Pia Schwierz

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Hand drawn progress flag in an interactive installation at the asphalt festival in Düsseldorf.
Yellow bands under the pretty roof of a theatre foyer.
Film poster of Iron Sky. Five people standing in front of an explosion in front of skyscrapers in front of zeppelins and, I think, the moon. Three of them are im Nazi uniforms, one in an astronaut suit, one in Matrix style black leather. I vaguely remember that the premise of the film was that a Nazi colony survived at the dark side if the moon. The amazing Udo Kier playing the new Führer.
Eurostar ticket Düsseldorf to London for 27th August.
White orchid on a windowsill with a total of 10-12 buds on multiple branches.
Screenshot of the auto transcript of a the podcast: A special thanks to Kerry Mann for moderating the Mayan share and PS. Schvitz for creative assistance, also Jay and Anna for additional online material.
Dead rat prop.
A frisbee made from synthetic fabric. A cartoony picture of the mascot of the 1998 football world cup on a football pitch printed on it. A hand is holding the frisbee over the wooden floor of a beach hut, sand visible through the door.
Golden egg cup with Greg Davies's face on it. It looks satisfyingly like a trophy. And it comes with a golden spoon with a stick figure on it. Face on the top, holding a clipboard in his hand.
Trish: have the best time! Pics please. Me: A photo of my legs in the bus to the airport at 4:40am. Trish: I should be more specific.
Ceiling of my flat again.
An American football with the word football on it. Tasteful shadow of the phone taking the picture on it.
Lights on a ceiling. Miles away from any football pitch actually.
Baby shoe on a bench. Probably worn. Just thrown away by said baby.
Sculpture of a stag roaring 'eggs'.
Little boat swimming in a fountain.
Mainly a bike, lower edge of a screen in the background.
Back of a head, next to it an audience of some kind of outdoor sports event.
Sheep on a meadow across a river. The camera zoom not quite managing to capture them as sheep rather than undefined white blobs.
Some gras.
Frie, blurred, pointing towards the camera.
Blurred wall. Some goo.
Colourful posters on a column on an alleyway. Lower one is for the asphalt Festival. Theatre, music, art and dance 15th July to 2nd August in Düsseldorf.
Screenshot of a blurred phone screen with a small window with a WhatsApp chat in the top right corner.
Blue baseball cap in my lap.
Mainly tree. Two legs of a unicorn sculpture on a roof in the top right corner.
Lot of sky, some trees on the lower part.
My feet stepping into a train that is actually moving further away from Chesham.
Sculpture of a big hand with legs and feet. Sitting on and holding books. Red circle drawn around the feet.
Bit of my head, mainly blue sky with some clouds.
Times at which post from a random letter box far away from Chesham will be collected. Also an 'ultras' sticker. So dangerously close to have a connection to football.
Photo of the ceiling in my flat in Germany a considerable amount of miles away from any comedy football matches in Chesham.
Signature on the corner of a poster. The motif is a photo of a window behind a curtain. Light from it in the middle, dark towards the edges. Details about the exhibition printed in yellow above the signature: asphalt Festival zu Gast im KIT - Kunst im Tunnel Verschwinden (ARCHIV) Fotografien von Laurenz Berges 10. Juli - 2. August 2026
Black t-shirt with the words "Ginami Ray" reasonably neat painted on it.
Video of a black t-shirt showing its front first. There are mouths and gills of two rays painted on it. Then the t-shirt is turned around. The backs of the rays are painted on the back of the shirt.
Still the book 'Art but make it Sports' by LJ Rader on my table, but next to it now the novel 'One Minute Away' by Mark Watson.
The new book 'Art but make it sports' by LJ Rader lying on my table. On the cover is the painting The Fall of the Rebel Angels by Sebastiano Ricci next to a photo of an American football player jumping/flying over other players matching the pose of the angels in the painting.
Zoomed in on the shop window. There is a box with a vintage telephone.
A black gaffa tape X on the floor. Very blurred the background a fancy table and musicians rehearsing before the show. The X was the target for a game of curling with pots in the show.
Me in a glittery jacket. Leaning forward. Fantastic motion blur in the throwing arm chucking sweets to the audience. Expression on my face best to be described as unhingedly delighted. A sign language interpreter is working in the background. I like to imagine there is a hint of amusement in or expression.
Käthe Lorenz and me on stage with empty seats behind us.
Käthe Lorenz and me on one of the biggest revolving stages in Europe.
Selfie in front of a big venue. I'm wearing a fantastic hat.
Selfie in front of a shabby looking stage with instruments on it.
Selfie in front of a big venue. The building is white and sort of wavy. A red arrow is pointing to the highest roof. The bigger room stage is under it. The sky is very blue.
Brown rat built with few boxes in blender.
Me wearing a light blue baseball cap.
My dot in the 3.4 million BlueSky users cloud immediately next to the account @barredmarkwatson
A bust of a hare. It's golden, wears pearl necklaces and a mixture of fruit and ferns as a hat.
Couple of cartoons based on wombat puns. So different type of 'bats'. Nom-bat, bomb-bat, won-bat, Tom-bat, Wem-bat, Mom-bat, wimp-bat, quom-bat, womb-bat.
Two lines of pink gaffa tape over cables. Newest entry in my tape journal.
Classic emoji face with a tinfoil hat.
Foto der PRÜF Demo. Forderung ist die Prüfung aller Parteien, die vom Verfassungsschutz als rechtsextremer Verdachtsfall oder als gesichert rechtsextrem eingestuft werden, durch das Bundesverfassungsgericht. Auf einem Plakat nahe an der Kamera steht: Demokratie statt Dummheit.
A hand dripping burning rum onto sugar to melt and drip into the pot of mulled wine under it.