her own cheek while looking in a mirror. She also has a fake black eye done very poorly with makeup.
Cover of a children’s book titled “Don’t CallMe Pig! A Javelina Story”
Screen shot of a blocked account taken from the Twitter app (never updated to X). It shows 20,013 blocked accounts.
Screenshot showing 20,000 blocked accounts on Twitter
An incredibly realistic photo of a prestigious leather-bound book titled "Things FDR Definitely Said For Real" edited by Ms. Dee Pointe
President Joe Biden smiles and shakes hands with the fascist prick who is about to burn everything Biden ever built to the ground.