Midwestern Oaf

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Two ginger lap cats, Mac and Cheese. Cheese is draped precariously over my knee.
Cheese attempts to bite Mac's ear.
Product display for Reese's peanut butter cups but with marshmallow or strawberry fillings.
7 cubic yards of cedar mulch
Mac the cat sleeps on my right arm. My dominant arm. The arm I need to use to work.
Hand holds a molded plastic submarine from Mold A Rama in front of the real U505 submarine at the Museum of Science and Industry.
The Charmin forever roll commercial size toilet paper available at Target.
Food coloring in a pint of hazy IPA makes it look like green milk.
Cheese the cat is curled in my lap. No thoughts in his head.
Mac the cat rests dangerously close to my home deadlift set up.
Cheese the cat's belly is rubbed. Cheese has engulfed the hand with his furry body.
Cheese the cat rests, tucked into bed.
Mac the cat lounges under our fake Christmas tree.
Cheese the cat peers out between fake pine branches on our Christmas tree.
Card hand with no cards above 8
Corner chair set apart from chairs at a dining table.
Brightly colored sound buttons labeled "moan" and "scream".
Mac, the cat, rests in his pet carrier.
Cheese the cat, nestled betwixt my plaided cheeks.
Two ginger cats, Mac and Cheese, rest on a blanket draped across my legs, rendering me immobile.
Blue LED stick figure in the dark
Mac, dozing tummy-up on my lap.
Cheese, a ginger cat, rests too close to my weights for my comfort.
A sleeping orange cat draped across my lap.
It's sesame seed paste, but it looks like shit.
Close up of Mac, my cat. He struggles to stay awake as his inner eyelids give him a doofy appearance.
Two orange cats Mac and Cheese are resting on my lap.
Reproduction of Mayan art showing a person with crab claws and mask.
Sign on a zoo window stating "PLEASE DO NOT HIT OR BANG ON THE GLASS THANK YOU THE GORILLAS."
The unreasonably fit cartoon mascots of bubba's bagels and Dave's Killer bread.
Screen shot of the Target app, today May 28th, featuring Halloween decor.
Mac the cat in repose.
A wheelbarrow with cracked wooden handlebars.
My cat, Cheese, peering out from under a blanket, about to strike his brother, Mac.
The best chocolate chip cookies, baked yesterday by wife.
A squirrel up a tree with a whole-ass croissant. King.
Painting of horse mounted American Revolutionary officers with oddly cute faces.
Batshit religious flyer "God's Plan to Bless You and All People" is a multi -column diagram with pyramids.
A basketball at the edge of the inside of a large dark heating vent, about 20 feet above a gym.
Orange cat with shaved arm and tummy.
Box of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Valentines. For reasons unknown Michelangelo is shown twice, but with one image showing a more yellow hue to his eye mask.
Cats named Mac and Cheese snuggled together in my lap.
Odometer on my 2015 Hyundai reached 100,000
Littermate kittens Mac and Cheese snuggled for warmth.
Mac the cat rests with his inner eyelids closing.
My cat Cheese rests on my broad, manly shoulder.
The Way Things Work, hardcover published in 1988 open to page 340 explaining how computer memory works.
Mac, my cat, naps with his head pressed against my palm.
My two cats Mac and Cheese snuggled perpendicularly across my lap and legs.
Technological armor suit from 007 exhibit with a mouse trackball embedded in the arm.